Humorous and funny Magic poems and/or funny poems about Magic. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Magic funny poems!
Written by
Celeste Butler-Mendez
Categories:
funny, love
Black Magic Hearts
What underhanded monkey business
razzle-dazzle bull is this?
Whose double-crossing, flimflam scam,
debauchery or hocus sham
is wheeling dealing in romance,
putting lovers in a trance?
Antics, capers or witch's brew,
enchanting hymns or shaman's stew,
whose quackery or voodoo drink
made Casanova stop and think
and turned the ancient lovers cold;
poor Romeo and nymphs of old?
Perhaps black magic's potent gel,
or craftiness or wicked spell,
a clever con or master hoax,
or just some trickster playing jokes.
Whatever ruse that works the arts,
mumbo jumbo seduces hearts!
Written by
Charles Messina
Categories:
humor,
Winter Magic
An adrenalin rush, rocked my head
When I saw a child- on her sled
It made me think; should I go slide
I'm eight-two...So, before I died
Just one more time, before I'm dead
Or before I'm ridden...in my bed
What could happen, something tragic?
I'm eighty-two, can you call that tragic?
So here I go, down the hill ....Wheeee!!
Oh my God- ((Tragic)) ...."Peeee"
Written by
Paula Goldsmith
Categories:
humor, inspiration, love, magic, nonsense, religion
Ink
Today I write just for you My soul wants you to feel great not blue The ink in my veins write so true
Date Written: 7/6/2021
4 Place
Bite Size Poem no 11 Poetry Contest Sponsored by: Line Gauthier
Written by
Alexis Karpouzos
Categories:
dream, feelings, humorous, inspirational love, magic, soulmate
Where Is the Magic - Alexis Karpouzos
Where is the magic?
We all start out knowing magic.
We are born with hurricanes
and whirlwinds, oceans
and galaxies inside us.
We are able to sing to birds
and read the clouds
and see the destiny
in grains of sand.
But we have forgotten the magic
and we feel without compass,
alone and desperately,
only selfishness, only pain,
fear and darkness.
But, magic of love has never
disappeared from the life,
the love hold the life.
Written by
Mark J. Halliday
Categories:
beauty, funny love, magic, music, passion, song
Spanish Gypsy
Guitars seduce me
With stacatto semi-tones
Spanish Gypsy scales
Written by
Ralph Sergi
Categories:
humorous, satire,
Magic Beans
Someday I’ll find some Magic Beans to eat
Digest them in the comfort of my shed
They can be black or green or pink or red
The feeling of its warmth inside my tum
And maybe such a bean will go with rum
Then afterward the impetus will start
of breaking wind, to flatulate or fart
to run and hide and take with me the smell
I would not blend in company too well
If only I could make a bean that leaves
The odor of a lovely summer breeze
I’d even add a piquant taste to gel
a Magic Bean without the dire wrath
Exquisite food and not the aftermath
Ralph Sergi
January 8, 2015
Magc Bean Contest
Written by
Curtis Moorman
Categories:
funny love,
Magic Kisses and Valentine Wishes
MAGIC KISSES AND VALENTINE WISHES
Softly, gently, her lips touched mine
The sweetness like that of finely aged wine
Our lips parted, our tongues entwined
My heart raced wildly -- please stand still time
She moaned softly as the minutes passed
I wanted this feeling to always last
Alas! reality came oh so fast
The sweet kiss ended in one hot blast
We had felt the heat of magic kisses
And openly spoke of Valentine wishes
I took the kids to the park to feed the fishes
While she went to the kitchen to wash the dishes
Curtis Moorman
27 January 2015
Written by
Rudolph Rinaldi
Categories:
child, children, funny, magic,
My Poem Jack's Painting and Jill
JACK PAINTED A PICTURE
OF A PURPLE WATERING PAIL
ON A PLAIN PAINTER’S PANEL
AND PLACED IT ON TOP OF A HILL
AND PUT MY POEM OF A PLANT DEEP INTO IT
I CALLED IT A COLLAGE CORSAGE
OR WAS IT A MIRAGE MONTAGE
NO MATTER
JILL WATERED THE WORK ON THE HILL
AND IT GREW UP OFF THE PANEL LIKE A PAPER BEAN STALK
INTO A LOVE SONNET TO JILL
I CALLED IT A COLLABORATION
I CALLED IT MIXED MEDIA
I CALLED IT HIGH ART
THE FAME WENT TO THEIR HEADS
JACK TOOK THE FALL HARD
AND JILL JUST TUMBLED DOWN
SLOWLY AFTER HIM AND WROTE A BOOK
Written by
Poet. Undertaker
Categories:
humor,
White Magic
Once there was an intellect called Muster Magic
They say,” fellow has an art of his own- white Magic”
“we couldn’t comprehend” they say
“we couldn’t hear his voice” they say
bloody just a language of mind is white Magic!
Written by
Kim Merryman
Categories:
friend, funny, magic,
Lizzie and Hal
LIZZIE was an incompetent witch,
Who was helping friend HAL from a ditch.
Her magic she tried,
Poor HAL was french-fried,
Left wearing not one single stitch.
5/21/15
For Catie Lindsey's L & H Limerick contest
Written by
Dan Keir
Categories:
art, beauty, confusion, dream, education, funny
All About the Music: the Infinite Magic of Lyricism
Pop may be catchy
But not lyrically deep
Case in point: Chris Brown.
(N.B. Poem written after hearing "Don't Wake Me Up")
Written by
Mark J. Halliday
Categories:
fantasy, humorous, magic, mystery,
Magic Beans
The old shop was dilapidated;
The entry sign was faded gray.
"Magic Beans", the old gypsy stated.
I was feeling gullible that day.
"What do these magic beans do?"
No instructions were included.
"They do what you need them to do."
A few dollars less, transaction concluded.
I walked home with my magic beans,
And left them forgotten in a drawer.
Nothing changed, of so it seems.
What ever did I buy them for?
Assuming the magic must be broken,
I soaked my beans, gave them a rinse.
Cooked them, spiced, served with bacon;
And forever after haven't farted since.
Mark Halliday 20150105
Written by
Tahira Parveen
Categories:
emo, funny, gothic, halloween, magic, scary
Witches, Time To Go
The clock with no hands
Will appear on everyone’s walls
Time, it took to find you
When the midnight hour approaches
Do not run
For I have found you
So, don’t run no more
Come closer I await to meet you
At your hour
So, don’t go far
Time is a ticking
Written by
Volodymyr Knyr
Categories:
drink, hero, humorous, image, magic, men
Some Ale
Often some ale
makes a man male.
Volodymyr Knyr
2014
Written by
Jerry T Curtis
Categories:
funny,
Magic Bean
Oh, how I love all beans
Not a one, I could refuse
Boiled baked or fried
Any way you want to choose
Put them in a salad
Bake them in a crock
Mix them all together
Then toss them in a wok
But there's one that very special
Magical you see
It's my loving wife
The only humanbean for me
Date 01/05/2015 by JT Curtis
Written by
Barbara Brewin
Categories:
children, funny, magic,
The Little Magic Man
There was a little magic man
Who lived in a little magic land
With his little wife and children
and his little magic band.
He had a little magic black cat
Who wore a little pointed magic hat
holding a little magic wooden ball
to hit with a little magic bat!
One day a witch with magic broomstick
Flew over the little magic house
The witch cast a little magic spell
So magic cat is now a little magic mouse.
Barbara Brewin (c) 2009
Written by
Roger Horsch
Categories:
fun, funny,
Magic Beans
Magic beans,
are they good for our hearts?
Cause' the magic that comes from these little beans
seems to give us explosive farts.
There are ones that are silent but deadly
they could kill you.....I'm willing to bet
I don't mind the ones that are noisy and dry
but, I sure hate the ones that are wet.
Magic beans are in the air
just take a big whiff....you can tell
There is only one thing I would do to these beans
I would magically take out the smell.
Roger Horsch
1/14/2015
Written by
Debra Squyres
Categories:
fun, humor, magic,
Magical Writing Beans
Momma soaked my magic beans
Then tossed them in a pot to steam
They lost their skin
Now I can’t spin
A tale that’s worthy of esteem
Those beans I traded for a duck
Coming with them writer's luck
Oh, woe is me
Could she not see
Those beans could earn me many bucks
“Come Eat!” She hollered up the stairs
So down I came and with horror stared
There were no beans
For so it seems
She had traded them for a duck, prepared
A whistle near the window sash
Made me jump and to it dash
The trader beamed
Eating those beans
Winked, and disappeared in a magic flash
©Debra Squyres
Just for fun !! Not an entry in the Member Contest being sponsored.
Written by
Brigitte Pace
Categories:
7th grade, children, fantasy, humorous, imagination, magic
Invisiblity Spell -An Excerpt Brigitte Pace
“Place this cloak around you and blink six times
You will then hear three chimes
When your body begins to shudder
You’ll be invisible to your own mother!”
Written by
Gail Debole
Categories:
fantasy, funny, halloween, humorous, magic, moon
Witchy Whrrr
Written by Gail DeBole
on March 12, 2020
The witch loved to fly on her broom.
It fit like a cozy old shoe.
Magic led her the way
As she flew in the day
And zoomed on her broom to the moon.
No electric transport for her.
Her broom hid her in a blur.
So fast did she fly
In the blink of an eye
All you heard was a magical whrrrr.
Written by
Bl Devnath
Categories:
funny,
Ten Fingers' Magic
ten fingers' magic
cat's silhouette in deem light
rats get heavy threat
Written by
Dr. Upma A. Sharma
Categories:
humor, magic,
Magic Beans
Magic beans
Increased appetite,
Magic beans can do wonders,
Bloated abdomen !
Haiku- 5/7/5
Written Jan 17th, 2015
For contest "Magic beans" by PD A
Awarded 9th place
Written by
Patricia Bernard
Categories:
feelings, humor,
Magic Bean
Most all magic is in the believing
A person must trust oneself
Giving into all that is not real
I will be open minded
Care about all the possibility of life
Be full of and give
Even now live love and believe in magic
Afraid not explore the possible
Not this time will I run
Silly signs I believe in magic beans
Written by
Bright Kingsley
Categories:
art, blue, first love, funny love, love, magic
What You'Ve Done
We met out of circumstances
that would seem insignificant
But you've got that magic
of turning minuses to plus
as you always find a way
to solve for the x in my life.
And even as much as
I can solve maths pretty well,
I believe that you solve mine better.
And I love you for that.
Written by
Susan Gentry
Categories:
fantasy, humorous, magic,
My Fairy Tale Story
Maybe I am pessimistic
you might say I'm not realistic
Finally my true love appeared
after waiting all these years...
it did happen
right before my eyes
yes, he was a prince in disguise
True loves
always arrive on time...
looking to be in their prime
evident in all the rhymes
Seems my Prince Dixon
took up with Lady Vixon
on his way to me
right or not he needs fixin'
you certainly must agree
June 20, 2018
Fairy Tale Contest by Alexis Y.