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I am who I was born to be
Another voice of sanity
Maybe crazy, but do you know?
Art nouveau, in words I paint
Greatness of the pen, this is me
Eternal thoughts into ink I write
Nothing escapes this brilliant mind
I compose for those who see, and those whom are blind
Universal wisdom's, happiness in verse
Salvation or wine, the poison is free
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Mothers are the best
They are like a test
They are very loving
They like a flower budding
The treat us like a fest.
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Soon after being born, as mother lay there,
she held me above her head. Opening my eyes, I
looked down and thought, well what is this?
It’s Mother’s Day.
HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY.
(To all so afflicted).
William J. Jr. Atfield
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A day once created.
A day I will never know.
A day I would love to try.
Planting seeds in a barren land
will not a mother make.
Oh but the joys of trying.
B. J. “A” 2
May 12th, 2007
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Donald Trump never had any doubt
He could hear Melania shout:
"Oh for goodness' sake
How long does it take
For a couch potato to sprout?"
As we gather to honor our mothers
grandchildren, sisters, and brothers
we share a last name
so it seems a shame
that none of us looks like the others
John G. Lawless
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If I was just a little older I might just understand,
You have to go to work today. Your doing just the best you can.
If I was just a little taller then maybe I can could drive.
Just stay beside me like you always do and pray to God we stay alive!
If I was just a little sneakier then maybe you wouldn't known,
I used your toothbrush on the cat...Opps I forgot you didn't know!
But for now lets all be thankful that I am still very young.
Are you have fun raising me? Because you know I'm having a ball!!
Dedicated to all moms
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Scabby bruised knees, mount walls
Ogling, well-tendered gardens
Jasmine scents, floral spices
Entice looting hands, enormous eyes
Daffodil bunches, swiftly, swiped
Windows screech, voices holler
Stale shoes house, crumpled feet
Scampering, down swanky streets
Jubilant kids, race home, grasping
Short crooked, kinked stems
Broken flower heads, litter
Crippled gate, awaits dense lawn
Forgotten toys, lay buried, broken
Smouldering pit, bonfire ash
Cheerful, unwashed faces, deliver
Hand picked bouquet, on Mother's Day
Milk bottle vase, takes prideful place
Reflecting sunbeams, on poverties face!
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