Humorous and funny Meow poems and/or funny poems about Meow. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Meow funny poems!
Written by
Debra Squyres
Categories:
animal, cat, humorous,
Meow Meow
Here kitty, kitty. Come out and play
I have a new bow for you today
You tore the blue one out so quick
With angry paw…you seemed quite ticked!
I want to dress you and show you off
So all the other bows I now have tossed
No purple or green to match your eyes
Or orange, nor pink that you despise
Polk-a-dots were just not right for you
You tore them to shreds a time or two
No stripes or plaids are in my hand
For these I know you could not stand
The white one was lost in your white fur
When it came out you purred and purred
Here kitty, kitty, now don’t you tease
I’ve a red one here that’s sure to please
1/10/13
Written for “Hello Kitty (World)” members contest.
Written by
Milton Toran
Categories:
animals, funny,
O Solo Meow
Screaming cat, what's up with you?
Seated on my fence at a quarter of two
The night is short, the hour's deep
Leave me be to enjoy my sleep
Oh what I wouldn't give for a shoe!
Written by
Milton Toran
Categories:
funny
The Toilet's Meow
sittin' on the toilet bowl,
pinchin' off a log;
tryin' my best to pen a poem,
my mind's a funky fog!
in walks our stupid cat,
rubbin' against my leg;
always meowin' for something to eat,
never too proud to beg!
in walks another,
with the same malicious approach;
pacin' the floor in front of me,
like a nervous football coach!
another one joins the duo,
i now have an audience of three;
six lil' eyes a glarin',
burnin' a hole through me!
"okay, okay, i'll feed ya'll!",
a moral victory i suppose;
today is only the beginning,
tomorrow, the door stays closed!
Written by
Kash Poet
Categories:
funny,
Meow
piano lesson---
after each note
meow of my cat
;)
By: kash poet
Written by
Khadidja Megaache
Categories:
animal, funny, humor, humorous, joy, middle school
Meow, Meow: Bang, Bang Parody
I was old when he was a baby
my feline loved me ardently, but he drove me crazy.
He loved to play at midnight when everyone slept,
Chewed on toys and on my covers he often crept.
Meow Meow, baby scratched me
Meow Meow, i tried to flee
Meow Meow, he was on a killing spree
Meow Meow, he got distracted by a bee
O'sweet little cat I'm about to throw you out the window,
or smother your sweet face in my pillow.
your tiny claws marked my skin,
painted by blood from deep within.
Meow Meow, A baby scratched me
Meow Meow, i tried to flee
Meow Meow, he was on a killing spree
Meow Meow, he got distracted by a bee
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
giggle,
Wake, Pee, Meow, Eat, Sleep
The life of a cat is pretty boring but sweet
Wake up, pee, meow, eat, sleep, then repeat
Much like us humanoids
Of direction they're void
Very dependent on us but we're first to eat
Written by
James Edward Lee Sr.
Categories:
allusion, analogy, animal, cute love, destiny, funny love
CATS MEOW DOGS BOW-WOW COWS MOO-
She was the cat’s meow
But yet she cried bow-wow
Bow-wow-meow is the place I drink milk moo-moo
Not mine skirt apparel I’m the ballerina in the tutu
Whom am I to cry out, when in my throat I shout NOW
11/17/23
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2023©
Written by
James Edward Lee Sr.
Categories:
analogy, animal, cat, funny,
The Rabbit and the Meow Cat-
the rabbit and cat
both ran across the street way
meow says the cat
~
hipity-hop goes
the short legged hare running
jumps over the cat
~
hipity-hop goes
both run back across the way
chitter-chattering
~
meow says the cat
the short legged hare running
now front to backwards
10/5/21
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2021©
Written by
James Horn
Categories:
humorous,
Meow and Me and You
Meow and Me and You
What do you think of that;
A person who can speak cat;
How about meow?
And me and you.
Rampage on the Stage
Not only is he cruel;
Leads with a loose tool.
By people it was proclaimed
God, Trump always blamed.
Should I eviscerate
Or completely obliterate?
You take all of them from there.
Jim Horn
Written by
Panagiota Romios
Categories:
fantasy, giggle, poetess,
The Poetess's Meow
Aw, she thought she was the perfect cat's meow!
Meaningless Poetry made her tingle.
You could even hear her bold crown jingle.
Nobocdy was as good as she, anyhow!
Here she comes now, such pietic expertise!
Kiss her skirt with divine reverence,
Although she makes absolutelly no sense.
Afterward, down on your knees.
I made her up just for fun.
Before getting dinner ready and a short run"
Shakespeare sauce on organic spaghetti.
Shades of the famed poet, Lawrence Ferlinghetti!
5/25/2021
Edited..Previous TItle was The Cat's Meow
Written by
Philippa Drake
Categories:
animal, cat, cousin, fantasy, happy, humorous,
The meow bus
On meow buses
no cat fusses.
Sweet little kitties
meow rodent ditties;
deck out bunting
time for hunting.
With pounding paws
furries prime claws.
Amid glad rasping
there is no fasting.