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adventure, brother, fantasy, funny, funny love, giggle, girlfriend,
There once was a monkey named Frank
Who loved to walk the plank
He said too many jokes
Pulled too many hoaxe-s
Ha! Ha! Ha! Then he got a good spank
Who's that monkey in front of me
I dare to hang with you on a tree
Oh! What I do? Will you do?
Together we are like glue
Is that my flea or your flea?
~ Skat ~
fun, funny, giggle, humor, humorous, silly,
Adulthood is a bore -
I therefore withdraw.
All enquiries via Sock Monkey
When his odour-absorbing jaws flap
like this - bap bap -
then well done!
You have gained his engagement.
He is silent of course
(well - duh - no vocal cords),
which makes him neither rude, nor considerate.
What’s that? It appears
that he has no ears?
That’s entirely deliberate.
24 March 2019
I’m a monkey who lived all alone
So of I went and got me a clone
He looks just like me
Moved into my tree
And now he wants a clone of his own
funny, natural disasters, pets
Monkey see....monkey do...
Monkey took a poo poo...
Monkey pooed on my arm..
on my shirt...icky warm...
Monkey poo rings my alarm!
Monkey monkey...look at you!
Get this off...it's from your wah-zoo!!
Eep! eep! eep! said the monkey!
Then he squeezed his nose...
'cause it smelled funky!
animal, blessing, cool, crazy, feelings, happy, humorous,
Our little monkey is kind of funky
It's because he is a banana junky,
He has the biggest smile on his face
No other monkey could ever take his place,
Our monkey is cute when he jumps around
But, when his daddy says sleep time he better not make a sound,
Everyday he wakes up with a smile
Give our monkey and inch and he takes a mile,
It's okay it's alright
It's all about the monkey tonight.
Written By: Unique Poetry 2015
RAJAT KANTI CHAKRABARTY
fun, humor, nonsense,
A monkey once danced in an assembly of the Beasts
His tail was a terror the god's error full of cysts
The lion thumped his back
Tiger was on the rack
said Tail off your dances and get ready for the feasts
"A monkey........Beasts":: This line has been taken from "The Fables of Aeshop"
A Limerick for Monkey/Limerick/Fun-Humor-Nonsense
Copyright (C)RAJAT KANTI CHAKRABARTY 21 November 2014
animal, funny, giggle, humor, humorous, silly, tree,
One day in the jungle the world's biggest dope
Was swinging from trees on a very long rope.
When a pet monkey plotted a joke
To haul up water from which to soak,
Lathering the vines with big bubbles of soap.
Monkeys, apes, gorillas---all so close to human
They can sleep in any bed a hotel has extra room in
Wearing glasses, reading matter in hand
~ Primate scholars, intellectual Tarzans
Monkeys are subjected to personification
When from the jungle they are on vacation
We talk of 'monkey business' and 'monkey shines'
~ While a 'barrel of mankeys' is a fine, funny line
Monkey see, Monkey do
If you're a monkey, happy birthday to you!
Feel the need to monkey around?
~ Your spouse'll make a monkey (out) of you
To throw a monkey wrench into this poem
~ Just go ape over it. That'll show 'em
animals, funny, music,
The Organ Grinder is Grinding
The monkey isn't there
He ate to many bananas
Now he's in Hospital care
The Grinder keeps on turning
He's grinding that old crank
He's looking for donations
To put into his Bank
He's under lots of pressure
To pay the hospital bills
The monkey bit the doctor
He didn't want any pills
Life is such a grind
With a Monkey on his back
The doctor sued for all he's worth
Now he's living in a shack
fun, funny, hilarious, humor, humorous, silly, writing,
If you sit a monkey in front of a computer
There is a chance, no matter how far flung
That if it presses buttons at random
It will type a magnum opus
Well, I took a dictionary today
And guess what
The words were always there
I just picked and rearranged them
When your sittin' in your chair
With nothing else to do
Just think what if
A monkey had to poo
Would he sit and push it out
Or leave it in to stay
But if he were to do that
Would it really go away
Does he have a potty
Or a designated tree
Maybe it's the same place
He goes to take a pee
Possibly he has a spot
A place where he can go
After all this research
I guess we'll never know
While your sitting in you chair
Looking good as dead
Think about what if
A monkey poos on your head...
fun, funny, giggle,
There was such a snappy little monkey
I sold him a banana for paper money
Then a little lion cub
grasped onto my sub
I thought it was something kind of funky.
funny, life, mystery, seasons, old, old, new year,
The new year has arrived
With a new format for the brain
Made promises to myself
Made with intentions to keep
All the ones of the past
Now gone with an old year
One now at rest
One I gave all my best
Now like the old saying
It's time to
"See Monkey See"
My monkey and me,
were hanging out in a tree.
we hung out so long,
that he grew a strong,
res-em-belance to me.
That's not where it ends,
but rather where it bends.
we left both our lives,
and left by our wives,
still stayed best of friends.
So what shall we eat,
neither can cook a meat.
I'll pick from your fur,I know you'll concurr
A bountiful harvest of fleas!
The monkey’s brother said: “Mom’s gonna have a fit”
The giraffe replied “I’ve got the ring he must commit.”
They looked at her and said “WOW”
They looked at him and said “HOW”
He answered: “My brother put me up to it.”
John G. Lawless
allegory, analogy, animal, appreciation, humor, metaphor, rainforest,
swinging through the canopy
what a gripping tale
Hi-ku 2 contest 15/12/2020
Sponsored by Brian strand
Jessica Amanda Salmonson
animal, children, humorous, nonsense, nursery rhyme, preschool, silly,
Monkey hat, monkey hat
Who de dibble knitted dat?
If you die I hope dat I
Inherit de dam monkey hat.
animals, funny, nature,
We came from monkey's, so it is said
It is written down in books
According to some people I've seen
The monkey has better looks
Man was previously monkey
Out they jump, in they demolish
Near the tree, on the roofs
King they be, of their own
Eternal their fight with dogs
You see exactly you in mirror.
education, funny, imagination, philosophy,
Philosopher Carl Yung
had a theory...
Every hundredth monkey
would come up with a
new idea which all the
other monkeys adapted
for the development of
the group's collective...
There once was a thief from Indiana
Who specialized in stealing bananas---
He was lithe and thin
And moved like the wind---
In a monkey-themed yellow bandana
He struck when it was least suspected
Stunning each victim he selected---
Quickly in and out
They had no time to shout---
Darn monkey! I'll have you dissected!
animal, anxiety, fear, humorous, irony, murder, nature,
There once was a hunter named Ray
Who spotted a monkey to slay
While it was in sight
A snake wrapped him tight
Now the hunter became the prey!
I know a monkey
At the zoo
Big fat lazy ape
You make faces at him
And he'll throw faeces at you.
W.A CHOLT. Copyright Fergal O Reilly. 2019.
3rd grade, animal, appreciation, child, giggle, humor, uplifting,
“Your monkey odor is oozingly wild
You need scented face powder, not just mild…
With cologne, I’ll bathe you well,
My stuffed Apes' toys for good smell.”
...Midst hygiene-practice, that’s my special child.
May 23, 2019
Honorable Mention, "YOUR CHOICE LIGHT VERSE (wit,humour,wordplay,puns)" Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Brian Strand; judged on 6/28/2019.
animal, class, for teens, hilarious, humorous, nonsense, write,
One time I hired a monkey
He took notes for me in every class
I would just be sittin’ there
My mind a happy blank
Well my monkey, kept busy
Scribbling on little paper pieces
At the end of the fourth week
Teacher succinctly said,
“Now class, using all your notes
I want you to write a long report.”
So this is what I then penned
“Hello, my name Bingo!
I like to climb on tall things!
Can I have a gooey banana?
Eek Eek!” How’d I get an F!
I told mom about it,
The teacher liked him better!
Why’d the monkey make an A?
She said “My bad, I never told you!
Never trust a monkey!”