Funny Poems About Lullaby or Lullaby Funny Poems

Humorous and funny Lullaby poems and/or funny poems about Lullaby. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Lullaby funny poems!

Written by Phyllis Babcock
Categories: humor, sleep, , Lullaby,

Morning Crush

Awaken to the early morning sun
 dew gently clings to the grass
The freshness of crisp morning air
Feels breath-taking and pure

The birds awaken before sunrise
 a variety of melodies float
upon the mornings cool air
Harmony exists in song

I yawn....

Get up , get ready to start the day
No signs of laziness do I display
Up and at it is a motto I keep
But man I need another hour of sleep

I yawn.....
 
The birds sang this lullaby
My eyes closed I gave a sigh
Next it was high noon
Guess I will get up for this afternoon.

Written by Sakyra V Mance
Categories: addiction, beautiful, beauty, childhood, funny love, girl, music,

A Trumpeters' Lullaby

There's something different about speechless encounters
When the rain pours and we're soaked from the days work,
my legs tremble and my eyes water
With the buds of pain dripping from my eyes 

It has been a lifetime since I promised myself forever
And today seems to be as hopeless as yesterday
But it is not long
Before your arms are draped around mine
And it feels as if we're locked within a trance

Smiling feels less of a chore now

If moments could last forever
If I could choose
I'd choose this moment; our speechless encounter


Written by Alicia Lorraine Mathes
Categories: death, funny, , Lullaby,

Deadly Lullaby From the Fool of Hearts Cicero

Ho ho ho, he he he, break that lute across my knee, and if the bard should choose to fight, why then I'll set his clothes alight!

when I next meet that fair maid Nelly, I'll plunge my knife into her belly

and if I spy a singing bird, I'll snap its neck before it's heard

madness is merry and merriment's might, when the jester comes calling with his knife in the night

and I said to the baker, "You're not dead! You're a faker! But if that's your wish, I'll oblige"

oh, if I chance to see a cat, I'll feed its corpse to my pet rat

Written by Janet Anderegg
Categories: animals, death, funny, philosophy, , Lullaby,

Crocodilian Lullaby

still water beckons 

                              drink deep of my reflection 

                                  danger lurks elsewhere

Written by Howard Kerr
Categories: appreciation, care, feelings, humor, imagination, Lullaby, memory,

Brink

skater on black ice sheds a ghostly light


Written by Kathy Camacho
Categories: humorous, sleep, , Lullaby,

Elusive Sleep

Elusive Sleep

The sun retired right on cue
and darkness set in - nothing new
but no thanks to that silent play
I couldn't let go of the day

While everyone was fast asleep
I lay there madly counting sheep
no fairies, sandman not in sight
just blasted whispers "not tonight"

no one to sing a lullaby
so yes, I had a real good cry
some solid zzz’s was all I asked
a bit of sanity to grasp 

Oh sleep, why did you fight me so?
the morning's come, just so you know
I'll not forget you in the light
the chase is on again tonight

Written by Jim Slaughter
Categories: humor, nursery rhyme,

Refurbished Nursery Rhymes: Jack and Jill, a Moonshine Lullaby

Where Hillbilly Jack
Sent his pregnant wife, Jill,
Was not for a pail of well water.
She tramped up that hill
For some swill from a still,
But returned with a new baby daughter.

Jack wasn't amused
When Jill told him the news,
And he yelled, "Whar'n tarnation's mah likker?"
So she crowned him and drowned him
Where they still haven't found him.
Hillbilly divorces are cheaper and quicker.

Written by Nick Trim
Categories: drink, humorous, Lullaby,

Twinkle Twinkle

Twinkle twinkle little star
guides me home from the bar,
I'm to drunk to drive my car
and being drunk the walk not far.

I would of got a cab
but I stopped for a kebab,
I'm fat and I've got flab
I need alcoholic rehab.

But in a minute I'll reach my flat,
and I'll have fell when I tried to sat,
I lost my coat and I've lost my hat,
and I swear I just saw Postman Pat.

Twinkle Twinkle little star
guiding me from the bar,
I don't know where I parked my car,
and I don't know why I'm wearing a bra.

Written by Ahmed Sheik Koya
Categories: cheer up, children, computer, funny, humor, kid, Lullaby,

Humpty Dumpty

Humpty dumpty
Humpty Dumpty sat on the firewall
Seeking open ports through which to crawl
Finding one he went on a brawl
Lo another insecure server fall

All the kings techies and every nerd
Plugged the gaps flustered and red
Like a rabbit Humpty Dumpty had bred
And on all the computers he had spread

Written by Mike Gentile
Categories: humorous, mom, mother, mum, , Lullaby,

A Mothers Lullaby

Close your eyes and good night
Really!!
I can’t even close my eyes for five minutes,
much less all night.

And rock-a-bye baby! 
     With a bottle of Vodka maybe

Close your eyes and sleep tight
For reals?
Try sleeping tight through more
crying than Martha Stewart
     at a Stock market crash

Close your eyes, rest your head
Sure
But good grief, not in my bed!
I’m tired!

Celebrating mothers everywhere!

Written by Izintombi Zamambo
Categories: crazy, hilarious, Lullaby,

Sweet Lullaby

From one scorned woman to another,
no need to ponder, here's an idea.
When he comes back home by 'noon,
prepare his favourite scrumptious food.
Mix the laxatives with sleeping pills boo,
and sip that wine from across the room. 

27 July 2022
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