Funny Poems About Lizard or Lizard Funny Poems

Humorous and funny Lizard poems and/or funny poems about Lizard. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Lizard funny poems!

Written by Gail Debole
Categories: funny,

Rexie the Lizard

Written: January 2, 2009
Updated: April 23, 2012

There once was a lizard named Rex(ie)
Whose head was always tilted and ready
Sitting next to the glass wall
Patiently waiting for Saul
To feed him tasty hornworm bread(ie).


Note: Part of the Portrait Poetry Collection

Written by Litan Dey
Categories: humorous, simple, society,

Lizard

Lizard is truth
Lizard is foul
Lizard! You and I are what we are distinctly

Truth or bitter
Freshwater or saline water
It mixes with our life
-in our wounds.

I am tired
thirst for your love
I can not bear this loneliness
When I stop thinking about you
The Lizard run over my head
Why you are making sounds now, Lizard?
If you are happy with her
Give me more pain!

Lizard is truth
Lizard is foul
Lizard! You and I are what we are distinctly

Day passes
My night lengthened
If it is true to life as one wish
Why I became deaf?

Lizard! Stop making false clops


Written by Alayande Stephen
Categories: allegory, animal, dance, desire, hilarious, race, visionary,

The Red Headed Lizard 2

THE RED-HEADED LIZARD II					

Its eyes very sharp on insects
Tongue, can only be magnetic
It swallows ants with ease
Yet, nodding to its precision

Looking straight into my eyes
Breathing in and out,
Yet, not gasping
It looked at my direction 
Enjoying the game
Its nodding means one ant down

Suddenly turns its tail at me
Thought, it was goodbye bidding
Yet, starring at me backwardly
More ants gathered 
Mopping some sugary liquid
 
Suddenly, it reappeared
Nodding, faster with a smile
To announce its arrival again
It resumed with more verve.





Alayande Stephen T.
3.45pm
12th August, 2007

Written by Caren Krutsinger
Categories: animal, funny, humor, humorous,

Lizard Or Llama

lizard or llama
which do you want?

I think hard.
Both please.

You can only have one.
Stern look.

I hate my parents.

Written by James Edward Lee Sr.
Categories: analogy, celebrity, character, cute, funny, sports,

THE STORY OF LEAPING LIZARD THE HIGH-JUMPING TRACK STAR-

Leaping Lizard™ was
 a frog that jump the high hurdles

while Paul Pollywog™  swims and wiggles
 ...can't run nor jump cuz' got no legs
 to jump with he juz spits, sips and giggles...

12/11/23
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr.2023©


Written by Linda Alice Fowler
Categories: animal, fun, giggle, green, humor, humorous, silly,

Larry the Lizard

Best described as lizard slime,
Larry was worst of all time.
	His big rheumy nose
	was red as a rose
And his eyes glowed green as lime!