Humorous and funny Marmite poems and/or funny poems about Marmite. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Marmite funny poems!
Written by
Tom Cunningham
Categories:
humor,
Marmite Is King
Deb an Aussie girl swears by vegemite
Now personally I don't think she's right
She's got in her head
It's the only spread
But for me nothing on earth beats MARMITE
Written 3rd January 2022
Dedicated to Deb.
Written by
Kim Rodrigues
Categories:
food, humor,
Manna-Marmite-Or What Is It
Tommy’s battle is in the bulge.
So much marmite in his pantry.
Celebrating, he does indulge.
Souper Choir laments in chantry.
What is this edible cement?
I’ve not the wherewithal to find.
Is it a sin not to try? Hell-bent?
To Tommy, I better be kind.
I opened the black jar with the
bright yellow lid for marmite cause
and Tommy all I saw was thee
reflected in the jar - your jaws.
I think I’ll skip the marmite here.
I need to chew on edibles
of real nutrition without fear.
Cost of marmite’s incredible.
1/7/2022
Written by
Tom Cunningham
Categories:
food, humorous,
Marmite
I like to start my day off right
With buttered toast and marmite
A vegetable extract that you spread
Across the surface of your bread.
So what’s it made off, what does it contain
Well thiamin, niacin and riboflavin
With B twelve vitamins and folic acid
Details you’ll find on the lid.
With barley, wheat, oats and rye
Love it or hate you’ve got to try
So there you have it I have you told
Its pure treasure, delicious black gold.
So next time that you go out to shop
Look for the black jar with a yellow top
You won’t be disappointed I’ll guarantee
I don’t own any shares no need to thank me.
Written 8th May 2018.
Written by
Deb M
Categories:
fun, giggle, humor,
Oi Marmite Man
I know things have been quiet on the “ Mite-y Spread Front”
But do not be dismayed
Yeasty business brews in the Vegemite Camp
That is all I have to say….
It will take some time to come to fruition
But Marmite Man beware
“Remember sleep with both eyes open”
Always “yes” always….Be prepared!!
Just a friendly reminder Sir Tom
That we will continue this when the time is right
Our ongoing little banter feud
Of which is the superior Mite!!
So, NO resting on your laurels Marmite Man
Make sure your jar lids are tightly screwed on
As soon you will hear melodic Vegemite voices singing
The “Vegemite is pure delight, Marmite is pure sh**e” song!!
Written by
Deb M
Categories:
humorous, nonsense,
Marmite Man Found Hiding In His Jar
Sir Tom aka Marmite Man
It’s obvious you are the people’s choice
“But do not” rest on your laurels
As I too have a voice!!
I’ve noticed when addressing the people
There’s a recurring whinge of …“Deb broke the treaty”
You need to toughen up Marmite Man
Stop behaving like a precious sweetie!
You write such powerful words
Though empty words is all they are
Where were you when I challenged you?
Hiding in your Marmite jar!!
Written by
Deb M
Categories:
fun, humor, silly,
Hello Marmite Man
Dearest Marmite Man I await your response
With Vege-mitey breath
Or have you finally realised
You are out of your mitey depth?
Have you had a light bulb moment
And seen the errors of your ways
Thrown away your Mar-mud jar
Happily eating Vegemite now …. Happy Days!!!
Written by
Deb M
Categories:
humor, war,
Hello Marmite Man
Hello Marmite Man
Vegemite Viking here
Just enquiring Sir
If you’ve yet to have a smear
Of Vegemite…….!
The mite is brewing
In Down Under Land
Remember, sleep with both eyes open
Marmite Man……!