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Poem Details | by Arthur Vaso |
Categories: art, drink, friendship, humor, humorous, insect, parody,

A Minnow In My Soup

Waiter waiter!

	but monsieur
	you ordered a minnow soup, n'est pas?

Waiter waiter
Not one swimming 
around in my soup
a brown minnow full of brown poop

I don't want minnow poop
in the soup

why look, its a bald beady eyed minnow
waiter! I swear this minnow is drunk

	ah Monsieur, we give all our minnows wine
	before death

Waiter now I know why Greeks
throw dishes at walls

I swear than damn minnow tried to write
a poem, what gaul!

Plato must be going mad
in his grave

	 Monsieur , can we offer you some Coock & Hen whiskey
	to drown out this bad taste?

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Poem Details | by Effie Blake |
Categories: funny, life, people, philosophy,

Ella Minnow Piece

Learn how to talk to different people, such as:
Mechanics who claim to fix your car and your problems,
Nymphomaniacs who can be kept eeeeeeasily aroused in what you say, and
Ostentorians who will help you be a good listener while standing decibels away.
Politeness and tact with all are the keys.