Humorous and funny Llama poems and/or funny poems about Llama. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Llama funny poems!
Written by
Maggie Dickerson
Categories:
adventure, animals, funny, imagination, inspirational, lost love, pets, war,
Llama
Nothing rhymes with llama
Nothing rhymes with lava
HEY! Llama and lava rhyme
I guess I knew that the whole time
When I see a llama, I shout
But when I see it not burning in lava, I pout
Ok, so that's not true
But I'm sitting here quietly with nothing to do......
I just realized that I've never seen a llama in the zoo.
I'm really starting to hate llamas now
I really wish they would all burn in lava
Still not true....
Still with nothing better to do...
Written by
Terry Flood
Categories:
animal, humorous,
Never Alarm a Llama
Never alarm a llama
I’m telling you in case
You alarm a llama
And he spits in your face
But if you charm a llama
And give him lots of grass
He won’t spit or charge at you
And he won’t kick your ar5e
And if you bought a llama
With a Boris Johnson head
You didn’t buy a llama
But an alpaca instead
Written by
Cal Barkley
Categories:
animal, humor, humorous, journey,
Riding On a Llama
Once there was a farmer
Who rode to the pub on a llama
He said "In Peru
It's the thing to do
Isn't she a charmer?"
Written by
James Horn
Categories:
humorous,
Obama On Llama Horn Limerick
Obama on Llama Horn Limerick
Kitty did like to do drama
Favorite President is Obama
So handsome and very gallant
For specking has natural talent
Likes riding a llama me llama.
Jim Horn
Me LLama is Spanish of course.
Written by
Kim Rodrigues
Categories:
animal, humor,
A Striking Llama
There once was a llama in my pocket,
as my eyes did expel from each socket.
His snout stole my snack
in hunger attack.
Picket-eyes keep thieves out of my pocket.
Written by
Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
animal, funny, humor, humorous,
Lizard Or Llama
lizard or llama
which do you want?
I think hard.
Both please.
You can only have one.
Stern look.
I hate my parents.
Written by
Jim Slaughter
Categories:
animal, humor,
Critterature: the Frustrated Llama
The llama has a name that everybody mispronounces.
"The double 'll', it sounds like 'y'," he patiently announces.
"The single 'l', it sounds like 'l'," proceeds his dissertation,
"And a 'lama' is a holy man of Tibetan derivation.
But what I cannot understand," says he,
"Is why it's not left up to me
To solve a problem that's become the worst case
Of mispronunciation in the history of creation,
And spell it 'yama', like it sounds, in the first place!"