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Poem Details | by SKAT A |
Categories: adventure, brother, fantasy, funny, funny love, giggle, girlfriend,

Monkey See

Monkey See~

There once was a monkey named Frank
Who loved to walk the plank
He said too many jokes
Pulled too many hoaxe-s 
Ha! Ha! Ha! Then he got a good spank

*

Who's that monkey in front of me
I dare to hang with you on a tree
Oh! What I do? Will you do?
Together we are like glue
Is that my flea or your flea?

~ Skat ~

Contest~



Poem Details | by Nina Parmenter |
Categories: fun, funny, giggle, humor, humorous, silly,

Sock Monkey

Adulthood is a bore -
I therefore withdraw.
All enquiries via Sock Monkey 
(My agent.) 

When his odour-absorbing jaws flap
like this - bap bap -
then well done! 
You have gained his engagement. 

He is silent of course
(well - duh - no vocal cords),
which makes him neither rude, nor considerate. 

What’s that? It appears 
that he has no ears?
Ah yes.
That’s entirely deliberate. 



24 March 2019

Poem Details | by Margaret Foster |
Categories: funny,

Monkey see Monkey do

I’m a monkey who lived all alone So of I went and got me a clone He looks just like me Moved into my tree And now he wants a clone of his own

Poem Details | by Lawrence Ingle |
Categories: funny, natural disasters, pets

Monkey Poo

Monkey see....monkey do...
Monkey took a poo poo...
Monkey pooed on my arm..
on my shirt...icky warm...
Monkey poo rings my alarm!
Monkey monkey...look at you!
Get this off...it's from your wah-zoo!!
Eep! eep! eep! said the monkey!
Then he squeezed his nose...
'cause it smelled funky!


Poem Details | by Michelle Born |
Categories: animal, blessing, cool, crazy, feelings, happy, humorous,

Our Monkey



Our little monkey is kind of funky

It's because he is a banana junky,

He has the biggest smile on his face

No other monkey could ever take his place,

Our monkey is cute when he jumps around

But, when his daddy says sleep time he better not make a sound,

Everyday he wakes up with a smile

Give our monkey and inch and he takes a mile,

It's okay it's alright 

It's all about the monkey tonight.


Written By: Unique Poetry 2015

Poem Details | by RAJAT KANTI CHAKRABARTY |
Categories: fun, humor, nonsense,

A Limerick for Monkey

                   A monkey once danced in an assembly of the Beasts
                       His tail was a terror the god's error full of cysts
                                      The lion thumped his back
                                        Tiger was on the rack
                     said Tail off your dances and get ready for the feasts









                                                     NOTE
"A monkey........Beasts":: This line has been taken from "The Fables of Aeshop"


                     A Limerick for Monkey/Limerick/Fun-Humor-Nonsense 
               Copyright (C)RAJAT KANTI CHAKRABARTY 21 November 2014

Poem Details | by Richard Breese |
Categories: animal, funny, giggle, humor, humorous, silly, tree,

Monkey Business

One day in the jungle the world's biggest dope
Was swinging from trees on a very long rope.
When a pet monkey plotted a joke
To haul up water from which to soak,
Lathering the vines with big bubbles of soap.

Poem Details | by Gershon Wolf |
Categories: animal, humorous,

Monkey Sonnet

Monkeys, apes, gorillas---all so close to human
They can sleep in any bed a hotel has extra room in   
Wearing glasses, reading matter in hand 
  ~ Primate scholars, intellectual Tarzans

Monkeys are subjected to personification
When from the jungle they are on vacation
We talk of 'monkey business' and 'monkey shines'
  ~ While a 'barrel of mankeys' is a fine, funny line

Monkey see, Monkey do
If you're a monkey, happy birthday to you! 
Feel the need to monkey around?
  ~ Your spouse'll make a monkey (out) of you

To throw a monkey wrench into this poem
  ~ Just go ape over it.  That'll show 'em






Poem Details | by Richard Lamoureux |
Categories: animals, funny, music,

Monkey Blues

The Organ Grinder is Grinding
The monkey isn't there
He ate to many bananas
Now he's in Hospital care

The Grinder keeps on turning
He's grinding that old crank
He's looking for donations
To put into his Bank

He's under lots of pressure
To pay the hospital bills
The monkey bit the doctor
He didn't want any pills

Life is such a grind
With a Monkey on his back
The doctor sued for all he's worth
Now he's living in a shack

Poem Details | by John Pen |
Categories: fun, funny, hilarious, humor, humorous, silly, writing,

Maybe I am just another monkey

If you sit a monkey in front of a computer
There is a chance, no matter how far flung
That if it presses buttons at random
It will type a magnum opus
Well, I took a dictionary today
And guess what
The words were always there
I just picked and rearranged them

Poem Details | by Lisa Mook |
Categories: funny

If A Monkey Poos On You

When your sittin' in your chair
With nothing else to do 
Just think what if
A monkey had to poo
 
Would he sit and push it out
Or leave it in to stay
But if he were to do that
Would it really go away
 
Does he have a potty
Or a designated tree
Maybe it's the same place
He goes to take a pee
 
Possibly he has a spot
A place where he can go
After all this research
I guess we'll never know
 
While your sitting in you chair
Looking good as dead
Think about what if
A monkey poos on your head...



Poem Details | by Jessica Thompson |
Categories: fun, funny, giggle,

Funky Monkey

Funky Monkey
______________________________
There was such a snappy little monkey
 I sold him a banana for paper money
 Then a little lion cub
   grasped onto my sub
I thought it was something kind of funky.


5/24/14-Jessica Thompson

Poem Details | by Cecilia Patterson |
Categories: funny, life, mystery, seasons, old, old, new year,

See Monkey See

The new year has arrived
With a new format for the brain
Made promises to myself
Made with intentions to keep

All the ones of the past
Now gone with an old year
One now at rest
One I gave all my best

New patterns 
New people
New thoughts
New harbor
New begin 
New me

Now like the old saying
It's time to
"See Monkey See"

Poem Details | by Robert Dixon |
Categories: funny,

Monkey and me

My monkey and me,
were hanging out in a tree.
we hung out so long,
that he grew a strong,
res-em-belance to me.

That's not where it ends,
but rather where it bends.
we left both our lives,
and left by our wives,
still stayed best of friends.

So what shall we eat,
neither can cook a meat.
I'll pick from your fur,I know you'll concurr
A bountiful harvest of fleas!


Poem Details | by John lawless |
Categories: humor,

Monkey Business

Monkey Business

The monkey’s brother said: “Mom’s gonna have a fit”
The giraffe replied “I’ve got the ring he must commit.”
They looked at her and said “WOW”
They looked at him and said “HOW”
He answered: “My brother put me up to it.”


John G. Lawless
8/25/2017



Poem Details | by David Kavanagh |
Categories: allegory, analogy, animal, appreciation, humor, metaphor, rainforest,

monkey wrench


         prehensile primate
 swinging through the canopy 
        what a gripping tale

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Sponsored by Brian strand

Poem Details | by Jessica Amanda Salmonson |
Categories: animal, children, humorous, nonsense, nursery rhyme, preschool, silly,

Monkey Hat

Monkey hat, monkey hat
Who de dibble knitted dat?
If you die I hope dat I
Inherit de dam monkey hat.

Poem Details | by Dawn Drickman |
Categories: animals, funny, nature,

The Monkey

We came from monkey's, so it is said
It is written down in books
According to some people I've seen
The monkey has better looks

Poem Details | by vrushani thaker |
Categories: animals, funny

Monkey

Man was previously monkey
Out they jump, in they demolish
Near the tree, on the roofs
King they be, of their own
Eternal their fight with dogs
You see exactly you in mirror.

                                       by:-
                                       Vrushani Thaker

Poem Details | by Mariana pavlich |
Categories: education, funny, imagination, philosophy,

The 100th Monkey

Philosopher Carl Yung
had a theory...

Every hundredth monkey
would come up with a 
new idea which all the
other monkeys adapted
for the development of

the group's collective...
productivity.

Poem Details | by Gershon Wolf |
Categories: animal, humorous,

Monkey Thief

There once was a thief from Indiana
Who specialized in stealing bananas---
   He was lithe and thin
   And moved like the wind---
In a monkey-themed yellow bandana

He struck when it was least suspected
Stunning each victim he selected---
   Quickly in and out
   They had no time to shout---
Darn monkey!  I'll have you dissected!

Poem Details | by Justin Abdool |
Categories: animal, anxiety, fear, humorous, irony, murder, nature,

The Hunter and The Monkey

There once was a hunter named Ray
Who spotted a monkey to slay

While it was in sight
A snake wrapped him tight

Now the hunter became the prey!

Poem Details | by W.A. CHOLT |
Categories: humor, light,

Monkey

I know a monkey 
At the zoo
Big fat lazy ape
You make faces at him 
And he'll throw faeces at you. 



            W.A CHOLT. Copyright Fergal O Reilly. 2019.

Poem Details | by Beata Agustin |
Categories: 3rd grade, animal, appreciation, child, giggle, humor, uplifting,

MONKEY SCENT

“Your monkey odor is oozingly wild
You need scented face powder, not just mild…
With cologne, I’ll bathe you well,
My stuffed Apes' toys for good smell.”
...Midst hygiene-practice, that’s my special child.

May 23, 2019

Honorable Mention, "YOUR CHOICE LIGHT VERSE (wit,humour,wordplay,puns)" Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Brian Strand; judged on 6/28/2019.

Poem Details | by Laura Naville |
Categories: animal, class, for teens, hilarious, humorous, nonsense, write,

I Hired A Monkey

One time I hired a monkey 
He took notes for me in every class 
I would just be sittin’ there 
My mind a happy blank 
Well my monkey, kept busy 
Scribbling on little paper pieces 
At the end of the fourth week 
Teacher succinctly said,  
“Now class, using all your notes 
I want you to write a long report.” 
So this is what I then penned 
“Hello, my name Bingo! 
I like to climb on tall things! 
Can I have a gooey banana? 
Eek Eek!” How’d I get an F! 
I told mom about it, 
The teacher liked him better! 
Why’d the monkey make an A? 
She said “My bad, I never told you!
Never trust a monkey!”