Humorous and funny Lullaby poems and/or funny poems about Lullaby. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Lullaby funny poems!
Written by
Phyllis Babcock
Categories:
humor, sleep, , Lullaby,
Morning Crush
Awaken to the early morning sun
dew gently clings to the grass
The freshness of crisp morning air
Feels breath-taking and pure
The birds awaken before sunrise
a variety of melodies float
upon the mornings cool air
Harmony exists in song
I yawn....
Get up , get ready to start the day
No signs of laziness do I display
Up and at it is a motto I keep
But man I need another hour of sleep
I yawn.....
The birds sang this lullaby
My eyes closed I gave a sigh
Next it was high noon
Guess I will get up for this afternoon.
Written by
Sakyra V Mance
Categories:
addiction, beautiful, beauty, childhood, funny love, girl, music,
A Trumpeters' Lullaby
There's something different about speechless encounters
When the rain pours and we're soaked from the days work,
my legs tremble and my eyes water
With the buds of pain dripping from my eyes
It has been a lifetime since I promised myself forever
And today seems to be as hopeless as yesterday
But it is not long
Before your arms are draped around mine
And it feels as if we're locked within a trance
Smiling feels less of a chore now
If moments could last forever
If I could choose
I'd choose this moment; our speechless encounter
Written by
Alicia Lorraine Mathes
Categories:
death, funny, , Lullaby,
Deadly Lullaby From the Fool of Hearts Cicero
Ho ho ho, he he he, break that lute across my knee, and if the bard should choose to fight, why then I'll set his clothes alight!
when I next meet that fair maid Nelly, I'll plunge my knife into her belly
and if I spy a singing bird, I'll snap its neck before it's heard
madness is merry and merriment's might, when the jester comes calling with his knife in the night
and I said to the baker, "You're not dead! You're a faker! But if that's your wish, I'll oblige"
oh, if I chance to see a cat, I'll feed its corpse to my pet rat
Written by
Janet Anderegg
Categories:
animals, death, funny, philosophy, , Lullaby,
Crocodilian Lullaby
still water beckons
drink deep of my reflection
danger lurks elsewhere
Written by
Howard Kerr
Categories:
appreciation, care, feelings, humor, imagination, Lullaby, memory,
Brink
skater on black ice sheds a ghostly light
Written by
Kathy Camacho
Categories:
humorous, sleep, , Lullaby,
Elusive Sleep
Elusive Sleep
The sun retired right on cue
and darkness set in - nothing new
but no thanks to that silent play
I couldn't let go of the day
While everyone was fast asleep
I lay there madly counting sheep
no fairies, sandman not in sight
just blasted whispers "not tonight"
no one to sing a lullaby
so yes, I had a real good cry
some solid zzz’s was all I asked
a bit of sanity to grasp
Oh sleep, why did you fight me so?
the morning's come, just so you know
I'll not forget you in the light
the chase is on again tonight
Written by
Jim Slaughter
Categories:
humor, nursery rhyme,
Refurbished Nursery Rhymes: Jack and Jill, a Moonshine Lullaby
Where Hillbilly Jack
Sent his pregnant wife, Jill,
Was not for a pail of well water.
She tramped up that hill
For some swill from a still,
But returned with a new baby daughter.
Jack wasn't amused
When Jill told him the news,
And he yelled, "Whar'n tarnation's mah likker?"
So she crowned him and drowned him
Where they still haven't found him.
Hillbilly divorces are cheaper and quicker.
Written by
Nick Trim
Categories:
drink, humorous, Lullaby,
Twinkle Twinkle
Twinkle twinkle little star
guides me home from the bar,
I'm to drunk to drive my car
and being drunk the walk not far.
I would of got a cab
but I stopped for a kebab,
I'm fat and I've got flab
I need alcoholic rehab.
But in a minute I'll reach my flat,
and I'll have fell when I tried to sat,
I lost my coat and I've lost my hat,
and I swear I just saw Postman Pat.
Twinkle Twinkle little star
guiding me from the bar,
I don't know where I parked my car,
and I don't know why I'm wearing a bra.
Written by
Ahmed Sheik Koya
Categories:
cheer up, children, computer, funny, humor, kid, Lullaby,
Humpty Dumpty
Humpty dumpty
Humpty Dumpty sat on the firewall
Seeking open ports through which to crawl
Finding one he went on a brawl
Lo another insecure server fall
All the kings techies and every nerd
Plugged the gaps flustered and red
Like a rabbit Humpty Dumpty had bred
And on all the computers he had spread
Written by
Mike Gentile
Categories:
humorous, mom, mother, mum, , Lullaby,
A Mothers Lullaby
Close your eyes and good night
Really!!
I can’t even close my eyes for five minutes,
much less all night.
And rock-a-bye baby!
With a bottle of Vodka maybe
Close your eyes and sleep tight
For reals?
Try sleeping tight through more
crying than Martha Stewart
at a Stock market crash
Close your eyes, rest your head
Sure
But good grief, not in my bed!
I’m tired!
Celebrating mothers everywhere!
Written by
Izintombi Zamambo
Categories:
crazy, hilarious, Lullaby,
Sweet Lullaby
From one scorned woman to another,
no need to ponder, here's an idea.
When he comes back home by 'noon,
prepare his favourite scrumptious food.
Mix the laxatives with sleeping pills boo,
and sip that wine from across the room.
27 July 2022
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