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Poem Details | by A.O. Taner |
Categories: august, beach, beautiful, cool, crush, deep, destiny, devotion, fantasy, feelings, first love, fishing, freedom, funny love, future, girlfriend, hope, i love you, i miss you, journey, joy, judgement, lost love, love, love hurts, meaningful, miracle, ocean, people, places, romance, sea, sensual, simple, spiritual, water, women, world,


Don't rush to wash off the sea salt 
drying on your skin;
the hopes it carries from other oceans,
those remain yet to be seen.

Poem Details | by Bill Baker |
Categories: beach, bird, boy, funny, magic, miracle,

The Big Surprise

An adventurous lad named Ling,
By chance he found a talking ring.
Then a big surprise,
Right before his eyes,
It became a bird that could sing!

Poem Details | by Dan Keir |
Categories: allah, angel, angst, confusion, dream, education, faith, freedom, god, happiness, health, heaven, history, holocaust, hope, humorous, imagination, inspirational, introspection, jesus, journey, life, lonely, loss, lost, lost love, miracle, nature, on writing and words, pain, peace, people, philosophy, political, prayer, recovery from..., religious, sad, spiritual, stress, success, sympathy, teacher, time, write,

Haikus About God: Iii

Beauty of nature
Why condense it down to God?
Isn’t life enough?

Poem Details | by Dan Keir |
Categories: allah, angel, angst, courage, dream, education, faith, fantasy, fear, funny, god, heaven, history, hope, humorous, imagination, inspirational, introspection, jesus, journey, life, lonely, loss, lost, lost love, love, miracle, mystery, nostalgia, on work and working, parody, passion, peace, people, philosophy, political, prayer, recovery from..., religion, religious, spiritual, stress, success, sympathy, teacher, time, write,

Haikus About God: V

Omniscient guy
Yet he lets bad things happen
How can he exist?

Poem Details | by Sheri Fresonke Harper |
Categories: caregiving, devotion, funny, health, miracle, passion, sports, success,

Slow Golf

Golfers ahead were really slow
because their dead balls just wouldn't go
     we offered them beer,
     later we found cheer--
 they stepped aside to let it outflow.

Poem Details | by Anthony Scandrick Ii |
Categories: angel, beautiful, beauty, caregiving, childhood, confusion, courage, dark, daughter, death, dedication, depression, devotion, dream, faith, fear, forgiveness, freedom, friendship, girlfriend, grief, happiness, hate, heaven, hope, humorous, imagination, life, lonely, loss, lost, lost love, love, miracle, passion, peace, relationship, romance, romantic, sorrow, sorry, stress, sympathy, uplifting, heart, hate, hate, heart,

Never Take Hate Outside

When you're hurt inside,
And there's no where to hide,
And there's no one on your side,
And it's killing your pride,
Never take hate outside,

When your heart is chocking,
The heavy words never spoken,
The things that hurt you inside,
When love has died,
Never take hate outside,

When your heart is gone,
From being alone,
And it beats a solemn tone,

When you're cold inside,
It's only a short ride,
Never take hate outside

Poem Details | by Shanity Rain |
Categories: beauty, birth, celebration, creation, culture, fish, future, god, history, humor, image, imagination, immigration, inspirational, life, magic, miracle, mystery, mythology, natural disasters, nature, night, nostalgia, ocean, old, science, sea, technology, voyage,

New Aquatic Species

Science in all fascination has discovered a species aquatic 

  Theorizing this new yet old species remained hidden as Merman  

  only to live in secret at the oceans floor the mermaid a tribe indigenous 

  once said to be myth yet all proof and technology film does not lie 

  Tsunamis has given the ocean a true glance of the man with webbed hands

  The species communes with dolphins will be under a microscope to analyze  ?

    " The World is not ready to see what I have "  Jacques Cousteau ~

         to be entered in The Science contest ~

Poem Details | by Poet. Undertaker |
Categories: humor,

Though Nothing Is a Miracle

Once there was a man called Uncle Miracle
This fellow's intellectual awakening is no miracle
though nothing is a miracle
though everything is miracle
bloody miracle is for believers! right Uncle?

Poem Details | by Sandison Jumbo |
Categories: funny, humorous,

Miracle Dinner

 Miracle dinner

Benny had gambled away his last buck
Hungry and couldn't believe his ill luck
He fell down and prayed
His neighbour's bird strayed
For dinner, he had a dish of roast duck!

July 2, 2017

Poem Details | by Maureen Mcgreavy |
Categories: humorous, introspection, poetry, poets,

The Miracle of Life

So I wrote a poem
About the miracle of life
And posted it quite proudly
However naming it
Life Insurance
I fear the soup finds dowdy

Poem Details | by Rudolph Rinaldi |
Categories: heaven, humor, humorous, inspiration, miracle, snow,

Heaven Sent

a snowflake falls from heaven 
lands on the tip of my nose 
and points the way

Poem Details | by Abiygayil Yisrael |
Categories: beautiful, cheer up, feelings, heaven, hilarious, miracle, thanksgiving,

On Ah Nice Breezy Day

On ah nice breezy day, as I lay on my bed and pray, there was no one to play with. But I often find myself feeling a lazy; and sometimes I think it's crazy to feel that way. But anyway, as  I lay here, thinking all crazy, and feeling all lazy, one thing that is for certain is this, I am glad about and not sad about is this, that the Good Lord had made a way, this day for me to enjoy his sweet and wonderful breeze, without me having to show my cheese (smile) and also my cheek  and to say please just to experience his beautiful and wonderful breeze.

Poem Details | by Paul Curtis |
Categories: funny

The Miracle of Flight

It has been said that the miracle of aviation
Is that the aeroplane is nothing more in interpretation
Than 50000 components flying in close formation
And hopefully all bound for the same destination

Poem Details | by Volodymyr Knyr |
Categories: art, humorous, men, miracle, sin,


Any vice is a good device 
for reclaiming a man from vice.

Volodymyr Knyr

Poem Details | by Jerry T Curtis |
Categories: humorous,

The Miracle Mcgee

McGee walked to the pub one night
And right inside the door
He saw a ten pound note
Just lying on the floor

The next day while at church
He told his Priest of the task
The Priest knew him well
And so he had to ask

"And I'm sure you did what Jesus would,
After finding such a find"
"Of course I did Dear Father Tim
I turned it into wine."

Poem Details | by Ravi Kiran |
Categories: giggle, humor, miracle,

God Bless the Stranger

I was sleepless late one night,
hungry and tired,
Not wanting to wake the housemates,
walked towards the fridge silently in darkness,
thinking, "god bless the stranger
who thought of installing a tiny bulb inside the fridge."

Poem Details | by Marycile Beer |
Categories: friendship, funny, imagination, old, miracle, old,


She sat there spell bound
It's so hard to believe
Never has she been speechless 
It’s a miracle it seems

No one could comprehend
Why the sudden change
Half time was over
It was back to the game.

The  miracle suddenly disappeared
She was her same old self
Her mouth in full gear
No one could figure what had happened here

Then a wise old man
Stood up and said
If we can’t watch the game
Your commercials are dead

                             Cile Beer

Poem Details | by Caren Krutsinger |
Categories: angel, dog, funny love, future, love, miracle, spiritual,

The Wise and Furious Elfmama and Me

Who will be at heaven? Elf Mama asked me.
She had a gap between her teeth and a one-trick pony
boob-chest which didn't seem to divide anywhere actually.
I put my head on it.
It was soft,
and it loved me.
Who will be in heaven?
The dogs, I thought. Only the dogs.
No one else loves like that.
You do, Elf Mama said.
I stuck out my tongue and woke up.

Poem Details | by Indiana Shaw |
Categories: animal, funny, humorous, miracle, satire,

Pigs Can Fly

Life is bloody amazing up here; I have never seen such a view
I have just wet my knickers, and I am about to follow through

I would have coped better; if only, I had known, I can really fly
But as I so accidentally fell off a cliff this really was my first try

Farmer McLeod is having kittens; he has just lost his prize pig
But I’m up here doing skydives, and couldn’t give a friggin’ fig 

You can take back all the rumours; that pigs in reality can’t fly
But just hold on there isn't that pig poop you have in your eye

Poem Details | by L Milton Hankins |
Categories: humor, water, weather,

Miracle Worker

Dallas baking sun water shortage July temps record highs Houston heat wave closes stores cities shut down threatens emergency standstill Texas Governor produces water from big limestone boulder they wish!
Written July 18, 2022

Poem Details | by Caren Krutsinger |
Categories: humor, memory, miracle, nostalgia,

Killed In the 50's

We were in danger all of our lives
We should have been killed probably
Jim fell from giant slide top
No helmets in 50’s
Merry go round game
So dangerous
Great fun

Poem Details | by Thompson Emate |
Categories: happy, hilarious, miracle,

The Old Lady's Tale - Hlm

In the countryside,
She dwelt with her little friend,
Bonded and stitched through.

This old lady from Pittsburgh,
Had her favourite chair infested with bugs,
She was sore displeased, 
But her worry eased,
When she found something under the rug.

a parcel that changed the tide of events – a harbinger of a new dawn.

February 10, 2022.

Poem Details | by Charles Coon |
Categories: celebration, funny, joy, miracle, truth,



Seems to

Challenge the


Clutch of



Defeating the

Desperate grasp

Of time.. 

It's comic and


Poem Details | by Panagiota Romios |
Categories: funny,

Weight Loss Miracle

Best way to stop being a large dork
       Put that utensil down, named your fork!


Poem Details | by Manon Boudreau Star Child Nebula |
Categories: blessing, god, humor, inspirational love, miracle, night, snow,

Fresh Fallen Snow

Did grace our nose
Spread our joy of laughter
As we played together
Neighbors did wonder
As they never seen snow like this gather
We had friendly snowball fights
Well into the night
Lights shined red and green
For our little eyes had seen
As Daddy plowed the snow
We followed him row by row
Special moments of Honor
Blessed by our Holy Father
As the snowflakes then spiraled
We witnessed God miracle