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Poem Details | by
Tim Ryerson |
Categories:
funny, insect, nature,
Subtitled: WELL! You didn't have to bite my HEAD off...
Gladly would I die
for your love, my dear. No! Wait!
Just kidding! Just kid...
Poem Details | by
John Lawless |
Categories:
humor,
Praying Mantis
Patience – a virtue
silence in the sight of God
Grace – before meals
8/20/2016
submitted to – Praying Mantis – Poetry Contest
sponsor – Anthony Slausen
Poem Details | by
Virginia Mitchell |
Categories:
funny
Premenstrual syndrome
Gain discombobulation
Guys wisely worry
Poem Details | by
Andrea Dietrich |
Categories:
funny
prey of the day - frog
pleased mantis licks spiny hands. . .
that was delicious
Poem Details | by
Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories:
funny
pious mantis prays
nefarious plot afoot
to devour her mate
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
© All Rights Reserved
Placed No. 5 in Carolyn Devonshire's "Praying Mantis Haikus" Contest - July 2010
Poem Details | by
Larry Belt |
Categories:
funny
I can't remember
Where did I leave my car keys?
Please don't drink and drive
For Carolyn's Contest
Poem Details | by
Carolyn Devonshire |
Categories:
animals, funny,
Good Lord, Mama Mantis creeps
up behind and takes a nip
that stings sharp before I fall,
supposedly dead.
Fakeout! I still have my teeth
and I hear the words, "Bite me!
Wanting to give her a nip,
Alexa B.'s bit!
*Entry for Linda’s “Bite Me” contest.
written by Carolyn Devonshire
Poem Details | by
Caren Krutsinger |
Categories:
10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, humorous,
Is the African praying mantis as murderous as the others?
I do not know what to say to my terrified quivering brothers.
She lets you mate and then bites off your head.
I guess they wanted to hear something else instead.