Humorous and funny Mondays poems and/or funny poems about Mondays. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Mondays funny poems!
Written by
Anna Hopper
Categories:
humor,
Rainy Days and Mondays Contest
I contemplated a suitable description
To sum up my life. A truthful depiction
I considered a title for a romantic comedy
But I gave up romance, in exchange for monogamy
Humor is a product of my relentless misfortunes
I’m trapped in a recurrence of Monday mornings
In a permanent cloud. I’ll never get out
Indefinitely waiting on flowers to sprout
I realized my title should be gloomy and grey
I went with the name, Rainy Mondays
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
humor,
Bloody Mondays
A Lady of the Night took fright
When she saw her customer's plight
For Jack-the-Ripper
Held a glass slipper
On a Monday, nothing goes right!
Written by
Sathya Babu
Categories:
humorous, morning,
Rainy Days and Mondays
Like a persistent pest
it is an uninvited guest
it ousts me from cozy nest
only to snap my sweet rest
My Monday morning alarm
takes a slap on him with no harm
the day stares at my tantrum
after the alarm states its dictum
I pull myself out in gall
worst day with his wet pal
brings cold and chill rainfall
ever the two time it ill in call.
This double whammy that stirs
Rain and Monday take my slurs.
22-Feb-2018
Rainy Days And Mondays - Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Silent One
Written by
Virginia Waters
Categories:
confusion, humor, memory,
Mondays
Mondays are good, nice and easy,
never make me even a little queasy.
You see, there' s two days quite different
before, so a clear message gets sent.
Mondays I plan, fresh energy sizzles
Problems can start if there's rain or drizzles.
Tuesday's fine; especially if it is!
Thursdays though – I often forget
thinking it's Wednesday, I don't fret.
Woops the deadline's gone
I need an apology song!
Written 3 August 2018
Entered in Brian Strand's August 2018 Premiere Contest