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The delayed train rolled into the train station
A single coach would carry their consternation!
The London underground maze
Hurried into the rat race craze
The engineer forgot the rest of his locomotion!
L&H Limericks - Contest
anxiety, england, flying, funny, humor, humorous, london,
once a pilot from london
at takeoff chewed an onion
but when he would speak
the flight crews would freak
now he just drinks a bourbon.
film, fun, humor, london, travel, voyage, world,
Phileas Fogg's trek
wild globe-trotting travelogue...
Copyright © 2018 by Mark Toney. All rights reserved.
Published 2018 in "Hollywood Haiku" via wattpad.com
Limerick: Once a Lady-in-Waiting in London
Once (a) Lady-in-Waiting in London
Was kept waiting by a Spanish Don
She stood with one leg up
And called busy Don up
That’s how (the) cramp in the fun got undone.
© T. Wignesan – Paris, 2013
Reason A. Poteet
addiction, anxiety, funny, light, london, pain,
Big smile, laughter with a reason.
Clowns oft disguise their pain with mirth,
like the buffoon, Jackie Gleason.
Stand-up comics are risible;
Dick Van Dyke's stunts were visible.
Grimaldi of London was right -
"Grim all day" but funny at night
written June 17, 2017
risible means "arousing or provoking laughter"
humorous, leaving, london,
Now, for the first time, the inside story
of Meghan Markle's fall from glory
She would not eat her Twinkie
with a raised-up pinkie
humor, humorous, london,
Time for bed
A laugh a minute is what they said
Soon after that I was brown bread
Cockney slang for very dead
Before I had even said
It's time for me to go to bed
england, funny, history, humorous, london, morning, work,
Mary Smith, a famous knocker-upper
in London's East End,
Shot dried peas with her pea shooter.
At workers windows
to wake them up
to get to work on time
Mary walks up and down
the east end with her pea shooter
Shooting dried peas at the shattered windows
waking everybody up to that familiar tune
of tap tap tapping dried peas
on my window.
funny, humor, humorous,
There was an old lady from London,
Who had a son called Brandon,
He travelled to the moon,
Came back on a noon,
With an alien friend called Mystidon.
November 27, 2022.
america, england, fun, funny, london, poems, usa,
Feelings are like farts, let them go and you'll feel better.
Funny and or gross topic but whatever.
Tell me that I am lying and that you don't feel lighter.
And if not, then maybe I made you laugh & made your day a little brighter.