Funny Poems About Magpie or Magpie Funny Poems

Humorous and funny Magpie poems and/or funny poems about Magpie. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Magpie funny poems!

Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: humor,

Cacti Fungi and Magpie

More than one cactus plant is called a cacti Must follow that a bunch of fungus are called fungi Sounds kind of Asian If I may be so brazen The only thing left that rhymes with cacti is magpie

Written by Md Shahadat Hossain
Categories: beauty, bird, food, humor, humorous,

The Magpie

The Magpie bird sings wonderfully,
Even it can dance nicely.
Once she saw a grasshopper,
Her heart bit was getting louder,
She caught that grasshopper softly.


Written by douglas gillies
Categories: humor,

The Magpie Swoops

It's spring and magpie breeding season
on human head they swoop draw blood 
A colander from kitchen a makeshift crash helmet
provides a protective form of hood