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desire, humor, innocence, loneliness, love, science, youth,
If love is a drug
my chemist doesn't have it.
Where can I find some?
death, emotions, fear, humor, life, loneliness, sun,
It was a height of 250 metres,
But I wasn’t afraid;
I looked down
And there wasn’t even my shade.
The sun was already jumping
But with a low speed,
“ I can perform better,
I am not going to give the lead.”
Took a deep breath
And I was in air,
And silence reached there.
The sun began moving upward,
Or I began moving downward,
I was flying,
But like a dead bird.
When from the ground,
I wasn’t really high;
Mind said,“ change in plan,
Let the sun first die”.
addiction, april, best friend, computer, confusion, courage, culture, cute love, earth, emotions, encouraging, environment, fantasy, farm, feelings, funny love, garden, happiness, happy, i love you, i miss you, inspirational, internet, irony, july, june, kiss, loneliness, love, magic, me, metaphor, nature, parody, repetition, satire, science, social, technology, tree, women, world, youth,
follow on facebook,
adore on pinterest,
fall in love on instagram,
kiss on a hunch,
all under a tree.
anxiety, bereavement, courage, fear, humor, loneliness, nature,
"Is humanity that bad?" pondered the lighthouse keeper, frightened with the sea
Written March 27th, 2016
For the See or Feel Contest Hosted by Poet Destroyer
betrayal, boat, change, computer, confusion, cool, crazy, cute love, emotions, fantasy, funny, funny love, heart, heartbroken, hello, irony, light, loneliness, lonely, lost love, love, love hurts, parody, relationship, river, romantic, sad love, satire, soulmate, voyage, wisdom,
I had my heart put on auto-pilot,
set to navigate towards you;
the low-battery signal just came on,
I don't know what to do.
absence, break up, confidence, death, feelings, funny, i am, i love you, inspirational, leaving, loneliness, lost love, love, moving on, psychological, recovery from, relationship, suicide, true love, wife,
Only then you're done,
when you end the ending;
leave the closure to others,
that way it's much more fun.
body, humor, life, loneliness, sin,
On one lonely night my "other brother" wrote:
My nature made of body and a soul.
They're quite different two brothers.
Soul whispers me - don't even think, don't sin.
The body, however, wants a lill cookie ;)
addiction, anniversary, anxiety, art, baby, beautiful, beauty, blessing, boyfriend, class, confidence, conflict, desire, destiny, devotion, education, environment, faith, fantasy, fate, feelings, for her, fun, funny love, future, giggle, girlfriend, happiness, heart, heaven, life, light, loneliness, lonely, lost, lust, magic, strength, stress, sweet love, symbolism,
Often, I have uttered these words to myself
Your feminity has entranced my manhood
My vision is focused on your subject matter
A quick study of a woman's psychology
I feel you with my mind, and touch you with my eyes
Senses are heightened in your very presence
Soon, I will utter the ultimate words of encouragement
Constant admiration for your hidden strengths
Instant chemistry between us has changed our biology
Soon, I will hold you tight and recite the following;
Baby, I love you
addiction, allusion, angel, anger, art, celebration, confusion, crazy, depression, desire, earth, emotions, fantasy, fear, feelings, freedom, god, grief, health, humanity, humorous, image, imagination, life, loneliness, love, magic, music, nonsense, peace, planet, political, poverty, power, pride, psychological, sound, space, spiritual, stars, stress, suicide, sympathy, teen, usa, wisdom, world,
Take the pill
on the hill
and don't be shrill
when you see the rainbow
when you are low.
Just go with the flow
and eat the purple snow.
Chase the rabbits
through the green field
but use my shield
to end all of your habits.
funny, funny love, girl, life, loneliness, pets,
sitting across from my fishbowl
watching my little goldfish
had she an iPhone
who would she first call
would it be me
or some guy named Paul
analogy, beautiful, beauty, break up, change, cheer up, confidence, dedication, deep, desire, destiny, feelings, for her, forgiveness, happiness, heart, hope, how i feel, humanity, humor, humorous, i love you, i miss you, imagination, inspiration, life, loneliness, longing, lost love, love, love hurts, meaningful, passion, peace, relationship, romance, romantic, sad, sad love, sensual, silence, soulmate, sunset, uplifting, woman, women,
the shadows of hope grow taller
on the fields of yearning souls
gently surrendering to destiny
as a bright night softly falls
A lonely young girl from Rome
Talked all day on the phone,
She wanted a friend
To put her boredom to end,
That night she wasn't alone.
humorous, loneliness, love, men, relationship, self, women,
prefers to self-tryst.
courage, funny, how i feel, humor, irony, loneliness, lust,
I see her there next to the jukebox.
I see him alone at the bar.
Damn, she looks good in that outfit.
Look at the size of his arms.
How can I get his attention?
Perhaps I should buy her a beer.
Why am I feeling so nervous?
Why am I filled with this fear?
I bet she’s already been taken.
He must have found someone to love.
I bet that she thinks I’m a loser.
I must not be attractive enough.
Screw it—there’s no point in trying.
Forget it— I’m just going home.
I guess I can see what’s on Netflix.
I guess I’ll watch Netflix alone.
beautiful, best friend, celebrity, friendship, funny love, loneliness, lonely,
I take your look most seriously.
I take that look furiously.
In my journey I be.
Waiting at the finish line I imagine time after time.
Inside wine after wine bottle
With each key stroke
What you will think.
With each love
In each moment
Its simple to you
But not here
Its easy for you to love me.
But I only know I love writing
And that I’m alone.
I have yet to really meet your beautiful soul.
So if you must smile and walk
Walk smiling up to my front door.
And if you don’t like it cheesy,
Take it easy
You’re the greatest,
but that’s not poetic
But some things you have to make clear
so you don’t regret it.
funny, humor, humorous, life, loneliness, lonely, poets,
is Safe with Me, I have
No One to Tell.
humor, humorous, loneliness, lonely, people,
Even the exactest clone
lets a fan of garlic 'lone.
humor, life, loneliness, lust, wife,
He was known as the love poem generator
His poems it was said could not be greater
He cranked out at least a dozen at a time
They quickly swooned at his love words of rhyme
Soon he started missing subtle clues from his wife
Like, I've never been so horny in all of my life
He'd shout out, I'll be there in a minute dear
Just got a couple of more lines to write here
One day she yelled back, don't worry, that's okay,
The Plumber and I need time to finish anyway!
anxiety, desire, funny love, loneliness, love hurts, relationship,
I want to gamble,
So let the highest bidder take my heart,
I won’t grumble,
As long as you treat me with a heart,
We might as well get ready to rumble,
If you take my recommendations to heart,
I’m sure we won’t tumble,
If that’s not the case we won’t hurt,
I really then want to gamble
Wonders of lonely
Wonders of me
The lonely is killing,
It is sure killing me!
Since when have i become this lonely?
Since when have i did?
No, that's right!
I have never been lonely indeed!
What was i thinking about?
It is not the loneliness, it's boredom,
That is killing me!
Star light star bright, where the hell is Mr. Right?
It's now been oh so long, and I don't
don't want another Mr. Wrong!
character, humorous, loneliness, lonely, men, people, philosophy,
A mention in a list, so doubly in a dual list
is not an option for a true individualist.
humor, loneliness, metaphor,
Opened the cupboard what a find
Dented can deep in behind
All by its self pushed to the side
Sadly like that meaning to hide
Like the rest but different yes sure
Reinforced rimed made to endure
Went a bit sideways began to roll
Hit the floor went for a stroll
Came to a stop wooden boarder
Picked up again left like a hoarder
Now you are found what to do
Have to choose soup or the stew
Need the sustenance dented one
Another problem could be for some
No clear markings missing your label
Dented can will not make table
emotions, fear, humor, loneliness,
To turn into traumatized
... CayCay Jennings
April 13, 2018
dance, dream, fantasy, fun, giggle, loneliness, miss you,
Katikati ya pango la upweke,
Najiona niko na wenge,
Kukata tamaa kuongezeka,
Fikra nazo kusononeka.
Natafuta pa kuponeka,
Pango hili kulikwepa,
Pangoni Niko gizani.
Ghafla mwangwi watoka wapi!?
Mwangwi huo wataka nini!?
Kumbe Mwangwi wa mapenzi,
Mapendano pasi masimango,
Ndio jadi ya mwangwi huo,
Mapambazuko ya hisia,
Pangoni nitoke hapo.
Nishakuwa na mapepe,
Pangoni siko tena,
Mwangwi huo wa mapenzi,