Humorous and funny Mosquito poems and/or funny poems about Mosquito. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Mosquito funny poems!
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
humorous, insect,
Mosquito Mayhem
Today I met a mosquito
It wasn’t very fun
She bit me here, she nipped me there
(she even bit my bum)
But I had the last laugh...
I squashed her with my thumb!
1st November 2015
Written by
Geoffrey Brewer
Categories:
humor, insect,
Veto the Mosquito Wbm
When God made the beasts, in days of old
It seems He lacked quality control
That surely would veto
The cursed mosquito
And preclude all that itching untold
Written by
Misheel Chuluun
Categories:
funny
Like the Haphazard Mosquito...
Like the haphazard mosquito that
flew right into your mouth, the
news i got today
said you died
Written by
Gerard Keogh Jr.
Categories:
animals, fantasy, funny
Hello, Humans. I Am a Mosquito.
What I work for is here in my sack.
Feed my young so we all can buzz back.
You're just the right type.
Let's hook up my pipe.
We'll have a nice meal. OH NO! SMACK!
Written by
Glenn Sentes
Categories:
funny
Mosquito Bite
I took an oath from thy God’s face
That life dwelling on earth I raise
Cuddle what breathes in this thick case
But you that slurp my red
Deserve no love nor an embrace
Slap! You die yet I bled.
© Glenn L. Sentes
July 4, 2011
Written by
Poet. Undertaker
Categories:
humor, humorous,
Dirty Mosquito
Form:Balassi Stanza.
On a trek to deep jungle,
tired I, fell by hay bundle.
a giant wild female mosquito,
humming my favorite song,
crossing all bounds to bang,
licked me whole; dirty wild mosquito!
kissed my eyes, nose, cheek.
not my blood. bloody ,my love it seeks!
pheromone pulls this mosquito!
my sweat has this filthy stuff extra!
my sweat has this filthy stuff extra!
Pheromone pulls this mosquito!
28-11-2013.
Written for the contest “The Balassi Stanza Contest” by Dr.Ram Mehta.
Written by
Paula Goldsmith
Categories:
food, humor, night, red, summer,
Mosquito Attack
This morning I awoke
I am red from head~toe
I look silly
Last night I was dinner
they feasted on me
I filled them up
Tonight comes a trap
a net around my bed
bug candles aglow
Date Written: 8/22/2021
Written by
Deborah Burch
Categories:
funny, nature, satire,
Mosquito Sneeze
Mosquito Sneeze
I was just about to sneeze,
When I felt a mosquito
Squat firmly upon my nose
And watched it "bite me"!
"Ah-Choo!" And up it arose
In search of another drink,
Gliding gently where he thinks--
On ^Rick's head--drilling!
~deborah burch
4/09/2011
Written by
David Sollis
Categories:
animal, fun, funny, humor, humorous,
Mosquito
Announcing your arrival
in a high-pitch buzzing-tone.
As a tactic for survival,
you're seldom on your own.
Red lumps display where you have been.
Often felt, though rarely seen.
But if I catch a glimpse of you,
my little vampire chum,
I'll make sure you get what you're due,
and squash you with my thumb!
Inspired by my packing to go on vacation, I posted this poem on my blog about a month ago, along with one of my illustrations. you can see it by here -
http://tap-p.com/2014/08/01/mosquito/
Written by
Anil Deo
Categories:
analogy, fear, humor, insect, world, world war i, world war ii,
Reporting From the Mosquito Front
A man with towel and cellphone
Returned with news, The enemy's gone!
Locking the bedroom door
He'd piled bodies on the floor
But Zweeee! He forgot one last one
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
death, humorous, insect,
Mosquito Massacre - Shocking Report
Well, fellow stinging malarial insects
They really chloroformed us this time
You got the latest stats, Buzzer?
Check, Bleeder: Read 'em and weep
3,400,000 dead; 1 wounded
Just a minute, there, Buzzer. One wounded?
That's right, Bleeder. Critical condition too
What's this weirdo's diagnosis, if I may ask?
Check, Bleeder. Doc says he was OTAA on-arrival
And just what is OTAA?
Over-the-anthill-anyway, sir.
Check, Buzzer... He gone!
Written by
Anil Deo
Categories:
anger, bullying, feelings, funny, humor, insect,
Mosquito Wars Update
One night during the Great Mosquito Wars
After a three-hour struggle
Using subterfuge, with candles, lights, "gas" -
There was not a single sighting
About the third hour, into the wee-est hours
I felt a movement (by the enemy)
Quick as a flash, my hands slapped my knee:
Not a Mighty Mosquito, not even a fly, just a flea
Written by
Itumeleng Cangua
Categories:
care, cheer up, crush, death, funny, gothic, violence,
The Mosquito
17-01-2025
A mosquito on
My hand-suddenly a sharp
Swat turns the place still
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
food, giggle, insect,
On Missing the Mosquito
I do not miss the mosquito
buzzing in my ear
Neither do I miss him
when my beard he’s near
I only miss him when I need
a little ketchup on my meat
Since his sack of human blood
is my favorite spicy treat