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Poem Details | by arthur vaso |
Categories: humorous, metaphor, mothers day, success, water,

I am a Genius

I am who I was born to be

Another voice of sanity
Maybe crazy, but do you know?

Art nouveau, in words I paint

Greatness of the pen, this is me
Eternal thoughts into ink I write
Nothing escapes this brilliant mind
I compose for those who see, and those whom are blind
Universal wisdom's, happiness in verse
Salvation or wine, the poison is free

Poem Details | by Cassie Smith |
Categories: family, friendship, funny, happiness, hope, life, love, mother, nature, passion, seasons,

Mothers Day

Mothers are the best 
They are like a test
They are very loving 
They like a flower budding
The treat us like a fest.

Poem Details | by John Hardison |
Categories: birth, humorous, mothers day, tribute,

Mother's Day

Mother’s Day.

Soon after being born, as mother lay there, 
she held me above her head. Opening my eyes, I 
looked down and thought, well what is this?

Mother knew.

It’s Mother’s Day.

(To all so afflicted). 

Poem Details | by John lawless |
Categories: family, humor,


Mothers Day

As we gather to honor our mothers
grandchildren, sisters, and brothers
we share a last name
so it seems a shame
that none of us looks like the others

John G. Lawless

Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: culture, funny love, hilarious, humorous, marriage, mothers day, political,

Mothers' Day at the Oval Orifice

Donald Trump never had any doubt
He could hear Melania shout:
"Oh for goodness' sake
How long does it take
For a couch potato to sprout?"

Poem Details | by William J. Jr. Atfield |
Categories: humorous, mother, day, day,

Mothers Day



A day once created.
A day I will never know. 
A day I would love to try.
Planting seeds in a barren land
will not a mother make.
Oh but the joys of trying.

Bill .

B. J. “A” 2
May 12th, 2007

Poem Details | by Richard Breese |
Categories: fun, funny, giggle, humor, humorous, mother son, mothers day,

Pamela Bass

Mother's Day pilot Pam Bass
Feeling a bit bored and crass.
Flew east in a wink
But into the drink,
Losing her son's boarding pass.

Poem Details | by Karen Dean |
Categories: cute, humor, mother, mothers day,

Just for You, With Love

If I was just a little older I might just understand,
You have to go to work today. Your doing just the best you can.
If I was just a little taller then maybe I can could drive.
Just stay beside me like you always do and pray to God we stay alive!
If I was just a little sneakier then maybe you wouldn't known, 
I used your toothbrush on the cat...Opps I forgot you didn't know!
But for now lets all be thankful that I am still very young.
Are you have fun raising me? Because you know I'm having a ball!!  
Dedicated to all moms

Poem Details | by Richard Breese |
Categories: baby, beautiful, birth, daughter, giggle, humor, mothers day,

Feet First

At last an elegant head
Terrif as fresh gluten bread.
So sugar and spice
And prim edelweiss,
Ensconsed and enkerchiefed.