Humorous and funny Monoku poems and/or funny poems about Monoku. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Monoku funny poems!
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
anti bullying, conflict, how i feel, humorous, irony, words, writing,
HIPPOPOTOMONSTROSEQUIPPEDALIOPHOBIA IS A VERY LONG WORD
I have just discovered the real definition
of irony
The word Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
What a lengthy word to describe the fear of long
words - how ironic!
Written by
Anne-Lise Andresen
Categories:
best friend, cool, giggle, humor,
- of Similarities -
All the slightest detais that make us so far apart, but so alike
21.05-2017
Sun :) - A-L Andresen :)
Copyright © All Rights Reserved
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
humorous,
Deception
Please don’t try to pull the wool over my eyes – I'm not a blind sheep!
10th February 2015
Written by
Dale Gregory Cozart
Categories:
humor, light, poetry,
The Poet's Philosophy
i write metric verse therefore iamb.
Written by
John Lawless
Categories:
humor, writing,
Because
I write because no one listens.
8/28/2022
Written by
Tim Ryerson
Categories:
animal, funny, social,
Big Foot and I
Bigfoot often puts his foot in his mouth and he's got a big mouth too.
Written by
Michelle Faulkner
Categories:
appreciation, humor, poetess,
Mayhem's Mistress
Mayhem's mistress of sweeter meter ~
prime time's rhymes - Nina Parmenter!
1/13/21
'Tease a Friend' contest
Sponsor: Bobby May
Written by
Charlie Smith
Categories:
age, humorous,
Old Age
Imagination never diminishes with age;
on the contrary,
the loss of memory only enhances
the thoughts of what usta be...
Written by
John Lawless
Categories:
humor, silly,
Battle of the Sexes - One Liners
Battle of the Sexes??
Amorphous metrosexuals haggling over who’s going to hold the bags.
Sight seeing
Never ask directions of a man standing naked in a kayak
Hick up
Whiskey never asks permission of the permissive.
So sew
Thirty-three thimbles teetered on the table top.
Knothead
He drove the nail from one side of town to the other.
John G. Lawless
12/10/2015
submitted to – One liners 6,7,8,9,10
sponsor – Bev Smith
Written by
John Hamilton
Categories:
humorous, imagery, men, relationship, women,
Chivalry Is Not Dead
Chivalry is not dead...
Chivalry is not dead...just in a coma, on life support,
waiting for a woman to come along with the defibrillator!
John Derek Hamilton
July 20,2016
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
humorous,
Oops
Unplanned pregnancy...I guess it could be called a bit of a **** up!
7th April 2015
Written by
John Watt
Categories:
humor,
Rhyme and Pun Ishment
i would love to have the chance to ask the dog star are you Sirius?
John Tirious won't tell people his daughter's name it's Miss Tirious
if i were fuzzy wuzzy and lost all my hair i'd be furrious
when songwriters erase are they "decomposing" or "delyrious"?
[i should know better than to dabble in such puns, after all i am a groan man]
Written by
David Kavanagh
Categories:
allegory, humor, perspective,
Winter Is Not Forever
winked tortoise to the snail ~ the hare was already springing past summer
Winter is not Forever Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: BJ Legros Kelley
Howmanysyllables 17
15/02/23
Written by
Cheryl Hoffman
Categories:
humor, vanity,
Eyebrow Vanity
At times my eyebrows can be my own arch enemies
12-22-17
Written by
Sunita U.D Palawon
Categories:
confusion, happiness, hilarious, love,
Crazy Love
Crazy lovers; after each fight...a kid!
Written by
Demetrios Trifiatis
Categories:
humorous, life,
The Addiction
Seduced by life's innumerable challenges my heart is addicted to...living!
© Demetrios Trifiatis
22 April 2018
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
age, health, humor,
Your Age Described
Your age may best be described
~ by the type of pills you are prescribed
Written by
Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart
Categories:
appreciation, humor, life, woman,
Meeting Mid Life
hello hot flashes goodbye mad dashes
December 20th, 2018
Written by
Joan C. Fingon
Categories:
humor, imagery, insect,
Fullfilled
a drunken honey bee staggers off a red juicy blossom
Written by
Darlene De Beaulieu
Categories:
humor,
Lets Have a Good Laugh
Lets have a good laugh, ha-ha- hah ha-ha
Now that we laughed,I feel better, Do you?
Written by
Lin Lane
Categories:
humor,
Squawk Squawk
~ This Monoku was requested by a friend ~ based on a comment made ~
I found a good use for a switch of birch ~ preaching parrot on a perch
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
conflict, humorous,
Empowered
My finger hovers over that little red button… should I press it?
10~09~16
Written by
Alkas Poetry
Categories:
allusion, creation, humorous, satire, wisdom,
Miranda Saying
While love is totally blind, the body behaves as voyeur in mind
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
humorous, poetry,
'perfect' Poetry Put Downs
Some consider they pen perfect poems -
me, I just write about poop!
I'd win the No Bull Poetree prise butt speelling is knot my forty!
07/27/23
Written by
Bobby May
Categories:
humor,
The Village Idiot
To Quick To Speak To Dumb To Hear