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Poem Details | by Jimmi Canada |
Categories: graduation, growing up, heart, history, humor, marriage, mentor, mirror, muse, myth, spiritual, spoken word, thank you,

Walk

A bulging extremity,

a feminist integrity,

a swaggering centipede,

the cops arresting me,

my dick the right size,

the bang coming out of your eye's,

the sensitivity upon demise,

the dew and dripping from the sky's,

the eagerness of eloping,

the magnitude of doping,

the honesty of groping,

scattering scorpions glowing and scoping.


Poem Details | by Maureen McGreavy |
Categories: giggle, mentor, , cute,

A Rule For The Road

Shaking she was,
that cute bike courier chick,
in a lift at the registry
flipping a trip.
I could see she was in
adrenaline's grip.
Nearly run over,
through no fault of her own;
to this sweet rookie
the ropes must be shown.
My sarcastic advice
to the packed Otis delight:

"Silly girl,
the big guy
IS ALWAYS
in the right!"

Poem Details | by Michael E. Harris |
Categories: childhood, children, humorous, life, mentor, stars, universe,

STARGAZER AND THE OBSERVER

STARGAZER STAR COUNTER, WHAT DO YOU SEE?

     MILLIONS OF STARS AND THE COUNTING IS FREE.

STARGAZER I ASK,HOW FAR IS NEAR?

     AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT, IT'LL TAKE YOU NINE YEARS.

I KNOW LIGHT IS FAST, BUT WHERE DOES IT GO?

     IT PIERCES BLACK MATTER AND THROUGH THE BLACK HOLE.

AND ONCE IT GETS EATEN BY THE BLACK HOLE?

     ANOTHER DIMENSION AS FAR AS I KNOW.

WILL WE BE EATEN BY THE BLACK HOLE?

     NOT IN THIS LIFE TIME, THAT MUCH WE KNOW

                                                                                      autumn 2014

Poem Details | by Allan Terry |
Categories: fish, food, french, hilarious, love, mentor, music,

Cajuin doux

They found 
ground green peppers
Ground ground onions
Ground garlic
.ground cucumbers
Cultured buttered milk
Cayeene pepper
Ground shrimp
Ground catfish
Some flour and eggs
Mixed well
And rolled in bread crumbs
Fried crisp
And served with a tart
Candied ginger 
yogurt tartar sauce
Man that's some 
Delicious great tasting goodness


Poem Details | by Allan Terry |
Categories: fish, food, french, hilarious, love, mentor, music,

Cajuin doux

They found 
ground green peppers
Ground ground onions
Ground garlic
.ground cucumbers
Cultured buttered milk
Cayeene pepper
Ground shrimp
Ground catfish
Some flour and eggs
Mixed well
And rolled in bread crumbs
Fried crisp
And served with a tart
Candied ginger 
yogurt tartar sauce
Man that's some 
Delicious great tasting goodness

Poem Details | by Caren Krutsinger |
Categories: humor, humorous,

My Favorite Mentor

I am carefully, carelessly, cheerfully, unapologetically me.
I am joyfully, swiftly, truthfully, completely, captivatingly me.
Can’t you be a little less YOU?” my favorite mentor asks me.
I look at her, and we start laughing.
We cannot stop.
We laugh until we are sobbing.
See now why she is my favorite?