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Poem Details | by Thabang Ngoma |
Categories: humor, london,

London Hurried

The delayed train rolled into the train station
A single coach would carry their consternation!
The London underground maze
Hurried into the rat race craze
The engineer forgot the rest of his locomotion!

L&H Limericks - Contest

Poem Details | by Mark Toney |
Categories: film, fun, humor, london, travel, voyage, world,

Oscar-Ku 29 -Around the World In 80 Days

Phileas Fogg's trek
wild globe-trotting travelogue...
fun Passepartout

Copyright © 2018 by Mark Toney. All rights reserved.
Published 2018 in "Hollywood Haiku" via

Poem Details | by Richard Breese |
Categories: anxiety, england, flying, funny, humor, humorous, london,

Flying Dutchman

once a pilot from london

at takeoff chewed an onion

but when he would speak

the flight crews would freak

now he just drinks a bourbon.

Poem Details | by T Wignesan |
Categories: humorous,

Limerick: Once a Lady-In-Waiting In London

Limerick: Once a Lady-in-Waiting in London

Once (a) Lady-in-Waiting in London
Was kept waiting by a Spanish Don
She stood with one leg up
And called busy Don up
That’s how (the) cramp in the fun got undone.

© T. Wignesan – Paris, 2013

Poem Details | by Reason A. Poteet |
Categories: 11th grade, addiction, anxiety, funny, light, london, pain,

A Big Smile

a saraband

Big smile, laughter with a reason.
Clowns oft disguise their pain with mirth,
like the buffoon, Jackie Gleason.

Stand-up comics are risible;
Dick Van Dyke's stunts were visible.
Grimaldi of London was right -
"Grim all day" but funny at night

written June 17, 2017

risible means "arousing or provoking laughter"

Poem Details | by Gershon Wolf |
Categories: humorous, leaving, london,

Inside the Palace

Now, for the first time, the inside story
  of Meghan Markle's fall from glory

She would not eat her Twinkie
  with a raised-up pinkie

Poem Details | by Mike Roberts |
Categories: england, funny, history, humorous, london, morning, work,

Mary Smith, a Famous Knocker-Upper

Mary Smith, a famous knocker-upper
in London's East End,
Shot dried peas with her pea shooter.
At workers windows
to wake them up
to get to work on time
Every morning
Mary walks up and down
the east end with her pea shooter
Shooting dried peas at the shattered windows
waking everybody up to that familiar tune
of tap tap tapping dried peas
on my window.

Poem Details | by Anthony Beck |
Categories: celebration, discrimination, england, humorous, london, may,

Coronation Consternation

Some people like it a lot:
Royalty and all that rot.
My lineage, U.K. be,
But I do not bend the knee.

Poem Details | by Damian Keady |
Categories: humor, humorous, london,

Bedtime Is Calling

Time for bed

A laugh a minute is what they said
Soon after that I was brown bread
Cockney slang for very dead
Before I had even said
It's time for me to go to bed


Poem Details | by Thompson Emate |
Categories: funny, humor, humorous,

Lady From London - Nursery Rhyme

There was an old lady from London,
Who had a son called Brandon,
He travelled to the moon,
Came back on a noon,
With an alien friend called Mystidon.

November 27, 2022.

Poem Details | by Rita Lopez |
Categories: america, england, fun, funny, london, poems, usa,


Feelings are like farts, let them go and you'll feel better. 

Funny and or gross topic but whatever. 

Tell me that I am lying and that you don't feel lighter. 

And if not, then maybe I made you laugh & made your day a little brighter.