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Poem Details | by
Stanley Harris |
Categories:
blessing, food, funny love, memory, peace, war,
>I do love food.
When I was young, food was rationed.
So much of this, or that, you were allowed.
Each person had a ration book for adults and a child.
So much butter so much sugar, a few ounces of meat.
If you grew your own produce, fresh veg was a treat.
And what was put on the table, you did love to eat.
Many years have passed, and food is not rationed anymore.
The choice on the supermarket shelf, tells there is no sign of war.
Now we are leaving the EU, what will the supermarkets do?
Will the shelves be empty and bare?
Or will more British produce be for sale there.
I do love food, so hope it’s there.
British, nice with a price that’s fair.<
Poem Details | by
Mark Martin |
Categories:
fun, funny, humor, humorous, memory, word play,
Logic failing, recall
lacking, tip of the tongue
linguistic challenge. Now
lost for words, what's that word?
Litoration failure!
Laughter forbidden! Wait!
Lethologica! Phew!
Written 16th April 2017
Entry to "pleiades L" contest
Notes:
Lethologica is a condition we all have suffered from where a word is on the tip of your tongue - https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tip_of_the_tongue. It's the word that the poor reader was trying to remember and also suffering from.
Litoration - representing sounds by letters. Not much use when dealing with lethologica!
Poem Details | by
Jeanne Mcgee |
Categories:
funny, memory,
Today, a screech from a hawk reminded me
Of being in a car wreck years ago, like
The synapse door to my remembrance room opened
And the memory came down the conveyor belt
Into the window of my mind to arrive unannounced
Who’s in control up there? Some little sprite?
Why can’t it work as smooth when I lose my keys?
The memory room operator could use some training
Written: 7-16-2019
Mini Verse Poetry Contest 2nd Place
Sponsor: Nina Parmenter
Poem Details | by
Caycay Jennings |
Categories:
appreciation, career, celebrity, humor, memory, thanks,
Comedian Carol Burnett
had a variety show I'll never forget.
She gave us much laughter and cheer,
sometimes just by pulling her ear.
... CayCay
March 28, 2019
Poem Details | by
Pat Adams |
Categories:
confusion, humorous, lost, memory,
For poetry, I'll need to see
Let the battle of switches begin
From the wall switch to the light
"Which one is it?" never ends!
An aging poet, past my prime
My memory now is not acute
In truth it has been in decline
Ever since I popped the chute!
What's next, will I forget my pants?
So many lapses, cause me to fret
A date, a word,a meal, a hat
Who knows what next, I might..........?
Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
age, humorous, memory,
I’m positive
I’m certain
In fact I’m really sure
That I really locked the door
Getting old I just abhor
I’m getting quite forgetful
Of that I’m really sure
Now the only thing
That’s on my mind is
Did I lock the bloody door!
I’m getting quite forgetful
And it is a crying shame
When I meet ‘Whatyamacallhim’
In the street
I can’t recall his blooming name
I’m getting quite forgetful
And I guess this will remain
So I call my hubby ‘Darling’
Much to his delight, (easing my plight)
In case I forget his name!
I’m positive
I’m certain
In fact I’m really sure
I keep repeating what I’ve said
Growing old I just abhor!
Poem Details | by
John Lawless |
Categories:
age, humor, memory,
It would seem
That age should
Soften and feather
Our memories
Smooth off the edges
Make them user friendly.
As I get older
As in being “old”
Longer than most are “old”
I still stumble on
Old discarded lies
Prick myself with
Shattered dreams
Burn myself by touching
Still too hot …you know
Secrets….angers…angst
There are still a few
I’d like to go back and….
Well, should’a done it then.
I believe it is a curse
One I must endure
Until “death do I part”
For I learned years ago
MEMORIES
ARE THE ONE THING
WE NEVER FORGET
Poem Details | by
Anne-Lise Andresen |
Categories:
freedom, humor, memory,
New technology
Gigahertz and gigabytes
In every pocket
Safety or madness
Design for kids in four years
Undermine childhood
02.12.2016
Sun :) - A-L Andresen :)
Haiku 5-7-5 /www.howmanysyllables.com
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Poem Details | by
Zamreen Zarook |
Categories:
age, angel, beautiful, beauty, body, boyfriend, celebration, celebrity, change, character, creation, desire, emotions, children, friendship, girl, girlfriend, hero, humorous, i love you, image, life, memorial day, memory, middle school, relationship, romantic, school, society, student, teen, teenage, truth, wisdom, woman, women, words, world, youth,
Fake Words – Zamreen Zarook
God have given us mouth,
Not to speak to north and south,
Tongue is given under an oath,
So it’s our duty to protect them both.
Girls chat fake with boys,
Having a notion that the boys are toys,
They often make varied noise,
Thinking to keep a trap on handsome guys.
Boys are also human being,
So it’s not possible being clean,
Things varies in the way they are seen,
So positive thinking will make you keen.
Boys’ minds are pure,
As it is pure bio,
So don’t try to pour vino,
Which will take decades to get cure.
Poem Details | by
Dan Keir |
Categories:
adventure, angst, confusion, dark, dedication, depression, devotion, education, faith, farewell, funny, humorous, imagination, introspection, lonely, loss, lost, memory, pain, parody, passion, people, places, retirement, sad, science fiction, sorrow, sorry, space, star, teacher, time, travel, tribute, visionary,
Green bark a prism creates,
Feel the pull of earth, you must.
Rotates, a slime of endless hates,
Can hold me not, this world’s crust.
Friendship’s ties, isolation Deflates,
Succumbs, my spaceship, to bitter rust.
Mist, my soul forever permeates,
Lift-off, booms the rocket’s thrust.
My spirit when light returns, elates,
Swamps swell, swallowed hope’s swirling dust.
Trapped, I am, until student from fate
Arrives to learn; Cloud City or bust.
Poem Details | by
Raffy Relator |
Categories:
dedication, dog, feelings, funny love, kiss, memory, smile,
I met you in the city
I introduced myself as Raffy
How glad I met you
Since I don't know what to do..
Each day had passes
And I thought that was the last
I tried to search you again
But the city is vain
Hoping you will see
I search you with glee
At last, I saw you
Kissing to others as much you do
Seeing you in that way
Feels me hard even though your a DOG anyway
But now I don't know what to do
Coz your OWNER is much beautiful than you.....
Poem Details | by
Rosemarie Rowley |
Categories:
adventure, education, emotions, giggle, memory, peace, word play,
SIXTY EIGHT
For years I’ve lived with being a soixante-huiter
Although my wardrobe’s more fastidious and neater
Those heady days are not beyond recall
The nights and days when we first did it all
But sober work and ethics have combined
To make a settled bed my truest mind
And catalogues and dictionaries my woe
To understand what happened long ago
Far flung days have their own allurement
But nothing beats the logic of procurement
And adventitious loves have gone the way
Of all youth, to say it’s had its day
I daren’t even call myself a woman sweeter -
Past perfect indiscretions tend to tweet her.
Poem Details | by
Robert Candler |
Categories:
addiction, angst, blue, green, humorous, longing, memory,
All those wee pot flakes
So carelessly whisked away...
Could use a joint now.
Poem Details | by
J.W. Earnings |
Categories:
angst, confusion, crazy, dad, environment, father, fear, feelings, kids, funny, growing up, how i feel, inspiration, life, lost, memory, pain, stress, time, words, youth,
Oh no!! I forgot –
I had a plate of dessert
In the cool freezer
Oh no!! Dad forgot –
He left his blue bowl of fruit
On the clean counter!
Poem Details | by
Kileem Al Lishmiin |
Categories:
humor, loss, love, memory, relationship, self, time,
Tragedy and Comedy
Blended and Beaten
Memories last a lifetime
Poem Details | by
Sean Kelly |
Categories:
funny, love, mothermemory, memory,
My earliest memory was the Mid-Wife
And her strong , safe forceful grip .
And Dad's big frown
In his surgical gown
Saying "don't let my baby slip .
Lord ! , he's pink and bald and ugly
Hey Mom ! , here's your nine month dream
He's the perfect mix
For politics
'Cause he sure knows how to scream " .
They all ooh'd and aah'd and choochy cooed
Saying yeah, he's one in a million
As I looked in bother
And asked , hey mother
So tell me ! , what's a brazilian ? .
Inspired by Danielle White's early memory contest ..
Poem Details | by
Michael Ward |
Categories:
body, care, confusion, funny, health, life, memory,
I swallowed an earplug down my left ear and I said to my wife I can't hear and she said we will have to go and see doctor Ofreea Who gave me a prescription for 4 cans of beer which will have to be drunk here in case you feel *****.
So I drank down the beer and I never felt *****
And doctor Ofraya said the plug in my ear should disappear
But it hadn't so doctor Ofreea gave me another prescription for 12 cans of beer
Which we both drank until it was clear we could be here until mid year
Let's have another look down your ear said doctor Ofreea
And he declared I was right it has now disappeared and i replied
But doctor Ofreea
your looking down the wrong ear.
Poem Details | by
Jessica Durham |
Categories:
funny, life, lost love, love, teen, love,
Coors Lite, Food Fight,
My bros dirt bike, and kisses good night,
Orangutan Sex, "I give it a ten"
Billy Bob and Bacon, his little pig friend.
In the dark playin' basketball,
Don't forget about Niagra Falls.
What kind of hips do you want?
It seems we can't agree,
Candy Shop, PDA, A BIG mouthful of me.
Varsity Blues, The "I Love You's"
Makin' Cookies that look like pancakes,
But all of these things just lead to a heartbreak.
This poem is for Terry Bell!
He was my first "true love".
We aren't together now,
But I still Love him.
Let's face it...
I ALWAYS will!
Poem Details | by
J.W. Earnings |
Categories:
beauty, childhood, courage, dedication, children, kids, forgiveness, freedom, friendship, funny, happiness, happy, history, hope, inspirational, life, love, memory, passion, people, relationship, school, sister, success, teen, time, uplifting,
Watch this scene with both eyes and try not to blink C: -->
I stood there... silently
Like a predator near prey
I sneak behind YOU
You weren't even aware of it!! Ha-ha!
I made YOU jump hIgH
Like a startled hare
I chuckle and smile
You know that mischievous smile of mine?
Your reaction was
PRICELESS - you were so upset
But YOU forgave me
Well...I'm flattered. . .
We laugh'd together (just like the good times)
In a chorus - our volume
Picked up extreme sound
Believe me - I could hear our laughter from a mile away!
But I'm glad I did
My best to make you giggle
Ridiculous me...
Wouldn't you agree?
Poem Details | by
Peter Lewis Holmes |
Categories:
humorous, memory, youth,
All the teachers were basically horrible,
each could be placed on sliding scale of
horribleness….thus;
1. (the worst) Complete ****
2. Largely a ****.. with a degree of reserve
3. ****
4. Headmaster’s toady prone to outbursts
5. Pathetic but lacking conscience
6. Searching for a personality
7. Lost…smiles occasionally
8. Dominated by all other teachers (easy to mimic)
9. A mess
10. Ineffectual (but sharp dresser, and most likely to become future Headmaster).
Only we, the pupils were perfect and yet to enter the land of shopping, mortgages, menstruation and Mondays.
Poem Details | by
Jimmi Canada |
Categories:
art, beauty, character, dream, education, funny, girl, growing up, happiness, jealousy, memory, my children, song, space, star, student, wind,
Roaming in the ropes,
lubing like the tokes,
aging like the folks-
we will to get hard before blasting into the remote!
New ground that you tweet about,
...about a stout boy,
level headed,
awaits his crown,
disastrously loud-
prays of nights that go by days when there are no clouds,
or an enlightened language moving along by a count.
Poem Details | by
Dan Keir |
Categories:
adventure, allegory, angst, animal, child, childhood, confusion, courage, death, dream, fear, funny, grief, hate, hope, humorous, inspirational, introspection, journey, life, lonely, loss, lost, lost love, memory, metaphor, mystery, nature, nostalgia, parody, passion, people, pets, philosophy, recovery from..., sad, satire, sorrow, spiritual, stress, success,
Oh lonely Inevitable Bear,
Padding claws, death in white
Sorrow in recurring nightmare
Instinct’s test; fight or flight?
Camouflage against the fence,
A challenge; my subconscious fear
Ominous slowly moving silence,
“Let me in, there’s a bear out here!”
Poem Details | by
Dan Cwiak |
Categories:
child, memory, remember,
Art Linkletter said,
"Kids will say the darndest things".
Who's he? Google time.
Poem Details | by
Steven Fordyce |
Categories:
angst, confusion, depression, freedom, funny, humorous, introspection, life, lonely, lost, memory, metaphor,
Trapped again!
Maze hidden cheddar eluding
every twisting turn a doorway
to the path I’ve already forgotten
a spirit broken within each hidden cul-de-sac.
I cry.
Depression building my will
crumbling into fatal despair
that rages with a whisper
as quiet as a hurricane.
I sleep.
I scream at one wall
HA! HA! HA!
hundreds more continue laughing.
Right! Left! NO! RIGHT! Left! Right! LEFT! YES! Right!
I succumb.
Cheddar thoughts and running
water sustain my desire to escape
through walls of scent
filled dreams of freedom.
I laugh.
Test complete. Failure.
Should have smelled for Camembert.
Poem Details | by
Marilyn Williams |
Categories:
depression, faith, for him, funny, future, memory, time,
I write it, but remember not.
I say it, but forget me not.
I feel it how it has to come,
did I not feel like a perfect bum.
So what it is I am trying to remember,
my place and where I was December.