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Poem Details | by
Jimmi Canada |
Categories:
graduation, growing up, heart, history, humor, marriage, mentor, mirror, muse, myth, spiritual, spoken word, thank you,
A bulging extremity,
a feminist integrity,
a swaggering centipede,
the cops arresting me,
my dick the right size,
the bang coming out of your eye's,
the sensitivity upon demise,
the dew and dripping from the sky's,
the eagerness of eloping,
the magnitude of doping,
the honesty of groping,
scattering scorpions glowing and scoping.
Poem Details | by
Maureen Mcgreavy |
Categories:
giggle, mentor, , cute,
Shaking she was,
that cute bike courier chick,
in a lift at the registry
flipping a trip.
I could see she was in
adrenaline's grip.
Nearly run over,
through no fault of her own;
to this sweet rookie
the ropes must be shown.
My sarcastic advice
to the packed Otis delight:
"Silly girl,
the big guy
IS ALWAYS
in the right!"
Poem Details | by
Michael E. Harris |
Categories:
childhood, children, humorous, life, mentor, stars, universe,
STARGAZER STAR COUNTER, WHAT DO YOU SEE?
MILLIONS OF STARS AND THE COUNTING IS FREE.
STARGAZER I ASK,HOW FAR IS NEAR?
AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT, IT'LL TAKE YOU NINE YEARS.
I KNOW LIGHT IS FAST, BUT WHERE DOES IT GO?
IT PIERCES BLACK MATTER AND THROUGH THE BLACK HOLE.
AND ONCE IT GETS EATEN BY THE BLACK HOLE?
ANOTHER DIMENSION AS FAR AS I KNOW.
WILL WE BE EATEN BY THE BLACK HOLE?
NOT IN THIS LIFE TIME, THAT MUCH WE KNOW
autumn 2014
Poem Details | by
Virginia Gelok |
Categories:
education, funny, humor, mentor, wisdom,
If you are new to sewing, may I suggest following these instructions.
How to thread a sewing machine.
1. Be sure to have good lighting.
2. Put foot down.
3. Raise needle.
4. Hold thread, inspect end, trim if necessary.
5. Bend down into the light. Close one eye, squint with other.
6. With thumb and pointer finger guide thread toward the eye of the needle.
7. if it didn't go through the hole, wet fingers on tongue, pull thread through wet fingers and repeat steps 4 through 6.
8. if you are having no luck, may I suggest you find someone else to do this necessary step or perhaps find another project. Perhaps Knitting. No need to thread those needles.
Poem Details | by
Allan Terry |
Categories:
fish, food, french, hilarious, love, mentor, music,
They found
ground green peppers
Ground ground onions
Ground garlic
.ground cucumbers
Cultured buttered milk
Cayeene pepper
Ground shrimp
Ground catfish
Some flour and eggs
Mixed well
And rolled in bread crumbs
Fried crisp
And served with a tart
Candied ginger
yogurt tartar sauce
Man that's some
Delicious great tasting goodness
Poem Details | by
Manon Boudreau Star Child Nebula |
Categories:
blessing, father daughter, fathers day, funny, god, inspirational love, mentor,
Who was granted his wish
A Happy Father's Day
I honor you and pray
Time to notice all you have done
To makes us as one
Life has been enjoyed
Filled my heart with so much joy
We still got silly you and me
Built such precious memories
Clearly sent from above
Has always been our love
Love you Daddy
You are my harvest tree that is kept within me
Watch as I have grown
Through every lesson you have shown
Proud to call you Dad
For you are the best I could of had
Poem Details | by
Ali Lakestani |
Categories:
fate, humor, inspiration, mentor, motivation,
Life
life is like a stage
Keep balacing on the edge
Some play as it arrange
some behave as thems manage
No matter which language
you speak at early age
you receive so much messages
don't speak to strangers
eat spinach and orange
be ready for each challenge
as you became a teenage
no smoke no beverage
when you go to the collage
more study more knowledge
be aware about your age
fall in love and marriage
Life is like a voyage
wonderful and strange
you cross so high bridges
or through narrow passages
be ready take your luggage
Poem Details | by
Caren Krutsinger |
Categories:
humor, humorous,
I am carefully, carelessly, cheerfully, unapologetically me.
I am joyfully, swiftly, truthfully, completely, captivatingly me.
Can’t you be a little less YOU?” my favorite mentor asks me.
I look at her, and we start laughing.
We cannot stop.
We laugh until we are sobbing.
See now why she is my favorite?
Poem Details | by
Allan Terry |
Categories:
fish, food, french, hilarious, love, mentor, music,
They found
ground green peppers
Ground ground onions
Ground garlic
.ground cucumbers
Cultured buttered milk
Cayeene pepper
Ground shrimp
Ground catfish
Some flour and eggs
Mixed well
And rolled in bread crumbs
Fried crisp
And served with a tart
Candied ginger
yogurt tartar sauce
Man that's some
Delicious great tasting goodness