Humorous and funny Math poems and/or funny poems about Math. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Math funny poems!
Written by
Jacob Cra
Categories:
childhood, education, children, funny, dog, dog,
I Didn'T Do My Math Homework
I didn’t do my math homework!
I watched T.V instead!
I better come up with an excuse... and quick!
Or else I’m surely dead!
My brother tore it!
It’s in the garbage!
Mom says it causes brain damage!
My power was out!
I had the flu!
I was having trouble excreting my poo!
You know, why even bother?
My excuses are so lame!
I know! My dog ate my homework!
Now to find a dog I can blame...
Written by
Nandita Das
Categories:
funny, math, nonsense,
Just Doesn'T Add Up
Pythagoras once fell off a ladder
And landed on a venomous adder
This adder couldn't add
Calculus made it sad
Algebra and theorems made it madder.
Written by
Timothy Hicks
Categories:
america, education, england, fun, funny, homework, nonsense,
Concerning Math and How To Say It
The British call it maths,
but the Americans ditch the s
causing much international scorn.
But for our sake, p'raps it'd be best
to keep subjects
only halfway grasped
in the singular form.
Written by
Michelle Faulkner
Categories:
allegory, humor, math,
Nevermind Number Nine
Rounded up
Forgotten pup
No hourglass shape
Like sister eight
Denied the pluck
Of seven's luck
No flashy tricks
For clever six
Lacking the vibe
Of cool kid five
Awkward score
No balanced four
Craves symmetry
Family of three
Alone and blue
Unlike cute two
While ten and one
Have all the fun
Eleven stays
Aloofly away
Twelve is far
Too popular
And all the teens
Have their own scenes
So, find time for nine
In your counting rhymes!
4/10/21
Anacreontic Verse contest
Sponsor: Silent One
Written by
Ed Morris
Categories:
funny, humorous, math, science,
Einstein's Bent Lines
Though we hail Albert E.’s creativity
For his grand tour de force, relativity,
It remains a tough climb
To imagine space-time
With its axes not fixed but all pivoty.
Written by
Cindi Rockwell
Categories:
funny, humorous, math, school, student, word play,
Math Blues
They try to give math a happier spin
"How many times can this number go in?"
As if you are part of some numerical clique
Because you can find a square root extra quick.
It's always "add up," time's up," "divide up,"
That keeps me looking down, counting down, feeling . . . yup.
I can't find the angle for a celebration
When numbers and math are in the equation!!!
2/6/2016
Written by
Paul Geiger
Categories:
humorous, math, science,
Easy Math
2, like all primes, fascinates
2^3, it seems, comes to eight
3, the next prime right in line,
3^2 [2 primes] = nine,
^2: Exponentiated,
x3: multiplicated.
Still it's 9?vindicated
Written by
Njeri Hunjeri
Categories:
humor,
Math Is So Hard
Poor heart, rich guy
Rich heart, poor guy
Poor rich guy
Rich but poor
Maybe like dry whole milk??? Or not? Or yes?
Written by
A.O. Taner
Categories:
beautiful, cheer up, computer, desire, destiny, devotion, emotions, encouraging, fantasy, feelings, funny, future, humorous, i love you, love, love hurts, math, meaningful, metaphor, miss you, mystery, passion, relationship, romance, romantic, sad love, school, science, science fiction, silly, social, sweet, teacher, together, true love, truth, uplifting, visionary, word play,
Binary
One is love,
Zero is everything else.
Written by
Ram R. V.
Categories:
funny,
On Math
Wouldn’t meddle in Math
For I fear and respect her.
But love her figure!
— Ram, R. V.
Written by
Nayda Ivette Negron Flores
Categories:
humor,
Life and Math Equations For Contest
The life situations can be compared
To a math equation to be resolved
Finding the variable
That is fully capable
To get a formula question answered
For Limerick II For Fun Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Jan Allison
Fourth Place
2-19-2016
Syllables Per Line: 10 10 7 7 10
Total # Syllables: 44
Total # Lines: 5
Total # Words: 26
Written by
Ilene Bauer
Categories:
humor, math,
Pi Day
Today we should all be prepared
For some pizza, much better when shared;
But it cannot be round
For this date is renowned
As the one when all Pi must be squared.
Written by
David Fisher
Categories:
fruit, funny, math,
Gross Fruits
We planted a gross of strange, cube shaped fruits
Below the soil, then waited for shoots
When summer was through
Only twelve grew
Which is what you get when you plant, square roots
Written by
Paul Geiger
Categories:
drink, humor, math,
Extrapolate
When we drink, we get drunk.
When we get drunk, we fall
Asleep. When we fall a—
sleep, we commit no sin—
When we commit no sin,
we go to heaven. So—
Adapted from a bon mot of
George Bernard Shaw
6x6 square, math/poetry
Written by
A.O. Taner
Categories:
beautiful, cute love, dedication, desire, destiny, devotion, emotions, encouraging, funny love, girlfriend, grief, heart, heartbreak, heartbroken, how i feel, i love you, i miss you, innocence, kiss, love, love hurts, math, meaningful, miss you, missing, missing you, nice, passion, recovery from, romance, romantic, sad love, senses, sensual, symbolism, together, true love, voyage, wisdom, woman, word play,
4 Love
Love is a four letter word
she whispered into his ear,
So is four, as is word
he whispered back into her fear,
Such is "you and I"
cried his heart - she could hear,
Their cheeks hugged, eyes kissed
each shedding a single tear.
Written by
Paul Geiger
Categories:
humor, math,
Diner
Little piggy eyes
Large man, self assured, loud voice
Breakfast comes and goes
Written by
S.D. Tiwari
Categories:
hilarious, math,
Zero, the Hero
Put one, before, nine numbers of zero,
and take one off, have nine numbers of nine.
Grows a number ten times, zero, the hero.
Put one, before, nine numbers of zero.
Centre of integers, is the number zero,
to the left and right, may go endless, fine.
Put one, before nine numbers of zero
and take one off, have nine numbers of nine.
************
Zero and one make the computer byte.
Zero is the dark and one is bright.
That is what the cycle of day night,
Zero and one make the computer byte.
From the zero and one, gets its life,
on binary system, computer does thrive.
Zero and one make the computer byte.
Zero is the dark and one is bright.
1000000000-1 = 999999999
Written by
Paul Geiger
Categories:
food, humor, math,
Aroma
Brown
Brown
Sugar
Eggs, butter
Flour, spice, mix, shape, bake
Hi! Raisin eyed gingerbread man.
Written by
Paul Geiger
Categories:
humor, math,
Birdie
no birdie with a yellow bill
hopped upon my window sill nor
could he see me blinds were drawn the
window shut on day's cold dawn and
no cocked and shining eye gleamed thru
the glass and on I dreamed while passed
the time and I not shamed by sloth
prefer my birdies cooked in broth
Written by
Paul Geiger
Categories:
humorous, math,
Delightful Disorder
A sweet disorder in the dress kindles
In clothes a wantonness; a stole about
The shoulders thrown, a fine distraction; an
ErrIng Lace, which here and there enthralls the
Crimson Vest; a cuff neglectful, ribbons
Flow confusedly: a winning wave (note)
In the tempestuous petticoat: a
Careless shoe-string, in whose tie I see a
Wild civility: does more bewitch me,
Than Art when too precise in ev'ry part.
Written by
Rhiddhit Paul
Categories:
analogy, humor, humorous, love, math,
The Geometry of a Love Gone Wrong
Drawing lines between shapes of grief
Going in circles, awaiting the lietmotif
Now just a side of a triangular run.
With defences up like the Pentagon.
Then finally looking Love square in the face
While Hope's line slopes down in disgrace
Calculating a Geometry too disjoint
For Love to have a basic point.
Written by
Paul Geiger
Categories:
fun, humor, humorous, math,
Godfrey G' G' Gore
Godfrey Gordon Gustavus Gore —?
Was a boy who wouldn’t shut a door!?
Winter came in that year of yore-?
Sleet blew in and covered the floor. ?
Summer came with its bugs galore—?
Flies and gnats, cicadas and more.
?At last his parents, irked full sore,?
Shipped him away to Baltimore.*
*W. B. Rands Square—a shorter Victorian moral
*Mathematics&Poetry—based on a mathematical square: the number of syllables in a line equals the number of lines.
Written by
Mark Martin
Categories:
funny, humor, humorous, math,
Ten
The French call it "dix" - the Romans used X
The number of lords that are leaping Xmas
The total of fingers and thumbs on both hands
The base used for metric - both metres and grams
Count hydrogen atoms in compound butane
Downing Street doorstep, our PM's domain
Legs on a lobster and all decapods
Commandments and plagues that were given by God
The number of toes on the end of our feet
The lines in this poem - that makes it all neat
Written by
Dan Prizner
Categories:
confidence, funny, math,
I'M Doing Just Fine Counting To Nine
I'm no expert mathematician
Can't do algebraic addition
And solving quadratic equations
are way beyond my expectations
Both hands counting as some people teach
even number ten is beyond reach
A sharp blade took a finger digit
But I thinking I'm doing just fine
I can add five with four equals nine
Dan Prizner 5-17-21
used howmanysyllables.com and the syllable counter here on PS
Written by
Gerald Dillenbeck
Categories:
gender, humorous, math, peace,
Cheer Leading
EarthTribe justice She's the One
to give a call
for a whole lotta' fun!
Social justice She is One
if She can't do it
EcoPassion can.
Eco-Echo he's our Groom
born of not-not EcoWomb,
and He can't do without Her;
BeLoved's up and coming
Community.
EgoEco echoing One
if They can't do it
not-not PolyCultural can.
Peace with JustUs
they Be One
so give Earth a call
for this whole lotta' fun.