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Poem Details | by A.O. Taner |
Categories: august, beach, beautiful, cool, crush, deep, destiny, devotion, fantasy, feelings, first love, fishing, freedom, funny love, future, girlfriend, hope, i love you, i miss you, journey, joy, judgement, lost love, love, love hurts, meaningful, miracle, ocean, people, places, romance, sea, sensual, simple, spiritual, water, women, world,


Don't rush to wash off the sea salt 
drying on your skin;
the hopes it carries from other oceans,
those remain yet to be seen.

Poem Details | by Dan Keir |
Categories: allah, angel, angst, confusion, dream, education, faith, freedom, god, happiness, health, heaven, history, holocaust, hope, humorous, imagination, inspirational, introspection, jesus, journey, life, lonely, loss, lost, lost love, miracle, nature, on writing and words, pain, peace, people, philosophy, political, prayer, recovery from..., religious, sad, spiritual, stress, success, sympathy, teacher, time, write,

Haikus About God: III

Beauty of nature
Why condense it down to God?
Isn’t life enough?

Poem Details | by Sheri Fresonke Harper |
Categories: caregiving, devotion, funny, health, miracle, passion, sports, success,

Slow Golf

Golfers ahead were really slow
because their dead balls just wouldn't go
     we offered them beer,
     later we found cheer--
 they stepped aside to let it outflow.

Poem Details | by Dan Keir |
Categories: allah, angel, angst, courage, dream, education, faith, fantasy, fear, funny, god, heaven, history, hope, humorous, imagination, inspirational, introspection, jesus, journey, life, lonely, loss, lost, lost love, love, miracle, mystery, nostalgia, on work and working, parody, passion, peace, people, philosophy, political, prayer, recovery from..., religion, religious, spiritual, stress, success, sympathy, teacher, time, write,

Haikus About God: V

Omniscient guy
Yet he lets bad things happen
How can he exist?

Poem Details | by Anthony Scandrick II |
Categories: angel, beautiful, beauty, caregiving, childhood, confusion, courage, dark, daughter, death, dedication, depression, devotion, dream, faith, fear, forgiveness, freedom, friendship, girlfriend, grief, happiness, hate, heaven, hope, humorous, imagination, life, lonely, loss, lost, lost love, love, miracle, passion, peace, relationship, romance, romantic, sorrow, sorry, stress, sympathy, uplifting, heart, hate, hate, heart,

Never Take Hate Outside

When you're hurt inside,
And there's no where to hide,
And there's no one on your side,
And it's killing your pride,
Never take hate outside,

When your heart is chocking,
The heavy words never spoken,
The things that hurt you inside,
When love has died,
Never take hate outside,

When your heart is gone,
From being alone,
And it beats a solemn tone,

When you're cold inside,
It's only a short ride,
Never take hate outside

Poem Details | by Shanity Rain |
Categories: beauty, birth, celebration, creation, culture, fish, future, god, history, humor, image, imagination, immigration, inspirational, life, magic, miracle, mystery, mythology, natural disasters, nature, night, nostalgia, ocean, old, science, sea, technology, voyage,

new aquatic species

       Science in all fascination has discovered a species aquatic 

  Theorizing this new yet old species remained hidden as Merman  

  only to live in secret at the oceans floor the mermaid a tribe indigenous 

  once said to be myth yet all proof and technology film does not lie 

  Tsunamis has given the ocean a true glance of the man with webbed hands

  The species communes with dolphins will be under a microscope to analyze  ?

    " The World is not ready to see what I have "  Jacques Cousteau ~

         to be entered in The Science contest ~

Poem Details | by POET. UNDERTAKER |
Categories: humor,

Though nothing is a miracle

Once there was a man called Uncle Miracle
This fellow's intellectual awakening is no miracle
though nothing is a miracle
though everything is miracle
bloody miracle is for believers! right Uncle?

Poem Details | by Maureen McGreavy |
Categories: humorous, introspection, poetry, poets,

The Miracle of Life

So I wrote a poem
About the miracle of life
And posted it quite proudly
However naming it
Life Insurance
I fear the soup finds dowdy

Poem Details | by Sandison Jumbo |
Categories: funny, humorous,

Miracle dinner

 Miracle dinner

Benny had gambled away his last buck
Hungry and couldn't believe his ill luck
He fell down and prayed
His neighbour's bird strayed
For dinner, he had a dish of roast duck!

July 2, 2017

Poem Details | by Paul Curtis |
Categories: funny


It has been said that the miracle of aviation
Is that the aeroplane is nothing more in interpretation
Than 50000 components flying in close formation
And hopefully all bound for the same destination

Poem Details | by RUDOLPH RINALDI |
Categories: heaven, humor, humorous, inspiration, miracle, snow,

heaven sent

a snowflake falls from heaven 
lands on the tip of my nose 
and points the way

Poem Details | by Abiygayil Yisrael |
Categories: beautiful, cheer up, feelings, heaven, hilarious, miracle, thanksgiving,

On ah nice breezy day

On ah nice breezy day, as I lay on my bed and pray, there was no one to play with. But I often find myself feeling a lazy; and sometimes I think it's crazy to feel that way. But anyway, as  I lay here, thinking all crazy, and feeling all lazy, one thing that is for certain is this, I am glad about and not sad about is this, that the Good Lord had made a way, this day for me to enjoy his sweet and wonderful breeze, without me having to show my cheese (smile) and also my cheek  and to say please just to experience his beautiful and wonderful breeze.

Poem Details | by Volodymyr Knyr |
Categories: art, humorous, men, miracle, sin,


Any vice is a good device 
for reclaiming a man from vice.

Volodymyr Knyr

Poem Details | by william kamen |
Categories: funny,

Is It a Miracle

Amazing, you call it. 
You haven't seen 
anything yet.

New car $1290.00
New house $6650.00
A gallon of gas $.15
A gallon of milk $.78
Gold per ounce $35.00
Silver per ounce $.71
Holy Cross wins the
NCAA championship.

Is It a Miracle?


It's 1947.

Poem Details | by ravi kiran |
Categories: giggle, humor, miracle,

God bless the stranger

I was sleepless late one night,
hungry and tired,
Not wanting to wake the housemates,
walked towards the fridge silently in darkness,
thinking, "god bless the stranger
who thought of installing a tiny bulb inside the fridge."

Poem Details | by Marycile Beer |
Categories: friendship, funny, imagination, old, miracle, old,


She sat there spell bound
It's so hard to believe
Never has she been speechless 
It’s a miracle it seems

No one could comprehend
Why the sudden change
Half time was over
It was back to the game.

The  miracle suddenly disappeared
She was her same old self
Her mouth in full gear
No one could figure what had happened here

Then a wise old man
Stood up and said
If we can’t watch the game
Your commercials are dead

                             Cile Beer

Poem Details | by Caren Krutsinger |
Categories: angel, dog, funny love, future, love, miracle, spiritual,

The Wise and Furious ElfMama and Me

Who will be at heaven? Elf Mama asked me.
She had a gap between her teeth and a one-trick pony
boob-chest which didn't seem to divide anywhere actually.
I put my head on it.
It was soft,
and it loved me.
Who will be in heaven?
The dogs, I thought. Only the dogs.
No one else loves like that.
You do, Elf Mama said.
I stuck out my tongue and woke up.

Poem Details | by Jerry T Curtis |
Categories: humorous,

The Miracle McGee

McGee walked to the pub one night
And right inside the door
He saw a ten pound note
Just lying on the floor

The next day while at church
He told his Priest of the task
The Priest knew him well
And so he had to ask

"And I'm sure you did what Jesus would,
After finding such a find"
"Of course I did Dear Father Tim
I turned it into wine."

Poem Details | by Caren Krutsinger |
Categories: humor, memory, miracle, nostalgia,

Killed in the 50's

We were in danger all of our lives
We should have been killed probably
Jim fell from giant slide top
No helmets in 50’s
Merry go round game
So dangerous
Great fun

Poem Details | by Maurice Rigoler |
Categories: humor,

Truism Why Miracle

Why is everything a “miracle”
that has no immediate explanation?
Because it’s easier to assume the supernatural
than carry out an investigation.
The rewards could be substantial –
sound thinking does resolve questions.

Poem Details | by Panagiota Romios |
Categories: funny,


       Best way to stop being a large dork
       Put that utensil down, named your fork!