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Poem Details | by
A.O. Taner |
Categories:
august, beach, beautiful, cool, crush, deep, destiny, devotion, fantasy, feelings, first love, fishing, freedom, funny love, future, girlfriend, hope, i love you, i miss you, journey, joy, judgement, lost love, love, love hurts, meaningful, miracle, ocean, people, places, romance, sea, sensual, simple, spiritual, water, women, world,
Don't rush to wash off the sea salt
drying on your skin;
the hopes it carries from other oceans,
those remain yet to be seen.
Poem Details | by
Bill Baker |
Categories:
beach, bird, boy, funny, magic, miracle,
An adventurous lad named Ling,
By chance he found a talking ring.
Then a big surprise,
Right before his eyes,
It became a bird that could sing!
Poem Details | by
Dan Keir |
Categories:
allah, angel, angst, confusion, dream, education, faith, freedom, god, happiness, health, heaven, history, holocaust, hope, humorous, imagination, inspirational, introspection, jesus, journey, life, lonely, loss, lost, lost love, miracle, nature, on writing and words, pain, peace, people, philosophy, political, prayer, recovery from..., religious, sad, spiritual, stress, success, sympathy, teacher, time, write,
Beauty of nature
Why condense it down to God?
Isn’t life enough?
Poem Details | by
Dan Keir |
Categories:
allah, angel, angst, courage, dream, education, faith, fantasy, fear, funny, god, heaven, history, hope, humorous, imagination, inspirational, introspection, jesus, journey, life, lonely, loss, lost, lost love, love, miracle, mystery, nostalgia, on work and working, parody, passion, peace, people, philosophy, political, prayer, recovery from..., religion, religious, spiritual, stress, success, sympathy, teacher, time, write,
Omniscient guy
Yet he lets bad things happen
How can he exist?
Poem Details | by
Sheri Fresonke Harper |
Categories:
caregiving, devotion, funny, health, miracle, passion, sports, success,
Golfers ahead were really slow
because their dead balls just wouldn't go
we offered them beer,
later we found cheer--
they stepped aside to let it outflow.
Poem Details | by
Anthony Scandrick Ii |
Categories:
angel, beautiful, beauty, caregiving, childhood, confusion, courage, dark, daughter, death, dedication, depression, devotion, dream, faith, fear, forgiveness, freedom, friendship, girlfriend, grief, happiness, hate, heaven, hope, humorous, imagination, life, lonely, loss, lost, lost love, love, miracle, passion, peace, relationship, romance, romantic, sorrow, sorry, stress, sympathy, uplifting, heart, hate, hate, heart,
When you're hurt inside,
And there's no where to hide,
And there's no one on your side,
And it's killing your pride,
Inside,
Never take hate outside,
When your heart is chocking,
The heavy words never spoken,
The things that hurt you inside,
When love has died,
Inside,
Never take hate outside,
When your heart is gone,
From being alone,
And it beats a solemn tone,
When you're cold inside,
It's only a short ride,
Never take hate outside
Poem Details | by
Shanity Rain |
Categories:
beauty, birth, celebration, creation, culture, fish, future, god, history, humor, image, imagination, immigration, inspirational, life, magic, miracle, mystery, mythology, natural disasters, nature, night, nostalgia, ocean, old, science, sea, technology, voyage,
Science in all fascination has discovered a species aquatic
Theorizing this new yet old species remained hidden as Merman
only to live in secret at the oceans floor the mermaid a tribe indigenous
once said to be myth yet all proof and technology film does not lie
Tsunamis has given the ocean a true glance of the man with webbed hands
The species communes with dolphins will be under a microscope to analyze ?
" The World is not ready to see what I have " Jacques Cousteau ~
to be entered in The Science contest ~
Poem Details | by
Poet. Undertaker |
Categories:
humor,
Once there was a man called Uncle Miracle
This fellow's intellectual awakening is no miracle
though nothing is a miracle
though everything is miracle
bloody miracle is for believers! right Uncle?
Poem Details | by
Maureen Mcgreavy |
Categories:
humorous, introspection, poetry, poets,
So I wrote a poem
About the miracle of life
And posted it quite proudly
However naming it
Life Insurance
I fear the soup finds dowdy
Poem Details | by
Sandison Jumbo |
Categories:
funny, humorous,
Miracle dinner
Benny had gambled away his last buck
Hungry and couldn't believe his ill luck
He fell down and prayed
His neighbour's bird strayed
For dinner, he had a dish of roast duck!
July 2, 2017
Poem Details | by
Rudolph Rinaldi |
Categories:
heaven, humor, humorous, inspiration, miracle, snow,
a snowflake falls from heaven
lands on the tip of my nose
and points the way
Poem Details | by
Abiygayil Yisrael |
Categories:
beautiful, cheer up, feelings, heaven, hilarious, miracle, thanksgiving,
On ah nice breezy day, as I lay on my bed and pray, there was no one to play with. But I often find myself feeling a lazy; and sometimes I think it's crazy to feel that way. But anyway, as I lay here, thinking all crazy, and feeling all lazy, one thing that is for certain is this, I am glad about and not sad about is this, that the Good Lord had made a way, this day for me to enjoy his sweet and wonderful breeze, without me having to show my cheese (smile) and also my cheek and to say please just to experience his beautiful and wonderful breeze.
Poem Details | by
Paul Curtis |
Categories:
funny
It has been said that the miracle of aviation
Is that the aeroplane is nothing more in interpretation
Than 50000 components flying in close formation
And hopefully all bound for the same destination
Poem Details | by
Volodymyr Knyr |
Categories:
art, humorous, men, miracle, sin,
Any vice is a good device
for reclaiming a man from vice.
Volodymyr Knyr
2014
Poem Details | by
Jerry T Curtis |
Categories:
humorous,
McGee walked to the pub one night
And right inside the door
He saw a ten pound note
Just lying on the floor
The next day while at church
He told his Priest of the task
The Priest knew him well
And so he had to ask
"And I'm sure you did what Jesus would,
After finding such a find"
"Of course I did Dear Father Tim
I turned it into wine."
Poem Details | by
Ravi Kiran |
Categories:
giggle, humor, miracle,
I was sleepless late one night,
hungry and tired,
Not wanting to wake the housemates,
walked towards the fridge silently in darkness,
thinking, "god bless the stranger
who thought of installing a tiny bulb inside the fridge."
Poem Details | by
Caren Krutsinger |
Categories:
angel, dog, funny love, future, love, miracle, spiritual,
Who will be at heaven? Elf Mama asked me.
She had a gap between her teeth and a one-trick pony
boob-chest which didn't seem to divide anywhere actually.
I put my head on it.
It was soft,
and it loved me.
Who will be in heaven?
The dogs, I thought. Only the dogs.
No one else loves like that.
You do, Elf Mama said.
I stuck out my tongue and woke up.
Poem Details | by
Marycile Beer |
Categories:
friendship, funny, imagination, old, miracle, old,
She sat there spell bound
It's so hard to believe
Never has she been speechless
It’s a miracle it seems
No one could comprehend
Why the sudden change
Half time was over
It was back to the game.
The miracle suddenly disappeared
She was her same old self
Her mouth in full gear
No one could figure what had happened here
Then a wise old man
Stood up and said
If we can’t watch the game
Your commercials are dead
Cile Beer
Poem Details | by
L Milton Hankins |
Categories:
humor, water, weather,
Dallas
baking sun
water shortage
July temps record highs
Houston
heat wave
closes stores
cities shut down
threatens emergency
standstill
Texas
Governor
produces water
from big limestone boulder
they wish!
Written July 18, 2022
Poem Details | by
Caren Krutsinger |
Categories:
humor, memory, miracle, nostalgia,
We were in danger all of our lives
We should have been killed probably
Jim fell from giant slide top
No helmets in 50’s
Merry go round game
So dangerous
Amazing
Great fun
Death
Poem Details | by
Thompson Emate |
Categories:
happy, hilarious, miracle,
In the countryside,
She dwelt with her little friend,
Bonded and stitched through.
This old lady from Pittsburgh,
Had her favourite chair infested with bugs,
She was sore displeased,
But her worry eased,
When she found something under the rug.
a parcel that changed the tide of events – a harbinger of a new dawn.
February 10, 2022.
Poem Details | by
Charles Coon |
Categories:
celebration, funny, joy, miracle, truth,
Laughter
Seems to
Challenge the
Unquestioned
Clutch of
Separation..
Spontaneity
Defeating the
Desperate grasp
Of time..
It's comic and
Cosmic...????
Poem Details | by
Panagiota Romios |
Categories:
funny,
Best way to stop being a large dork
Put that utensil down, named your fork!
5/16/2021
Poem Details | by
Manon Boudreau Star Child Nebula |
Categories:
blessing, god, humor, inspirational love, miracle, night, snow,
Did grace our nose
Spread our joy of laughter
As we played together
Neighbors did wonder
As they never seen snow like this gather
We had friendly snowball fights
Well into the night
Lights shined red and green
For our little eyes had seen
As Daddy plowed the snow
We followed him row by row
Special moments of Honor
Blessed by our Holy Father
As the snowflakes then spiraled
We witnessed God miracle