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Poem Details | by Arthur Vaso |
Categories: humorous, metaphor, mothers day, success, water,

I Am a Genius

I am who I was born to be

Another voice of sanity
Maybe crazy, but do you know?

Art nouveau, in words I paint

Greatness of the pen, this is me
Eternal thoughts into ink I write
Nothing escapes this brilliant mind
I compose for those who see, and those whom are blind
Universal wisdom's, happiness in verse
Salvation or wine, the poison is free

Poem Details | by Cassie Smith |
Categories: family, friendship, funny, happiness, hope, life, love, mother, nature, passion, seasons,

Mothers Day

Mothers are the best 
They are like a test
They are very loving 
They like a flower budding
The treat us like a fest.

Poem Details | by John Hardison |
Categories: birth, humorous, mothers day, tribute,

Mother's Day

Mother’s Day.

Soon after being born, as mother lay there, 
she held me above her head. Opening my eyes, I 
looked down and thought, well what is this?

Mother knew.

It’s Mother’s Day.

(To all so afflicted).

Poem Details | by John Lawless |
Categories: family, humor,

Mothers Day

Mothers Day

As we gather to honor our mothers
grandchildren, sisters, and brothers
we share a last name
so it seems a shame
that none of us looks like the others

John G. Lawless

Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: culture, funny love, hilarious, humorous, marriage, mothers day, political,

Mothers' Day At the Oval Orifice

Donald Trump never had any doubt
He could hear Melania shout:
"Oh for goodness' sake
How long does it take
For a couch potato to sprout?"

Poem Details | by William J. Jr. Atfield |
Categories: humorous, mother, day, day,

Mothers Day



A day once created.
A day I will never know. 
A day I would love to try.
Planting seeds in a barren land
will not a mother make.
Oh but the joys of trying.

Bill .

B. J. “A” 2
May 12th, 2007

Poem Details | by Richard Breese |
Categories: fun, funny, giggle, humor, humorous, mother son, mothers day,

Pamela Bass

mothers day pilot pam bass

feeling a bit bored and crass

flew east in a wink

right into the drink

losing her sons boarding pass.

Poem Details | by Gershon Wolf |
Categories: food, giggle, mothers day, smart,

This Year We Are Clever

Another Mother's Day at the restaurant
    forever waiting in an interminable line 
  No thanks. Not for us. This year we're clever
    We've reserved a special seating time

  Of course, we still might wait a while, you know
    And yet I maintain, a reservation is the way to go
  When we return, we'll let you know how things went

    If the service was poor or excellent 
    And if the cuisine was heavenly
      ~ or more like rubber cement ...

Poem Details | by Karen Bridges |
Categories: cute, humor, mother, mothers day,

Just For You, With Love

If I was just a little older I might just understand,
You have to go to work today. Your doing just the best you can.
If I was just a little taller then maybe I can could drive.
Just stay beside me like you always do and pray to God we stay alive!
If I was just a little sneakier then maybe you wouldn't known, 
I used your toothbrush on the cat...Opps I forgot you didn't know!
But for now lets all be thankful that I am still very young.
Are you have fun raising me? Because you know I'm having a ball!!  
Dedicated to all moms

Poem Details | by Gerald Dillenbeck |
Categories: community, health, humanity, humor, integrity, mothers day, peace,

Light and Power

His surgeon was trained
to mainly constrain
traumatic physical pain

What is needed

To nurture 
and nurse retrain
mental health
and safety strain

Maybe spiritual wealth regained
green resilience

Tao Zen Zeroist
wu-wei tipping point fame
for resonant balance

corresponding fear of shame
about dawn/dusk trauma drama

EarthTribe's cooperatively co-invested
ecofeminist refrain
+1 = -(-0) exponentially squared
rides our polycultural
polymetric x/y co-binary strain
multicultural healthy wealth
comedic trauma
stand up and sit down to pee
strain and pain 
hard and soft as rain
teacher student train.