Humorous and funny Mothers Day poems and/or funny poems about Mothers Day. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Mothers Day funny poems!
Written by
Arthur Vaso
Categories:
humorous, metaphor, mothers day, success, water,
I Am a Genius
I am who I was born to be
Another voice of sanity
Maybe crazy, but do you know?
Art nouveau, in words I paint
Greatness of the pen, this is me
Eternal thoughts into ink I write
Nothing escapes this brilliant mind
I compose for those who see, and those whom are blind
Universal wisdom's, happiness in verse
Salvation or wine, the poison is free
Written by
Cassie Smith
Categories:
family, friendship, funny, happiness, hope, life, love, mother, nature, passion, seasons,
Mothers Day
Mothers are the best
They are like a test
They are very loving
They like a flower budding
The treat us like a fest.
Written by
John Lawless
Categories:
family, humor,
Mothers Day
Mothers Day
As we gather to honor our mothers
grandchildren, sisters, and brothers
we share a last name
so it seems a shame
that none of us looks like the others
John G. Lawless
©5/4/2021
Written by
John Hardison
Categories:
birth, humorous, mothers day, tribute,
Mother's Day
Mother’s Day.
Soon after being born, as mother lay there,
she held me above her head. Opening my eyes, I
looked down and thought, well what is this?
Mother knew.
It’s Mother’s Day.
HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY.
(To all so afflicted).
Written by
Richard Breese
Categories:
fun, funny, giggle, humor, humorous, mother son, mothers day,
pamela bass
mothers day pilot pam bass
feeling a bit bored and crass
flew east in a wink
right into the drink
losing her sons boarding pass.
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
culture, funny love, hilarious, humorous, marriage, mothers day, political,
Mothers' Day At the Oval Orifice
Donald Trump never had any doubt
He could hear Melania shout:
"Oh for goodness' sake
How long does it take
For a couch potato to sprout?"
Written by
William J. Jr. Atfield
Categories:
humorous, mother, day, day,
Mothers Day
Yappy
Mother’s
Day
Moneca
A day once created.
A day I will never know.
A day I would love to try.
Planting seeds in a barren land
will not a mother make.
Oh but the joys of trying.
Love
Bill .
B. J. “A” 2
May 12th, 2007
Written by
Gerald Dillenbeck
Categories:
community, health, humanity, humor, integrity, mothers day, peace,
Light and Power
His surgeon was trained
to mainly constrain
traumatic physical pain
What is needed
instead
To nurture
and nurse retrain
mental health
and safety strain
Maybe spiritual wealth regained
green resilience
Tao Zen Zeroist
wu-wei tipping point fame
for resonant balance
DayLight/NightUnPower
corresponding fear of shame
about dawn/dusk trauma drama
EarthTribe's cooperatively co-invested
ecofeminist refrain
+1 = -(-0) exponentially squared
rides our polycultural
polymetric x/y co-binary strain
multicultural healthy wealth
comedic trauma
stand up and sit down to pee
strain and pain
hard and soft as rain
teacher student train.
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
food, giggle, mothers day, smart,
This Year We Are Clever
Another Mother's Day at the restaurant
forever waiting in an interminable line
No thanks. Not for us. This year we're clever
We've reserved a special seating time
Of course, we still might wait a while, you know
And yet I maintain, a reservation is the way to go
When we return, we'll let you know how things went
If the service was poor or excellent
And if the cuisine was heavenly
~ or more like rubber cement ...
Written by
Karen Bridges
Categories:
cute, humor, mother, mothers day,
Just For You, With Love
If I was just a little older I might just understand,
You have to go to work today. Your doing just the best you can.
If I was just a little taller then maybe I can could drive.
Just stay beside me like you always do and pray to God we stay alive!
If I was just a little sneakier then maybe you wouldn't known,
I used your toothbrush on the cat...Opps I forgot you didn't know!
But for now lets all be thankful that I am still very young.
Are you have fun raising me? Because you know I'm having a ball!!
Dedicated to all moms
Written by
Paula Goldsmith
Categories:
easter, fun, giggle, love, mothers day, sweet, uplifting,
Chocolate
Chocolate is for me,
Color me beautiful.
Can dip fried bacon or,
Crunchy with lots of nuts.
Could live with pineapple,
Causing smiles everywhere.
Candy box is great gift.