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Poem Details | by Robert Gorelick |
Categories: animal, appreciation, humor,

Suzanne's Impish Maltese

Eyes gleam onyx-black, white silky hair gently flows
Pampered with kisses, hugs and chic bows
It's Suzanne's impish Maltese
The first lap dog, from Old Greece
Sparking heart-rending love which glows, spreads and grows

For SuZ

Poem Details | by Robert Gorelick |
Categories: dog, humor,

A Lively Maltese

On Lake Huron roamed a lively maltese
who chased seagulls with her little niece
But then two birds soared by 
swooped them up to the sky
Now they’re off flying south with geese


Poem Details | by Robert Gorelick |
Categories: animal, dog, humorous,

The Spoiled Maltese

a privileged, coddled maltese

is so spoiled her demands never cease

eating only fresh fish

from a fine china dish

her sole friend is a smug pekinese