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Poem Details | by Tim Ryerson |
Categories: funny, insect, nature,

Male Mantis Murder

Subtitled: WELL! You didn't have to bite my HEAD off...

Gladly would I die
for your love, my dear. No! Wait!
Just kidding! Just kid...

Poem Details | by John Lawless |
Categories: humor,

Praying Mantis - For Contest

Praying Mantis

Patience – a virtue
silence in the sight of God
Grace – before meals


submitted to – Praying Mantis – Poetry Contest
sponsor – Anthony Slausen

Poem Details | by Virginia Mitchell |
Categories: funny

Praying Mantis Haikus, Contest

Premenstrual syndrome
Gain discombobulation
Guys wisely worry

Poem Details | by Andrea Dietrich |
Categories: funny

A Mantis' After-Dinner Prayer

prey of the day - frog
pleased mantis licks spiny hands. . . 
that was delicious

Poem Details | by Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories: funny

Pious Mantis Prays

pious mantis prays

          nefarious plot afoot

                    to devour her mate

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
© All Rights Reserved

Placed No. 5 in Carolyn Devonshire's "Praying Mantis Haikus" Contest - July 2010

Poem Details | by Larry Belt |
Categories: funny

Absent Minded Mantis

I can't remember
Where did I leave my car keys?
Please don't drink and drive

For Carolyn's Contest

Poem Details | by Carolyn Devonshire |
Categories: animals, funny,

Not a Prayer Against the Mantis

Good Lord, Mama Mantis creeps up behind and takes a nip that stings sharp before I fall, supposedly dead. Fakeout! I still have my teeth and I hear the words, "Bite me! Wanting to give her a nip, Alexa B.'s bit! *Entry for Linda’s “Bite Me” contest. written by Carolyn Devonshire

Poem Details | by Caren Krutsinger |
Categories: 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, humorous,

Inquiring Mantis Brothers Want To Know

Is the African praying mantis as murderous as the others?
I do not know what to say to my terrified quivering brothers.
She lets you mate and then bites off your head.
I guess they wanted to hear something else instead.