Funny Poems About Missing You or Missing You Funny Poems

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Poem Details | by Nick Bagnall |
Categories: funny, loss

Missing you

She was wonderful and powerful
My object of desire
Her smooth clean face so beautiful
The apple of my eye

My love she had an accident
She fell from up on high
I found her broken body there
'Twas lying on the ground

Now all I have's her memory
The songs we used to share
Oh how I miss that ipod
My heart it megahertz

Poem Details | by A.O. Taner |
Categories: beautiful, beauty, courage, cute love, dark, deep, depression, desire, destiny, devotion, dream, first love, funny love, grief, happiness, heart, heartbreak, heartbroken, how i feel, i am, i love you, i miss you, innocence, irony, jealousy, lonely, longing, loss, lost, love, love hurts, miss you, missing, missing you, night, passion, psychological, romance, romantic, sad, sad love, silence, sky, sleep, solitude, sunset, true love,

Red Light

have you ever felt like 
the flashing red light on the roof,
lonely as ever
visible at night, useless by day?

in sync with its partner next door
for a quick kiss over a few flashes only 
then arguing again and again 
night in, night out.

have you ever felt like 
the flashing red light on the roof,
not signaling a warning to keep away
but sending a call for compassion?

using the dark pauses in between 
to yell the same name 
over and over and over
into the emptiness of each night.

have you ever felt like
the flashing red light on the roof,
being your silent cry
only heard by your eternal love?

Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: humorous, missing you, muse,


Once active, my muse has gone on strike I said come back, she said go take a hike! I tried dipping my pen in dark ink hand on brow; I’ve attempted to think I began writing a very sad sonnet - ended up with a second rate nonet! Next I thought I would write a fun verse t’was not funny it sounded quite terse Guess my muse has just drifted away I think she’s gone on a long holiday! Now abroad she is on a sojourn and I wonder when she will return Till then I’m a part time poet I’m bereft and I really know it! Part time poet Contest Sponsored by Michelle Faulkner 6/7/19

Poem Details | by Gershon Wolf |
Categories: funny, missing you, poets, word play,

A Certain Cunning Ham Named Tom

There's a certain cunning ham named Tom
Who once crafted limericks with aplomb
  Lately, no funny new lims
  Has Tom's funny bone dimmed -- NO 
His computer's been infected with ROM!

Poem Details | by A.O. Taner |
Categories: beautiful, change, cheer up, confidence, cool, courage, cute love, deep, destiny, emotions, environment, fantasy, fear, feelings, first love, for her, funny love, happiness, happy, how i feel, humanity, hyperbole, i am, i love you, inspiration, journey, joy, life, lost love, love, love hurts, miss you, missing, missing you, ocean, paradise, philosophy, pride, romance, romantic, senses, smile, spring, sunshine, travel, uplifting, wind,


imagine the rainbow being
the dark tunnel 
you've been stuck in for years

the lighthouse on the horizon,
the beam 
that gets brighter as it nears

get soaked in the rain,
feel the sun in your heart,
let go of all your fears. 

Poem Details | by Saahil Parwez |
Categories: hindi, humorous, metaphor, missing you, pain, philosophy, simile,


Teri Yaaden Mirch Ki Tarah Teekhi Hain
Jab Bhi Aati Aankhen Nam Kar Jaati Hain

Roz Main Tumko Cheeni Kha Ke Sochta Hun.

Poem Details | by A.O. Taner |
Categories: beautiful, cute love, dedication, desire, destiny, devotion, emotions, encouraging, funny love, girlfriend, grief, heart, heartbreak, heartbroken, how i feel, i love you, i miss you, innocence, kiss, love, love hurts, math, meaningful, miss you, missing, missing you, nice, passion, recovery from, romance, romantic, sad love, senses, sensual, symbolism, together, true love, voyage, wisdom, woman, word play,

4 Love

Love is a four letter word
she whispered into his ear,

So is four, as is word
he whispered back into her fear,

Such is "you and I"
cried his heart - she could hear,

Their cheeks hugged, eyes kissed
each shedding a single tear. 

Poem Details | by RUDOLPH RINALDI |
Categories: age, funny, identity, journey, missing you, sad,


I think
My computer has dementia
It keep asking me for 
my password 
my password

my password
I keep telling it--
I think
it has forgotten it 
My password

Poem Details | by A.O. Taner |
Categories: anxiety, beautiful, betrayal, change, cheer up, cool, creation, deep, destiny, drink, emotions, fate, feelings, first love, friend, friendship, funny love, grief, hope, how i feel, humanity, humor, humorous, i love you, i miss you, imagination, innocence, inspiration, lonely, lost love, love, miss you, missing, missing you, motivation, passion, poetry, relationship, romance, romantic, sad love,


love walks into a bar
sees hope drinkin' it away;
what's wrong, love asks
nothing's wrong, hope replies, 
nothing is wrong...

love turns to fate the bartender
and orders two shots of everything.

Poem Details | by Emenaha Godwin Holiday |
Categories: autumn, birthday, february, for her, humor, innocence, missing you,

Happy Birthday Rachael

Through the wee hours of the dawn
On a cold autumn night of 
February. The harmattan harsh
And dry breeze blowing

I overhear the leaves weepy-scratchy
Noise. Still but almost conscious,
Generously, her angelic face
Came, flashing, over my memory

And those valentine that passed, 
One whom cannot be forgotten.
Smiles as tender, Rachael,
Emenaha says "all the best".

Poem Details | by Sandra L. Weiss |
Categories: beautiful, dog, funny, heartbreak, loss, love, missing you,

Forever My Heart

without you
my husky girls
such a joy to me
beautiful in and out
gave me everything you could
making me laugh everyday
my natasha, nikita, maya
forever my girls, forever my heart

Poem Details | by Justin Raney |
Categories: funny, how i feel, missing you,

Damn Sheep

One sheep, two sheep, 
Three sheep, four, 
These sleepless nights, 
Oh hell here's some more,
It's one in the morning, 
I'm still counting sheep, 
Hoping that the next one, 
Puts me out so far deep, 
For I am ready to be, 
Where my eyes are shut, 
So I can get to that moment, 
And out of this rut, 
By dreaming about good times, 
When you are always around, 
It's like your right here, 
What is that sound, 
Well hell it's my alarm, 
Didn't even see what’s true, 
Because those damn sheep stopped me, 
From dreaming about you!!

Poem Details | by DIVINE LIFE |
Categories: change, deep, funny love, i miss you, missing you, remember, sad,

For Me

I hear the rain drops falling non stop but this time it didn't mask over my thoughts. 
Rather broke all I had blocked, 
I knew I had to get over such thoughts.
The thoughts about you. 
The way your lips touched my skin, and how you pulled all within. 
I want someone who is long gone, it was time that I moved on. 
See, your name is stamped across my chest... No worries I'll ripe a whole new skin. 
It's not your fault but I have to do this for myself.

Poem Details | by Johannes Kemp |
Categories: beauty, best friend, blessing, cute love, deep, emotions, fate, feelings, funny love, i love you, missing you, true love,

For You

I will lie
I wil cheat
I wil repeat
For you

I will crash a car 
I will climb Mount Everest 
I will set the world on fire
For you

I will empty the Pacific 
I will swim the whole Nile
I will move Kilimanjaro 
For you

Poem Details | by Giles Scott |
Categories: absence, god, humor, missing you, parody, philosophy, silence,

No Help

No Help

Oh God, our help in ages past,
But not much help since then.
It’s ages since we heard you last; 
When will you speak again?

Poem Details | by Fritz Purdum |
Categories: future, humorous, missing you, time, today,

Killing Time

Looking out my office window

The sun is shinning
The sky is blue
Forgive me if I daydream
A little over you

My work piles up
Time slips by
Nothing gets done
I've lost my drive

Why worry about tomorrow
When I have today
I'll let my future self
Regret this lazy day

The clock strikes five
I was ready at three
I'm out the door
Feeling free

I call your number
But you got overtime
So I sit home alone
Just killing time.

Poem Details | by Jerry T Curtis |
Categories: absence, appreciation, family, friendship, humor, missing, missing you,

A to P Soup

This was inspired by
Poet and Friend
Tim Smith
With his most recent piece
"Where Is Casarah"

"Call it what you want"
        I call it
        A to P Soup

Looking through the alphabet 
My smile begins to droop 
Although I see most of them
Some are missing in my soup

Where's the A, for Andy
Or the S for stands for Skat
And the C that's for Casarah
Where the 'Heck' could they be at

Remember, all my lost ones,
I'm an ardent fan
And the next time, that I'm making soup
I want you in the can

Poem Details | by Alex Nelson |
Categories: allusion, conflict, funny love, heartbroken, missing you, moving on, perspective,

no no

No pen for a pocket  
No purpose with a pull
No left with a reason
No right with a rule
No lessons on Tuesday  
No Wednesday at home
No makes for the model  
No data on the phone  
No recess like play tag
No fair with a wheel
No loving in a leaving  
No steady for a deal  
No next with rear view
No backseat like here
No address at Taylor rd.
No love seat like dear
No easy with an answer  
No always with a true
No echoes at here that
No misses there but you

Poem Details | by Joe DiMino |
Categories: angel, divorce, golf, humor, love hurts, missing you, wisdom,

Missing You

Oh to have one's heart-string strummed by a 
loving angel-like hand! Like lumps on a head
are those lumps on the heart, a read of life's 
mixtures of orchids and desert sand. Oh to see 
an angel-like smiling back...divine halogens on steroids!~
a lost vision to my ailing heart -- deeply regretting
our divorce...the absence of my home...with a pool...
a country-club setting, and that enviable Master's style
golf-course you so hated. Missing you.

Poem Details | by Anais vionet |
Categories: culture, funny, horror, humor, missing you, technology, teen,

welcome back poetrysoup

Welcome back PoetrySoup!
What the heck happened
Will we ever know the scoop?
Did the Aliens get you or better yet
Homeland security put your servers on a jet.
Or you bet all your money on Facebook stock
and the sun-cream fiasco put you in a head-lock?
Wait! The server caught COVID - which must be a first -
And your back online because its over the worst?
What ever it was - I’m REALLY glad to see you - 
‘Cause I’m a half-assed poet who REALLY needs you.
Welcome backkkkkkkkkkkkk!

Poem Details | by Anais vionet |
Categories: assonance, desire, humor, lust, missing you, teen,


Michael, why are you playing, so f-king hard to get?
I etched my number into your car, so you won't forget it.
I stalked you day and night just to prove my undying interest. 
Did you get the shower pix of you, I intend to post on Pinterest?
I climbed in through your skylight twice, I bet you didn’t know.
I hid in your workplace mensroom, but alas you never showed.
Michael dear, I’m getting vexed, didn’t you see my million texts?
I know that you’ve been busy and that relationships aren’t always easy.
Michael, don’t be capricious, satisfy my sordid misses.
You simply have to wave to me - I’m out here in the bushes.

ps, I write short stories too