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Poem Details | by Jan Allison |
Categories: body, humorous,


Her huge boobies he longed to discover - Vast mountains, quite unlike any other He undid her bra strap She gave him a big slap Said hands off, or I’ll tell my big brother! Inspired by but not for mountains contest 07~11~16

Poem Details | by Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen |
Categories: funny, life

Retirement and the Mountains

Retirement in the Mountains

There once was an old mountain man.
He hunted and lived off the land.
He always felt fine.
When he danced in moonshine.
So he danced and imbibed like he planned.

© Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen
March 11, 2010

Poetic form:  Limerick

Poem Details | by Peter Brooks |
Categories: games, humor, humorous, mountains, silly, solitude, sports,

Why I Am Not Interested In Climbing Mountains

I can't imagine any pleasure,
              in being stuck,
                          at               the                end               of               a      rope,
       (no doubt in great discomfort),              
             up some gully in the cold,
                    in danger of being blown                                                        off,
                           with no obvious way of getting back





Poem Details | by Andy Craig |
Categories: animal, fun, humorous, imagination, mountains,

The Haggis and the Huntsman

The Haggis is an elusive wee beastie
with sweet tasting meat and two hearts
to defeat. To catch one and feast upon is
a well deserved treat.

Even the most skilled
huntsmen are lucky to catch a glimpse, as it
scurries so fast with its two hearts beating

Oh the Haggis indeed has a quick witted
heed. It evades all known traps leaving the
huntsman grasping at straws and enraged
through his flaws. 

Up the mountain side north
peak the wee beastie retreats, to a den in the
clover once more its all over.

Poem Details | by Volodymyr Knyr |
Categories: hero, humorous, mountains, moving on, people, places, work,


Sisyphus would hardly stop
even on the mountain's top.

Volodymyr Knyr

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: humorous,

Your Breath Could Move Mountains

Your breath could move mountains The Himalayas used to be in France Are you pregnant my sweet young filly Or is that a watermelon in your pants I've seen better legs on an orangutang Nothing personal don't take offence Turn your head sideways for a moment Wow! Your nose is quite immense Now about the patchy hair on your face Was that from some childhood disease Your shoes must have to be specially made Bet you can walk on the Sea of Galilee Your eyes are like deep cesspools Your lips remind me of a rubber dinghy But aside from all these strange features You're better looking than my friend Jimmy © Jack Ellison 2014

Poem Details | by Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories: humorous, morning, mountains, sun,

Smart-Aleck Mountain Echo

I anticipated a campin' trip in the mountains a few days ago.
Ah, the splendor of the risin' sun while slurpin' a mug o' joe!

I greeted one morn with a hearty "HOWDY!", I was so engrossed!
Alas, my euphoria was shattered when the echo replied, "GIT LOST!"

Poem Details | by James Edward Lee Sr. |
Categories: blessing, crazy, fate, funny, mountains, surreal,

Animal Abuse

A top a mountain
Pointed above the clouds covered
In powdery snow

Himalaya sky
Hard to breathe must be to high
Hold on to the rope

I don't wanna fall
Cuz I might fall on the goat
What's funny bout that

Fell broke the goat's neck

by James Edward Lee Sr.

Poem Details | by Dale Gregory Cozart |
Categories: humor, mountains, sky,

Haiku Riddle Nightmare 2

Sky higher mountain mountain higher bed of stone Which way does wind blow?

Poem Details | by Gershon Wolf |
Categories: creation, humor, light, mountains, sound, spiritual,

Sinai Experience

Trumpets blaring, lightning flashing
Mt. Sinai smoking, thunder crashing

   Moses may have reached the highest of heights
   Yet it looks like God rigged up the first strobe light

Poem Details | by Robert Ronnow |
Categories: animal, earth, fairy, humor, mountains, nature, world,

It's a Bear

Bear’s certain
it’s a bear
alone with salmon
it’s a bear
on the mountain
it’s a bear
up a canyon
it’s a bear
eating berries
it’s a bear
sedated, carried
it’s a bear
answer, query
it’s a bear
clown or faery
it’s a bear

Poem Details | by Heather Crismond |
Categories: december, endurance, funny, humor, humorous, irony, mountains,

December Rain

December in the central California mountains
Pine scented air tickles my cheek
Hinting at the peace to be found here
We incautiously wish for the sound of rain
Missing the calm lullaby of Mother Earth

Song became a roar
Our poor tent could not withstand
Ill-timed wish granting

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Poem Details | by John Lawless |
Categories: humor, life,

Moving Mountains

I can move mountains.  It may take a while...... my spoon is bent.