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Poem Details | by Maggie Dickerson |
Categories: adventure, animals, funny, imagination, inspirational, lost love, pets, war,

Llama

Nothing rhymes with llama
Nothing rhymes with lava
HEY! Llama and lava rhyme
I guess I knew that the whole time
When I see a llama, I shout
But when I see it not burning in lava, I pout
Ok, so that's not true
But I'm sitting here quietly with nothing to do......
I just realized that I've never seen a llama in the zoo.
I'm really starting to hate llamas now
I really wish they would all burn in lava
Still not true....
Still with nothing better to do...


Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: humorous,

Obama on Llama Horn Limerick

Obama on Llama Horn Limerick

Kitty did like to do drama
Favorite President is Obama
So handsome and very gallant
For specking has natural talent
Likes riding a llama me llama. 

Jim Horn

Me LLama is Spanish of course.


Poem Details | by Kim Rodrigues |
Categories: animal, humor,

A STRIKING LLAMA

There once was a llama in my pocket,
as my eyes did expel from each socket.

          His snout stole my snack
                 in hunger attack.

Picket-eyes keep thieves out of my pocket.

5/15/2018

*picket - sentry





Poem Details | by Cal Barkley |
Categories: animal, humor, humorous, journey,

Riding On A Llama

Once there was a farmer
Who rode to the pub on a llama
He said "In Peru 
It's the thing to do
Isn't she a charmer?"


Poem Details | by Caren Krutsinger |
Categories: animal, funny, humor, humorous,

Lizard or Llama

lizard or llama
which do you want?

I think hard.
Both please.

You can only have one.
Stern look.

I hate my parents.


Poem Details | by Terry Flood |
Categories: animal, humorous,

Never Alarm A Llama

Never alarm a llama
I’m telling you in case
You alarm a llama
And he spits in your face

But if you charm a llama
And give him lots of grass
He won’t spit or charge at you
And he won’t kick your ar5e

And if you bought a llama
With a Boris Johnson head
You didn’t buy a llama 
But an alpaca instead

Poem Details | by Maurice Rigoler |
Categories: animal, humor,

The Grumpy Llama



An old grumpy llama,
irritable and snappy,
complained he
was miserably unhappy.

“They say I’m a camel
and why I’m such a grump.
And if a camel is what I am,
where, then, is my hump?

“Besides, camels are ugly 
and a camel is what I’m not!
And, by the way, get it right,
I live in Llamalot, not Camelot.”