Humorous and funny Mother_Son poems and/or funny poems about Mother_Son. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Mother_Son funny poems!
Written by
Sandra Haight
Categories:
humor, mother, son,
Elizabeth's Throne
Elizabeth’s Throne
You still sit on England’s grand throne!
For sixty plus years crown you own!
Your subjects all wait—
Will you abdicate?
Will Charles make it to the King zone?
© Sandra M. Haight 2015
All Rights Reserved
~1st Place
Contest: Long Live the Queen
Sponsor: Judy Konos
Judged: 06/06/2015
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Written by
Lisa Bailey
Categories:
childhood, funny, mother, son, mother,
Mother May I
Mother may I
Go out and play
My child
Have you cleaned your room today
Are your toys packed away
in your toy chest with care
Yes mother yes
its all in there
Did you make your bed
like i showed you how
yes mother yes
may I go now
Yes son yes
after a brief inspection
son shakes his head
not what I was expecting
Never-mind mother
I'm going to my room
oh by the way
can you hand me the broom?
Written by
D. C. Jordan
Categories:
boyfriend, feelings, humor, mother son,
Girl From Wheeling
There was a young lady from Wheeling
West Virginia, that is
Who had a peculiar feeling that
Her boyfriend Jack was cheating
She took it to his Mom
“Mom” she said, “your son Jack
Is really pissing me off.
I'm ready to hit the ceiling.”
“Ya know,” Mom said, “You crack me up.
I'm tickled he goes to your head
He irritates me the same way about you
So I tell him to stay unwed.”
So Mom was the other woman
The young lady from Wheeling suspected
So she lay on her back and considered Mom amd Jack
“I would like to see them dissected!”
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
humorous, husband, i love you, mother son, wisdom, boxing day,
My Parting Gifts
The time has come for me to say goodbye forever
I am not brilliant at expressing my emotions
But in the words of ‘Sealion Dion’ ….
‘I will always love you’
If you check in the filing cabinet
You will find my portfolio of shares
I have kept the Woolworth's certificate it may be valuable
They may resurface one day ….
That’s the wonder of Woolies!
If you ever need a new sofa…. don’t forget these immortal words
The DFS Half Price Sale starts at 10am on Boxing Day!
Contest:- My Parting Gifts
Sponsor:- Viv Wigley
02~06~16
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
body, for her, for him, hair, humorous, mother son,
For Phillip and Diane Garcia - Ditch the Beard
Phil’s caveman look is very weird
He really should shave off his beard
His mother is right
He looks a strange sight
The Neanderthal look’s to be feared!
Since December Phil’s been hirsute
He needs to give his beard a boot
He’ll cut it off in the sink
But his mum won’t cause a stink
Cos without it he looks real cute!
Poem Posted with Kind permission of Phillip Garcia
To understand the poem please read my comments on Phillip's poem
https://www.poetrysoup.com/poem/3443_or_t_minus_44_880105
02~26~17
Written by
Richard Breese
Categories:
cheer up, confusion, farm, humorous, mother, mother son, soccer,
hanks
once an old con bob hanks
greeted tellers with thanks
please call me dom
named for my mom
then thieved his way through banks.
Written by
Chicano Eddie
Categories:
funny love, grief, kid, marriage, mental illness, mother daughter, mother son,
Endless Fight
"ENDLESS FIGHT"
if they had went through
every minute of what
conceived my wisdom,
they’d all be running
back to mommy.
if she knew there was a
reason why I kept my
mouth shut, she’d know
what she went through was
normal for the life she
was placed in and chose
to remain confused in.
confusion can !@#$ up
everything… she knows.
wisdom can change it all…
I show.
does the bee in the car
fight for it’s freedom
or
move about hysterically
enticing you to roll the
window down in hopes
you’ll cool off?
the days pass,
I stand my ground.
they did this to me,
I hold my ground.
I…
…did this to me.
By: Chicano Eddie
Written by
Brian Cecil
Categories:
child, funny, mother son, storm,
The Storm
The Storm
It is late at night and in my room,
Darkness prevails as a kind of gloom.
Whispers the sentinel of events to be.
A flash of lightning, outside I see.
The quiet is broken by Hell sent thunder.
I leap from my bed and there hide under.
On pane of glass, the droplets smash.
Like hammer on nail, it seems to bash.
Out in the vortex of wind and rain.
The calm is lost, for Chaos, a gain.
With eyes closed tight, I call out my cry.
“What have I done, that I must die?!”
The answer I receive in a voice so deep.
“Damn it Chris, Go back to sleep!”
Now reassured, for mom was near,
I knew now this storm was nothing to fear.
Written by
Mary Nagy
Categories:
caregiving, daughter, children, funny, love, mother, son,
It's Time For Me To Get Tough!
That's it!
No more excuses!
I'm laying down some rules!
Just so you don't misunderstand...
I'm tired of you fools!
It's time for me to get tough!
No more ''Oh, that's ok.''
I've had all I can take from you
And things will change...
TODAY!
I mean it.
I'm not kidding!
You'll be begging for a break!
No matter how much you may beg
That's it...for heavens sake!
What's that?
A tear?
Don't do it.....I said I'm being tough!
Now you want a hug from me?
I guess you've suffered enough!
:)
Written by
Richard Breese
Categories:
fun, funny, giggle, humor, humorous, mother son, mothers day,
pamela bass
mothers day pilot pam bass
feeling a bit bored and crass
flew east in a wink
right into the drink
losing her sons boarding pass.
Written by
Barbara Barry-Nishanian
Categories:
birth, humorous, joy, mother son,
Quick Change
QUICK CHANGE
We’ve shared a lot the two of us
The nine months we’ve been one
I’ve joggled you and you’ve kicked me
But now our visits done.
And I wonder as I look at you
In one second change my life
To know I am your mother
And no longer just a wife.
Barbara Barry-Nishanian
Oct.5, 1973
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
confusion, humorous, mother son, word play,
Coming Clean - Wink, Wink
When Momma said, 'Wash with soap'
I heard, somehow, 'Watch the soaps'
She'd come and turn the TV off, said
~ 'At least your hands are clean and soft'
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
anxiety, humorous, mother son, travel,
A Mother's Anguish - Or
Son why don’t you call and tell me you’re fine;
I am out of my mind with the worry.
Fun are you having ... just drop me a line;
why not text, words could fly in a flurry.
Hun, please contact me, just give me a sign
sigh...what’s it with kids, mine does not hurry!
Today you sent me photos of Venice
Hooray you’ve arrived - I’m relieved Dennis!
Rima Ottava Poetry Contest
Sponsor: Charles Messina
10 syllables per line – how many syllables
6/6/19
Written by
Heather Miller
Categories:
children, funny, mother, son,
The Park
I scooter, or razor
which ever you like.
I jungle gym and sand box,
I even take a hike
To sipty cup
And back with it.
And oh yes I got
The baseball mitt.
I push the swing,
I made a kite.
Still tangled 'round
My shoe tonight.
I roll the ball,
I carry a shirt.
Gently ran off
lil' tiny flirts.
Not because I
Think they shouldn't,
But because to
Share I couldn't.
Too much fun
we were enjoying
No time have we
For lil' girl cloying.
Now in lap
And quite contented
Til sun comes up
His vim augmented.
Written by
Pat Adams
Categories:
funny, mother son, perspective, sports,
Parkour's Not Her Thing
Before parkour gained such popularity
To jump from house to shed, was fun as could be
I dared not critique
When I heard mom shriek
When you break your legs, don't come running to me!
Written by
Randy Johnson
Categories:
funny, mother, son,
Breast Feeding
(This is a fictional poem)
You are a nut and people are laughing at you.
You still breast feed at the age of twenty-two.
When you were a child, you learned how to use the toilet and how to get dressed.
But you never learned to stop sucking your mama's breasts.
Women won't go out with you because you are weird.
You're the only person that breast feeds who has a beard.
You are a laughing stock and you're a very bizarre dude.
Stop sucking your mom's boobies and start eating solid food.
Written by
Allison Anderson
Categories:
adventure, childhood, family, children, funny, mother, son
Breakfast Chaos
A baba baby beep beep bede beep
goofey bop
a bee I
in the fee I
a hooooo the wind blows
chomp chomp
wiggle wiggle
a boo be dee boo bop bop
more more; all done
aachew . . . . .amphf
a dit dite a dit
a hiccup a ooh
a bu a dah duh
shake a shake
scootch
crash
spill
sip
twist
twist
slide
all done.
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
confusion, humor, identity, mother son, nostalgia,
I Don't Know Who I Am
Mordechai Fofoofnik
Murgatroyd Abercrombie
These are the names
my mother called me
Now that mom’s gone
I don’t know who I am
Though judging by my phone calls
~ my new name is ‘Spam’
Written by
Kim Rodrigues
Categories:
humor, mother son,
Mum
MUM
always there
mums the word
after all her eyes
are everywhere
in the backseat
drying all
the steamy windows
winking at you
opening the car door
chasing away
the tawdry blond
it’s all for the good
of her handsome son
she won’t let you get away
and she’ll chase you down
to plant a kiss
on her firstborn
toddler son
11/10/2017
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
humorous, mother son,
Mother Russia
Russian spy Boris Badenov
Met CIA double agent Gregory Gudenov
They winked at each other
~ They had the same mother
Written by
Beata Agustin
Categories:
appreciation, boy, child, christian, god, humor, mother son,
FLIGHT WITH MY CHILD
Vroom-vroom with my special child
Zooming high in his plane-car
Hep-hurray! He’s the pilot…
Bless our flight*, Lord. Vroom!*Deuteronomy 32:30 How should one chase a thousand, and two put ten thousand to flight, except their Rock had sold them, and the LORD had shut them up?
April 5, 2024
1st place, "Vo dee oh doe" Dodoitsu Poetry Writing Contest
Sponsored by Kim Rodrigues; judged on 5/28/2024
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
food, humor, jewish, mother son, prayer,
Custodian of Tradition
My son Jacob, he follows traditions
Religious, he has certain ambitions
He prays to God three times a day
I think he even knows what to say
Straight as an arrow, and square as a box
Jacob took a liking to bagels and lox
Sister snitched: Jacob prays right before he eats
~ that I don't slip a slice of pork in his daily treat