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I am who I was born to be
Another voice of sanity
Maybe crazy, but do you know?
Art nouveau, in words I paint
Greatness of the pen, this is me
Eternal thoughts into ink I write
Nothing escapes this brilliant mind
I compose for those who see, and those whom are blind
Universal wisdom's, happiness in verse
Salvation or wine, the poison is free
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Mothers are the best
They are like a test
They are very loving
They like a flower budding
The treat us like a fest.
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Soon after being born, as mother lay there,
she held me above her head. Opening my eyes, I
looked down and thought, well what is this?
It’s Mother’s Day.
HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY.
(To all so afflicted).
As we gather to honor our mothers
grandchildren, sisters, and brothers
we share a last name
so it seems a shame
that none of us looks like the others
John G. Lawless
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Donald Trump never had any doubt
He could hear Melania shout:
"Oh for goodness' sake
How long does it take
For a couch potato to sprout?"
William J. Jr. Atfield
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A day once created.
A day I will never know.
A day I would love to try.
Planting seeds in a barren land
will not a mother make.
Oh but the joys of trying.
B. J. “A” 2
May 12th, 2007
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mothers day pilot pam bass
feeling a bit bored and crass
flew east in a wink
right into the drink
losing her sons boarding pass.
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Another Mother's Day at the restaurant
forever waiting in an interminable line
No thanks. Not for us. This year we're clever
We've reserved a special seating time
Of course, we still might wait a while, you know
And yet I maintain, a reservation is the way to go
When we return, we'll let you know how things went
If the service was poor or excellent
And if the cuisine was heavenly
~ or more like rubber cement ...
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If I was just a little older I might just understand,
You have to go to work today. Your doing just the best you can.
If I was just a little taller then maybe I can could drive.
Just stay beside me like you always do and pray to God we stay alive!
If I was just a little sneakier then maybe you wouldn't known,
I used your toothbrush on the cat...Opps I forgot you didn't know!
But for now lets all be thankful that I am still very young.
Are you have fun raising me? Because you know I'm having a ball!!
Dedicated to all moms
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His surgeon was trained
to mainly constrain
traumatic physical pain
What is needed
and nurse retrain
and safety strain
Maybe spiritual wealth regained
Tao Zen Zeroist
wu-wei tipping point fame
for resonant balance
corresponding fear of shame
about dawn/dusk trauma drama
EarthTribe's cooperatively co-invested
+1 = -(-0) exponentially squared
rides our polycultural
polymetric x/y co-binary strain
multicultural healthy wealth
stand up and sit down to pee
strain and pain
hard and soft as rain
teacher student train.