Funny Poems About Mermaid or Mermaid Funny Poems

Humorous and funny Mermaid poems and/or funny poems about Mermaid. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Mermaid funny poems!

Written by Geoffrey Brewer
Categories: fish, humorous,

The Fisherman and the Mermaid

THE FISHERMAN AND THE MERMAID

A young fisherman berthed in Penzance
Went ashore one fine night to a dance
He woke up on his boat
With a mermaid afloat
The First prize in a card game of chance


So was spawned a cross genus romance 
Though the neighbors regarded askance
They got married next day 
In a church by the bay
And went off to a fish farm in France

August 2019
Given N/A in Contest: ‘Two Sea Themed Limericks’

Written by Alan Draeger
Categories: humor,

The Mermaid

A mermaid who was German
Made out with her boyfriend Herman
When they got past kissing
She found something missing
No wonder : he was a merman


Written by Lu Loo
Categories: humorous,

Slade and Jade the Mermaid

There once was a pirate named Slade, had a crush on Jade the mermaid. Asked her out on a date, thought this love was his fate... turned out she was there to get laid!
8-8-6-6-8 syllable count: howmanysyllables.com April 7, 2019 Pirate Themed Limerick Poetry Contest Tania Kitchin

Written by Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen
Categories: animals, funny

The Sailors' Mermaid

The Sailors' Mermaid

There once was a manatee named Mary.
She, a mammal was not very hairy.
One day while at sea.
She said this shouldn't be!
So, she bought a blond wig from Sea-Fairy.

© Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen

Poetic Form Limerick

Written by Jacob Cra
Categories: funny,

Flounder From the Little Mermaid

I am Flounder, wild and young.
I flap my fins and love to have fun.
And sometimes when I eat bad algae,
I make the water a little bit bubbly!


Written by Virginia Mitchell
Categories: fantasy, funny, imagination, sea

A Mermaid Tale

There once was a mermaid named Lea
Claimed delusional sailors at sea
So a captain set sail
Hopeful the tale to dispel
But returned with kelp on his knee

Once t'was a captain with kelp on his knee
Decided to pay sailors a fee
The ship they all dubbed
And the decks were scrubbed
As he sought the mermaid named Lea

Once was a sailor with story to tell
If he drank tankards of ale for a spell
His captain gone daft
Cast off on a raft
And there was Lea in the swell

Written by Johnette Loefgren
Categories: funny, on writing and words, sea, words, love,

Manatee Or Mermaid

Goodbye .....
she whispered from afar
The wind took words away
and scattered them
 along the beach
where lovers used to play

 I chased the syllables and nouns
I gathered up the thoughts
but currents in the water found
the letters I had caught

I still can't understand or hear
the bubbles  that she blew,
landing lightly  on the waves
a surface love so new.

I sank beneath the  waters 
a deeper love to find,
the heavy words like loyalty
and truth were on my line,

but I found only adverbs
Of  when and why and how
I left my love note at the shore ,
who needs an old sea cow?

Written by Tei Mickey
Categories: funny, sea

Mermaid From the Sea

Up from the depths of the sea,
came a mermaid who needed to pee.
She had bright green hair
and was as fat as a bear,
but alas, was allergic to bees.

Written by Jan Allison
Categories: fantasy, humorous, myth, sea,

The Mortified Mermaid

Sweet Lorelei was in distress - an angler’s rod ripped off her dress, perched high on her rock, she was sans her frock, her nakedness she must redress! She clambered down onto the beach, to gather seaweed in arm's reach, then formed a bikini, (which was rather teeny,) now sailors declare her a peach! Sea Tales Limerick Contest Sponsored by Carolyn Devonshire Limerick 1: 8,8,5,5,8 Limerick 2: 8,8,6,6,8 Favorite color for jewellery – green Ring size I think is possibly 5/ J ½ (to be confirmed) 7/31/18

Written by John Fenn
Categories: daughter, fantasy, funny, love,

Mermaid

I’ve fallen in love with a mermaid
We were splashing about in the water
The aroma was gross
But we got pretty close
And now we’re expecting a daughter

Written by Besma Riabi Dziri
Categories: fun, girl, humorous, inspirational, sea,

A Mermaid

There once was a girl who was a maid
Her wish her beauty shall never fade.
She feared to climb the tree
And refused to swim in sea.
At night she saw herself a mermaid.

May 17th,  2018

Written by Rico Leffanta
Categories: humor,

The Little Mermaid

The Mermaid of Copenhagen*
Reportedly lost her noggin
Sans bikini top
A vigilant cop
Suggested Ilene go joggin'

*Den Lille Havfrue, København

Written by Line Gauthier
Categories: fantasy, fun, giggle, happy, surreal, water,

Mermaid Playfriends

Contagious joyful giggles
Whimsical frivolity
Frolicking in a fun
Aquamarine playpark
Mermaids in the
Twilight of their youth



Submitted on September 28, 2019 for contest ANY POEM YOU WANT TO WRITE 50 WORDS OR LESS sponsored by CAREN KRUTSINGER