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Poem Details | by Jan Allison |
Categories: humorous,


Please don’t try to pull the wool over my eyes – I'm not a blind sheep! 10th February 2015

Poem Details | by Anne-Lise Andresen |
Categories: best friend, cool, giggle, humor,

- of Similarities -

All the slightest detais that make us so far apart, but so alike

Sun :) - A-L Andresen :)
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Poem Details | by Dale Gregory Cozart |
Categories: humor, light, poetry,

The Poet's Philosophy

i write metric verse therefore iamb.

Poem Details | by John Lawless |
Categories: humor, writing,


I write because no one listens.


Poem Details | by Tim Ryerson |
Categories: animal, funny, social,

Big Foot and I

Bigfoot often puts his foot in his mouth and he's got a big mouth too.

Poem Details | by Michelle Faulkner |
Categories: appreciation, humor, poetess,

Mayhem's Mistress

Mayhem's mistress of sweeter meter ~
                             prime time's rhymes - Nina Parmenter!


'Tease a Friend' contest
Sponsor: Bobby May

Poem Details | by Charlie Smith |
Categories: age, humorous,

Old Age

Imagination never diminishes with age;

     on the contrary,
     the loss of memory only enhances 

     the thoughts of what usta be...

Poem Details | by John Lawless |
Categories: humor, silly,

Battle of the Sexes - One Liners

Battle of the Sexes??

Amorphous metrosexuals haggling over who’s going to hold the bags.

Sight seeing

Never ask directions of a man standing naked in a kayak

Hick up

Whiskey never asks permission of the permissive.

So sew

Thirty-three thimbles teetered on the table top.


He drove the nail from one side of town to the other.

John G. Lawless

submitted to – One liners 6,7,8,9,10
sponsor – Bev Smith

Poem Details | by John Hamilton |
Categories: humorous, imagery, men, relationship, women,

Chivalry Is Not Dead

Chivalry is not dead...

Chivalry is not dead...just in a coma, on life support,
waiting for a woman to come along with the defibrillator!

John Derek Hamilton
July 20,2016

Poem Details | by Jan Allison |
Categories: humorous,


Unplanned pregnancy...I guess it could be called a bit of a **** up! 7th April 2015

Poem Details | by John Watt |
Categories: humor,

Rhyme and Pun Ishment

i would love to have the chance to ask the dog star      are you Sirius?

John Tirious won't tell people his daughter's name      it's Miss Tirious

if i were fuzzy wuzzy and lost all my hair     i'd be furrious

when songwriters erase      are they "decomposing" or "delyrious"?

[i should know better than to dabble in such puns, after all i am a groan man]

Poem Details | by Cheryl Hoffman |
Categories: humor, vanity,

Eyebrow Vanity

At times my eyebrows can be my own arch enemies


Poem Details | by Sunita U.D Palawon |
Categories: confusion, happiness, hilarious, love,

Crazy Love

Crazy lovers; after each fight...a kid!

Poem Details | by Gershon Wolf |
Categories: age, health, humor,

Your Age Described

Your age may best be described
                              ~ by the type of pills you are prescribed

Poem Details | by Demetrios Trifiatis |
Categories: humorous, life,

The Addiction

Seduced by life's innumerable challenges my heart is addicted! 

© Demetrios Trifiatis
       22 April 2018

Poem Details | by David Kavanagh |
Categories: allegory, humor, perspective,

Winter Is Not Forever

winked tortoise to the snail ~ the hare was already springing past summer 

Winter is not Forever Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: BJ Legros Kelley 
Howmanysyllables 17

Poem Details | by Maureen Mcgreavy |
Categories: appreciation, humor, life, woman,

Meeting Mid Life

hello hot flashes   goodbye mad dashes

December 20th, 2018

Poem Details | by Darlene De Beaulieu |
Categories: humor,

Lets Have a Good Laugh

Lets have a good laugh, ha-ha- hah ha-ha
Now that we laughed,I feel better, Do you?

Poem Details | by Jan Allison |
Categories: conflict, humorous,


My finger hovers over that little red button… should I press it? 10~09~16

Poem Details | by Joan C. Fingon |
Categories: humor, imagery, insect,


a drunken honey bee staggers off  a red juicy blossom

Poem Details | by Alkas Poetry |
Categories: allusion, creation, humorous, satire, wisdom,

Miranda Saying

While love is totally blind, the body behaves  as voyeur in  mind

Poem Details | by John Lawless |
Categories: fun, humor, nature,

Mono Ku Ku

if Basho’s frog jumps
and no one hears the splash
katydids quarrel

does the sound
of one hand clapping
surprise the wind

cold mountain winds
an eerie sound of echoes
humming to themselves

a brown tinged cornfield
withers in the heat
as scarecrows weep

an empty birdfeeder
rattles in the breeze
a patient cat waits

city thunderstorm
awakened asphalt artist
oily painted rainbows

John G. Lawless

Poem Details | by Lin Lane |
Categories: humor,

Squawk Squawk

~ This Monoku was requested by a friend ~ based on a comment made ~

 I found a good use for a switch of birch ~ preaching parrot on a perch

Poem Details | by John Lawless |
Categories: humor,

Leaf Jumpers

Leaf Jumpers

The leaves don’t fall they jump before the Squirrels push them.

John G. Lawless

Poem Details | by Bobby May |
Categories: humor,

The Village Idiot

To Quick To Speak To Dumb To Hear