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Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: humorous,

DECEPTION

Please don’t try to pull the wool over my eyes – I'm not a blind sheep! 10th February 2015


Poem Details | by Sunshine Smile |
Categories: best friend, cool, giggle, humor,

- Of Similarities -



All the slightest detais that make us so far apart, but so alike














21.05-2017
Sun :) - A-L Andresen :)
Copyright © All Rights Reserved

Poem Details | by Dale Gregory Cozart |
Categories: humor, light, poetry,

The Poet's Philosophy

i write metric verse therefore iamb.

Poem Details | by John Watt |
Categories: death, humorous,

Three Monokus Walk Into a Bar

don't challenge Death to a pillow fight or you will face Reaper cushions "Mr. Descartes, will you join us?" "I think not", he said, and disappeared the only time that cows will fall asleep is when it's pasture bedtime
Attribution: these one-liners were found online and the sources are unknown


Poem Details | by Tim Ryerson |
Categories: animal, funny, social,

Big Foot and I

Bigfoot often puts his foot in his mouth and he's got a big mouth too.



Poem Details | by John lawless |
Categories: humor, silly,

Battle of the Sexes - one liners

Battle of the Sexes??

Amorphous metrosexuals haggling over who’s going to hold the bags.


Sight seeing

Never ask directions of a man standing naked in a kayak


Hick up

Whiskey never asks permission of the permissive.


So sew

Thirty-three thimbles teetered on the table top.


Knothead

He drove the nail from one side of town to the other.


John G. Lawless
12/10/2015

submitted to – One liners 6,7,8,9,10
sponsor – Bev Smith

Poem Details | by Sunshine Smile |
Categories: humorous, night,

- I Won't Sleep -





             ~ It's summer time - the night is short ... the battery is full ~











14.06.2019
Sun :) - A-L Andresen :)
Copyright © All Rights Reserved
14 syllables

Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: humorous,

OOPS

Unplanned pregnancy...I guess it could be called a bit of a **** up! 7th April 2015

Poem Details | by John Hamilton |
Categories: humorous, imagery, men, relationship, women,

Chivalry is not dead

Chivalry is not dead...




Chivalry is not dead...just in a coma, on life support,
waiting for a woman to come along with the defibrillator!




John Derek Hamilton
July 20,2016

Poem Details | by Charlie Smith |
Categories: age, humorous,

Old Age



     Imagination never diminishes with age;

     on the contrary,
  
     the loss of memory only enhances 

     the thoughts of what usta be...

Poem Details | by Michelle Faulkner |
Categories: appreciation, humor, poetess,

Mayhem's Mistress

Mayhem's mistress of sweeter meter ~
                             prime time's rhymes - Nina Parmenter!

1/13/21

'Tease a Friend' contest
Sponsor: Bobby May

Poem Details | by cheryl hoffman |
Categories: humor, vanity,

Eyebrow Vanity

At times my eyebrows can be my own arch enemies



12-22-17

Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: conflict, humorous,

EMPOWERED

My finger hovers over that little red button… should I press it? 10~09~16

Poem Details | by Demetrios Trifiatis |
Categories: humorous, life,

THE ADDICTION







Seduced by life's innumerable challenges my heart is addicted to...living! 






© Demetrios Trifiatis
       22 April 2018

Poem Details | by John lawless |
Categories: humor,

Leaf Jumpers

Leaf Jumpers

The leaves don’t fall they jump before the Squirrels push them.


John G. Lawless
10/28/2016

Poem Details | by Sunita U.D Palawon |
Categories: confusion, happiness, hilarious, love,

Crazy love

Crazy lovers; after each fight...a kid!

Poem Details | by Darlene De Beaulieu |
Categories: humor,

Lets Have A Good Laugh

Lets have a good laugh, ha-ha- hah ha-ha
Now that we laughed,I feel better, Do you?

Poem Details | by Chantelle Anne Cooke |
Categories: cat, hilarious,

Kitty Cat Comments

Paws of playful delight meow in mischief as I type...

January 30th 2019

Poem Details | by Maureen McGreavy |
Categories: appreciation, humor, life, woman,

Meeting Mid Life



                         hello hot flashes   goodbye mad dashes





December 20th, 2018

Poem Details | by John Watt |
Categories: humor,

Monoku Monday - Book Worms

i'm reading a book about anti-gravity I can't put it down that bio of Led Zeppelin's guitarist is a real Page turner don't miss this: "Dummies For Dummies" by Charlie McCarthy and Lamb Chop i'll admit there is a time and place for books in my hand and right now in one college course we read books about candy the class was Choc Lit today I got hit on the head by a book I have my shelf to blame
[humor attribution: all humor found online of unknown origin]

Poem Details | by Bobby May |
Categories: humor,

The Village Idiot

To Quick To Speak To Dumb To Hear

Poem Details | by John Watt |
Categories: humor,

Monoku Monday - Dubious Definitions

narcissist: a person who is always me-deep in conversation inflation: the thing that makes balloons bigger and candy bars smaller politician: one who will do anything for workers but be one cynic: a person who smells flowers and starts looking for a coffin centipede: when you only emptied one one-hundredth of your bladder decaffeinated: a mama cow after giving birth
[humor attributions: number 5 by Edmo Snord, all others found online]

Poem Details | by George Aul |
Categories: humor,

Red Light

Love is never having to say, "My dearest, slow down on the chocolates!"


For "Roses are Red - One Liner" contest by Alexis Y.

Poem Details | by John lawless |
Categories: humor, word play,

CAT NIP

THEY GAVE THE CAT A TONIC.....NOW HE IS.


John G. Lawless
©5/8/2019

Poem Details | by ALKAS POETRY |
Categories: allusion, creation, humorous, satire, wisdom,

MIRANDA SAYING




          While love is totally blind, the body behaves  as voyeur in  mind