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Poem Details | by Robert Ronnow |
Categories: bird, humor, insect, love, men, poetry, wine,

Can Poetry Matter

In the debate between accessible and difficult poems
Poets' poems and poems for people
Only the single poem and private reader matter

Both kinds and anything between can matter or not
Solid or made of air, a vase or heavy clay ashtray
One word repeated or many like a lei

An acquired taste, like wine, and like wine
Not sustenance, yet men die with their miseries
Uncut without it, news and mere matter

I advise everyone to keep a personal anthology of poems that matter
Or not. Perhaps it should be novels. Stones, insect wings,
Feathers, Birds you've seen, People loved.

Poem Details | by Arthur Vaso |
Categories: animal, bible, christian, humorous,

Little Men and the Hen

Chirp chirp chirp
Cluck cluck cluck cluck
Dirty little men
One insane wee little hen

Let me introduce you
To a really big huge man
A heart sent from angels
A voice lowered from the heavens
A man whose humble heart 
Can squash a 1000 little men

So when in life you see a fork in the road
You can be the Hen
Or you can be the bigger man

Poem Details | by Jerry T Curtis |
Categories: funny, humor, humorous, men, pride, princess, women,

Easy Pleasey

FOR MEN ONLY #2Contest

Yee Haaaa--- a Contest made for me
I'm a man and should write free
With no woman to tell me what
To bend my ear and bust my nut
To nag at me, noon and night
For me to get this poem right
To correct the words that I can't spell
In this grammatical living hell
"Change that word and it won't mean that
Don't say pussy when you mean cat"
But now this contest has set me free
So, I can write more liberally 
And pen this in my own rendition 
That's of course dear, with your permission

Poem Details | by John Hamilton |
Categories: humorous, imagery, men, relationship, women,

Chivalry Is Not Dead

Chivalry is not dead...

Chivalry is not dead...just in a coma, on life support,
waiting for a woman to come along with the defibrillator!

John Derek Hamilton
July 20,2016

Poem Details | by Caycay Jennings |
Categories: body, boyfriend, clothes, funny, hurt, lust, men,

My Pinged Pong

My eager man bought me a wee thong which I put on to best get along but rubbing bugging attacks soon whacked my fore and aft crack. My pinged pong found his dingdonged thong wrong.
... CayCay August 7, 2019

Poem Details | by Mike Gentile |
Categories: fun, humor, humorous, men, sexy, woman,

Vi Agra

Her last name was Agra, I saw on the bar
              My nerves told me, I wouldn’t get very far
But then I did spy
        Her first name was Vi
I worried no more as we walked to my car

A name like Vi Agra can make a guy think
                   Or run like Niagara gone over the brink
But one thing’s for sure
         She won’t be a bore
Le’s hope it’s not over before I can blink!

Poem Details | by Dave Moore |
Categories: analogy, animal, future, god, humorous, life, men,


Before there was a thing called "Man"

The Maker had a better plan.

He filled he sea with little fish

Of every kind that He might wish.

Then He made the dinosaur

To rule the land from shore to shore.

Next came the monks, orang-otan.

Gorillas, and an ape called "Man".

Man is half God, and beast one half.

He writes his own grim epitaph.

The Maker thinks, "Next time the plants?

Not yet, until I've tried the ants".

Poem Details | by Robin Davis |
Categories: crazy, humor, men,

What Makes Men Go Wild

They hold up "mountains" even "hills"
They catch crumbs and little spills
They come in shapes, colors, and sizes
Some holding "sexy" surprises
Fancy, lacy, even plain
Driving men slowly insane
Hiding under shirts and sweaters
More fun when they're getting wetter
Some are floppy Some are firm
But they seem to make men squirm
If you haven't figured it out
I'll tell you what it's all about
These crazy things are bras and boobs
Men are in a happy mood
Every time they can sneak
A look at these lovely "peaks"

Poem Details | by Arthur Vaso |
Categories: anti bullying, fairy, humanity, humorous, murder, philosophy, integrity,

Little Men

Little Men

They speak
Before thinking
They speak 
After drinking
They speak
When silence would make them wiser
They speak
The words of little men

Sadly they know not the land of the meek
Inheritance shall never be theirs to keep

They obtained a few drops of knowledge
Yet they possess no well of wisdom
They care more the vocal of their own voice
Than the heart to whom they think they speak
They lack honor, integrity, bravery and nobility
It’s simply not in their stock
They ridicule and then they mock

On deathbeds I do wonder
If they shall ever take stock
Or shall they hold greedy
Their stupidity
Taking it with them to the grave

Poem Details | by Dorothea Smith |
Categories: children, games, hockey, humorous, men, poems, sports,


They both wear black and white,
Sport’s fans will see some tonight,
As one type skates on frozen water,
The other keeps a herd in order.

The man can get caught up in media hype,
Each has the same angle of stripe,
Only one has them down to the toes,
And tries to out run the foes.

Seeing far away is their asset,
Always watching out for a threat,
While the other kind may need to hide,
Making some calls they seem crossed-eyed.

A zebra is born looking like this,
All the while, hoping their enemy will miss,
Linesmen and refs are known to make a bad call,
In the end, it could be a team’s down fall.

Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: funny, marriage, men, psychological, relationship, trust, women,

How To Give a Guy a Premarital Suitability Exam

Before the "I do" she must choose
A man that does well in dance shoes
His psyche gives a clue
When employing step two
Ply him to the limit with booze

Poem Details | by James Fraser |
Categories: best friend, blessing, funny, graduation, humor, humorous, men,

What a Subject

Two old codgers were talking about sex And ones question popped up next This Viagra have you tried For me I can't decide Mm, that's a hard one,what a subject

Poem Details | by Tammy Reams |
Categories: fear, humorous, men, pain, power,

Men and Hunting

Brave man
                              rear rump
                              hot lead
                              stings red
                              pants drop
                              sees blood

 3/30/15     contest sponsored by: Judy Konos  'Your Footle Poem'
                         T Reams       1st Place

Poem Details | by Volodymyr Knyr |
Categories: animal, humorous, men, people, poverty, relationship, sexy,

The Poor

He's poorer, who rapes 
poor apes.

Volodymyr Knyr

Poem Details | by Carolyn Devonshire |
Categories: humor, men,

Forever Bachelors Larry and Harry

Larry and Harry spend nights at a bar

Neither have a job or even a car

     Drunken Larry burps freely

     Harry gropes touchy/feely

That these two are unmarried is bizarre

*Written May 24 for Catie's contest

Poem Details | by Thomas Martin |
Categories: football, funny, humor, husband, men, wife,

Football and Spouse

is all

crowd roars
kick soars

a pass
at last

man cave
men crave

cold ones
at once

she panned

but serve
the beer

and chips
for dips

must pee

walks out
on lout

and shops
till drops


and learns

the lout
passed out

flat beer
oh dear

the game
now tame

half time
her time

clap hands
to bands

the game
what game!

Poem Details | by Muhammad Safa Thajudeen |
Categories: color, community, confusion, humorous, men,

Black Ink

Snow like my skin,

In white paper black ink!

Poem Details | by Nandita Das |
Categories: funny, men,

Drawing Attention

A friend of mine always tells
Her modus operandi never fails
If it's her intention
To draw a man's attention
She always talks to someone else.

Poem Details | by Greg Gaul |
Categories: fun, funny, golf, imagery, light, men, onomatopoeia, silly,

Ah, Golfslangadang

Grip it, rip it, stick it.
Bombed it, flopped it, topped it too.

Stay, sit, slice, scoot,
Run, kick, roll, draw,
Carry, fly, die, spin,
Watch the little ball go in.

Hop, get up, get down,
Break, oh please just bite,
Ah, the glories of the ball in flight.

On the screws, hit it pure,
Nailed it, straight and sure,
Chunked it, yanked it,
Shanked it, pulled...
Oh, it broke the other way,
Sorry guys I got fooled...
Not my day.


Poem Details | by Lee Ramage |
Categories: funny, husband,

Men Don'T Gain Weight

A handsome man tall, slim and about 225 pounds, Asked me out for a seafood dinner on our first date, Still eats everything fattening, I know how that sounds, Some twenty-eight years later, I still have a 225 pound mate, That sucks, I’m not fat ~ just really, really short for my weight. October 8, 2011 For Nancy Jone’s Contest “Things That Suck”

Poem Details | by Anne-Lise Andresen |
Categories: for her, for him, funny,

- Men - Cars - Women -

If you see
   a man opens
     the car door 
       for a woman ....
         He certainly has
           a brand new car ...
            or a very young
             and beautiful mistress
               His pride ...
                a conquest ... 
                  the gleaming varnish
                    reminds him of
                     sensual red woman lips
                      Excite shining
                       in his eyes - 
                        you will always
                          be his number two

A-L Andresen :))

Poem Details | by Chaim Wilson |
Categories: cheer up, confusion, humorous, men, pride, work,

A Healthy Diet of Misteaks

My failures are rough but teach.
My errors, windows to truth.
Before discovery, I don’t hear the Greek,
“Eureka!” but “Huh…?” How uncouth!
Meeting a contradiction, I reach,
What the Author intended to auth,
Does this mean this world has a mean streak?
No, I think after hard work must ensueth,
Humility, for man needs help to be meek.

Poem Details | by John Lawless |
Categories: humor, men, drug,

Surf's Up - For Contest


It drug the beach sand making trenches
causing lightheaded fainting of wenches
the ocean was icy
he stood out quite nicely
even after allowing for shrinkage.


submitted to – Limerick Contest II – for fun – Poetry Contest
sponsor – Jan Allison

Poem Details | by Volodymyr Knyr |
Categories: drink, hero, humorous, image, magic, men, wine,

Some Ale

Often some ale
makes a man male.

Volodymyr Knyr

Poem Details | by Tammy Reams |
Categories: funny, hilarious, humor, imagery, life, men,

Men In the Woods

In the woods on a soft green patch
trying to get my pants to unsnapped 

Hurrying now as my stomach starts to roar
giving no time to drop my drawers

My face is sweating 'I'm I dying?'
the cramps so bad I feel like crying

With relief it hits the ground
thanking God I have no crowd

But what's that sound I hear
humming above the ground?

Thousands of flies coming in to score
up and running I leave behind my drawers

Back at camp my buddies start laughing
when I notice my pants are on backward and I'm still crapping.

Contest: Everyone Poops sponsored by: Roy Jerden   Placed 5th
T Reams