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Poem Details | by
Maggie Dickerson |
Categories:
adventure, animals, funny, imagination, inspirational, lost love, pets, war,
Nothing rhymes with llama
Nothing rhymes with lava
HEY! Llama and lava rhyme
I guess I knew that the whole time
When I see a llama, I shout
But when I see it not burning in lava, I pout
Ok, so that's not true
But I'm sitting here quietly with nothing to do......
I just realized that I've never seen a llama in the zoo.
I'm really starting to hate llamas now
I really wish they would all burn in lava
Still not true....
Still with nothing better to do...
Poem Details | by
James Horn |
Categories:
humorous,
Obama on Llama Horn Limerick
Kitty did like to do drama
Favorite President is Obama
So handsome and very gallant
For specking has natural talent
Likes riding a llama me llama.
Jim Horn
Me LLama is Spanish of course.
Poem Details | by
Cal Barkley |
Categories:
animal, humor, humorous, journey,
Once there was a farmer
Who rode to the pub on a llama
He said "In Peru
It's the thing to do
Isn't she a charmer?"
Poem Details | by
Kim Rodrigues |
Categories:
animal, humor,
There once was a llama in my pocket,
as my eyes did expel from each socket.
His snout stole my snack
in hunger attack.
Picket-eyes keep thieves out of my pocket.
Poem Details | by
Terry Flood |
Categories:
animal, humorous,
Never alarm a llama
I’m telling you in case
You alarm a llama
And he spits in your face
But if you charm a llama
And give him lots of grass
He won’t spit or charge at you
And he won’t kick your ar5e
And if you bought a llama
With a Boris Johnson head
You didn’t buy a llama
But an alpaca instead
Poem Details | by
Caren Krutsinger |
Categories:
animal, funny, humor, humorous,
lizard or llama
which do you want?
I think hard.
Both please.
You can only have one.
Stern look.
I hate my parents.
Poem Details | by
Jim Slaughter |
Categories:
animal, humor,
The llama has a name that everybody mispronounces.
"The double 'll', it sounds like 'y'," he patiently announces.
"The single 'l', it sounds like 'l'," proceeds his dissertation,
"And a 'lama' is a holy man of Tibetan derivation.
But what I cannot understand," says he,
"Is why it's not left up to me
To solve a problem that's become the worst case
Of mispronunciation in the history of creation,
And spell it 'yama', like it sounds, in the first place!"