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giggle, humorous, morning,
Good morning World.
and your warm
prying open my eyes.
Robbing me of my
my semiconscious bliss.
Leaving the remnants
of my peace
laying scattered across
my face and through
Your rising light
shrinking the shadows
of my freedom.
I will not be seduced
by your clear blue promises.
For your pressing realities
already taste foul
in my mouth.
Leave me Morning
to my diminishing serenity.
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children, family, humor, husband, imagery, stress,
Monday Morning Madness
Just because the morning starts
like the morning straight from hell,
and the little one is screaming
and you need a magic spell,
just because you burned the pancakes
and the bacon, well it’s crisp,
do not rant and rave and stutter
or you’ll acquire a nasty lisp!
If your husband’s little habits
drive you batty, do not fret,
but don’t fill his cup with poison;
well, perhaps at least not yet!
If the dog destroyed your curtains
and your mother-in-law is back,
and you hurt your precious pinky
when you tried to nail a tack,
do not turn suicidal
and do not give up, no way!
After all it’s just the morning!
You still have the whole damn day!
There's a blond poetess out there
At her picture I delightedly stare
Admiring her curves and shapes
Oh man I do wish to drape
In the morning we awaken all bare
The farmer’s **** rises each morning
It signals a new day is dawning
His wife ignores him in bed
Says she’s got a bad head
Perhaps she requires pre-warning
NB I BREAK NO RULES POSTING BAWDY LIMERICKS - THE FORM IS BY NATURE ALLOWED TO BE RIBALD AND I GIVE WARNING THE POEM MAY CONTAIN INNUENDO
JSLambert Mister ROBOTO
angst, confusion, depression, funny, girlfriend-boyfriend, introspection, life, love, passion, people, philosophy, romance, social, sorry
not sure how she got here
only know she needs to leave
underneath the stranger
my arm numb; asleep,
mouth a desert.
a hundred dead cigarettes dance my tongue dry
princess of night
exposed by light.
get me out of this;
another dreaded morning mess.
along with my will.
I swore never again;
the lie is half the thrill.
Sheri Fresonke Harper
food, funny, morning, senses,
sun up at my feet
fresh bread, bacon sizzling scent
I guess not awake
The culprit asleep
Upstairs. I go cross-eyed.
Lego in my shoe.
There once was this lady I was desiring
Upon meeting she became so damn tiring
She kept me up all night
And fatigued I took fright
I hope that it was blanks I was firing
Write a poem…
I'm not without passion,
I keep it controlled.
To temper the action,
that's my role.
Not to say I am passive,
don't care to relate.
If I need to elevate,
the key I keep
is to where flame
Summer is ending.
Where did it go,
maybe the cicadas know,
singing their lives out
with a corporate shout.
Where did it go,
to make room for snow?
We have none here.
Less reason to fear
the end is near.
care, funny, funny love, good morning, good night, goodbye,
Plastic coffee cup
with the plastic lid
I am hot and wet
Handle me with care
Do not microwave
children, kids, funny, how i feel, humor, humorous, morning, sleep, weather,
It's warm beneath this duvet.
Outside it's cold and grey.
I wish I could roll over
And stay in bed today.
There's things I should be doing,
But if you'd let me choose
I'd stay beneath this duvet
And keep on pressing snooze
I woke up in a Saturday Morning
sleeping in too late.
It is a little boring
this is the mood I really hate.
I missed all of my favorite cartoons
its now 11 o'clock.
Maybe I should play with my harpoon
but I know I'll just be told to stop.
While I'm writing this poem
my brother comes up to me and says hey.
Then I go to my friends home
and that is what makes my Saturday.
dream, funny, good morning, holiday, morning, sleep,
rooster breaks a dreamy sleep
good morning, good night, humorous, january, morning, sleep, winter,
Look out the window
And enjoy the eastern glow
Now get out of bed
Feet on a cold floor
In the middle of winter
Now get back in bed
Good morning ladies and gentleman; this is KVY in Cinncinatti
Has anyone out there seen a bloody red Spaghettini?
Does anyone out there even know what it is?
Well, guess what, I don't know what it is also!
Must have been seeing double, double
Cause I had drank three double, double of rummies!!
Written: Nov. 22,2015
humor, sleep, , Lullaby,
Awaken to the early morning sun
dew gently clings to the grass
The freshness of crisp morning air
Feels breath-taking and pure
The birds awaken before sunrise
a variety of melodies float
upon the mornings cool air
Harmony exists in song
Get up , get ready to start the day
No signs of laziness do I display
Up and at it is a motto I keep
But man I need another hour of sleep
The birds sang this lullaby
My eyes closed I gave a sigh
Next it was high noon
Guess I will get up for this afternoon.
What gets me up each morning from my bed
is first, my cats, wanting to be fed.
One cat would even hit my head!
To work I must be, or else
I’d lie there cozily
I get up
For Ed Ebb's
What makes you wake up each and everyday! Poetry Contest
This isn’t a fisherman’s story -
Chris woke to a huge morning glory
But until it goes down
Poor Chris wears a big frown
As he can’t use the lavatory!
Posted with kind permission of Chris Green
Inspired by banter after reading his poem ‘When I look at you’
africa, encouraging, good morning, humor, power,
Am alive again
Am alive again
Here we go
Am alive again.
dog, funny, good morning, morning, muse, pollution,
Wisping kitchen sunlight
through dust and wood smoke.
Golden hairs from her body
from a shake as she woke.
Rising up gently
slowly down as they float.
And brushing my oatmeal
with a fresh yellow coat.
brother, clothes, death, hope, humor, morning, simple,
Even in the last days you need clean clothes;
therefore you may be found in the laundry
mornings, small task against the larger one
of not breathing. With simple joy
men may forget to fear their deaths.
Six inches of snow reminds us of its dominance
in a pleasant way. Coming and going of sleep,
circling of the moon around the earth, earth
around the sun. The great man dies
and this makes death more noble for us all.
It is with joy that I accept the pains
that herald my end. I do my job well.
I go to the well and break the ice for water.
The bucket comes up full of dying wonder.
I sipped a cup of coffee one fine morning,
and said to myself, "This is quite boring!"
I felt a tad bit too dead
so into the pot went my head,
because THIS wakes up you in the morning!
angst, depression, dog, funny, good morning, humor, muse, pets,
Oh what joy it seems to me
Drinking an early morning tea.
While watching the sun rise across the Bay
Changing night into day.
My Maltese, lies stretched across my knees
Knows he's not here to play but me to please,
But, my time to meditate just went sour
Oh God – What is the hour?
Not time to mediate
Just to contemplate.
Mistakes I've made and things I dread
How fast can I get back to bed?
One last thing so you don't get bit.
NOLI TANGERE CANEM MEAN. MORDIt !
It is what I wrote on his tag
So disregard those speedy wags.
Hope I spelled that right.
It means: "DON'T PAT MY DOG, HE BITES !"
food, good morning, humor,
Low in sugar, salt and fat
Source of protein
I’m glad of that
High in fibre
Vitamins and iron
It’s on this box
That I’m desiring
Building strength for my body
Healthy eating I like mine soggy
Creating energy for you and me
I like a bowl with a cup of tea
Mix with fruit if you like
These Weetabix are a sure delight
Whole grain wheat is what there made from
Three or four will make me so strong
Have you had your Weetabix today!!
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