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Poem Details | by David Smith |
Categories: addiction, evil, humorous, imagery, obituary, slam, smart,

The Mouse

We have a mouse in the house.
Not an average mouse
But rather a mouse with some nous 
That trips traps as it goes traipsing through the house.
A mouse whose downfall I am planning 
Even while I am jotting.

A foolproof trap I will find, 
Before I go out of my mind. 

It will be one of a kind,
That will attest to my state of mind. 
And show beyond doubt that I have more nous
Than a mouse.

It will send a message to all mouse kind
That it is time to leave this city behind
In case I lose my nous 
And sacrifice the house to get rid of a mouse. 
 



Poem Details | by Kim Merryman |
Categories: animals, , cute,

The Mouse is a Rat - Show Me the Funny II

The mouse in our house is a rat,
I'm now quite certain of that.
It's not little and cute,
It's long and uncouth.
Can't wait til I hear it go splat!

11/16/12
(An apology to all animal lovers. I really do not
want to kill it. I love animals too. I just want the
germy rodent out of my house, and I want him to 
stay gone!)
For Andrea's "Show Me the Funny Part II" contest

Poem Details | by Jacob Cra |
Categories: funny,

Mickey Mouse

Legendary star Mickey Mouse
Lives with his pals in a clubhouse!
Say he lost his journal filled with 
doodles.
All he has to do is scream “Oh 
Toodles!”

Poem Details | by Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories: funny, nostalgia

Mickey Mouse

This is written with tons of tongue  in cheek

   But I loved watching Mickey Mouse each week

      He was my favorite star

         Outshone Donny Duck by far

            A talking mouse ne'er to utter a squeak

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
© All Rights Reserved


Poem Details | by john williams |
Categories: children, funny,

ROLLER SKATING MOUSE

A roller-skating mouse
Rudely came rolling in my house,
He stuck his tongue out
As he went racing by,
He was taking all my cheese
As easy as you please,
It just made me want to cry.
So I went to a pet store
And paid just a little more
To buy a roller-skating cat,
When I took him to my house
He caught that rolling mouse,
Now I can eat my cheesy snack.

Poem Details | by Sunshine Smile |
Categories: food, funny,

- Luxus Mouse -





Fill my empty stomach
Replace the cheese with vegetables, fruits, berries or nuts
I eat healthy all year round
Old dry cheese ~ NO THANKS
You will find greater delicate cuisine in a dumpster

o o o  
        Luxus Mouse
                                 /\     /\             /\    /\        *
                                (=• •=)   * *    (=• •=)    *    *
                                > (*) < *         > (*) < *








  10.07.2016
- Sun :) - A-L Andresen :)
  Copyright © All Rights Reserved

Poem Details | by Janet Eaton |
Categories: cat, funny,

Not Even For A Mouse

My cats have decided on this blustery cold morn,
To hide under the covers and stay oh so warm.

The wind keeps howling, making them shake,
While under the covers cozy it does make.

Moving may not be an option for me
For as I stretch the closer they be.

I tried to sneak out real quiet you see,
Buy they caught on quick and reprimanded me.

We all know who rules this house
And today we're not moving even for a mouse.

Poem Details | by Saanvi Dua |
Categories: funny, happiness,

The lucky little mouse

Once there lived a mouse in its own little house...
its name was Jerry
and lived with merry...
It ate yummy berries and cherries 
and was very hairy...
Living in a hole , 
with his brother, the mole...
It used to find cheese with ease
and lived in peace.
It was scared of cats...
because cats eat rats...
It lived a happy long life
with its seven children and a wife...
 

Poem Details | by Mary Oliver Rotman |
Categories: animal, cat, funny, humor, word play,

Ode Murine---Ode to a Mouse

There’s a mouse in my house,
     a greedy little souse
He’s clever for I never
     eyewitness his endeavors,
But the cat sentinel sat,
      and I know the little rat
             is there.
There are holes in my rolls
     and mouse turds in my bowls.
Though a lover, out of cover,
     of all fauna I discover
This critter makes me twitter
     at his presence as a sitter
           in my kitchen,

So I’m bitchin’; but the mouse,
     tail a-twitchin’,
           scurries on.

Poem Details | by Barry Stebbings |
Categories: cat, humorous,

Said The Cat To The Mouse

     Said The Cat To The Mouse

     Said the cat to the mouse,
     “We could share this house,
     We need not share the food.
     You could eat cheese,
     Or whatever you please,
     And I could eat, err …. mouse!”

    Barry Stebbings
     02/09/16

Poem Details | by Sabrina Robillard |
Categories: animals, children, funny,

The Mouse --In reply to The Cat--

I am a mouse
You are a cat
You think you are…
But you aren’t all that
I am too fast 
For you to kill
The blood of no one
You will spill
Your claws are dull
Just like your head
You’re about as smart
As a slice of bread
You think you’re fast
But you're really not
So I have no worries
I’ll never be caught
A door does slam
We turn to see
A man walk in
With a new fishy
That fish looks tasty
Go give him a try
But he is a piranha
I hope you don’t die

Poem Details | by Suresh Iyer |
Categories: animals, confusion, funny, petsnight, dog, dog, night,

Cat and Mouse

Late night I come
Dog greets and barks
He chases, I run

Next night I come
Ready with sticks
I chase, he runs

Days go Nights come
Dog plays cat and mouse
I chase or run

Then came the Night I dread
The Dog descends the stairs
Unaware I climb the stairs

We greet face to face
Scared to death
I run down

The Dog darts above

Poem Details | by Sara Kendrick |
Categories: animals, education, fantasy, funny, imagination, introspection, mystery, nature

Cat And Mouse Game

Cat types words all day
Mouse cleverly wipes away
It's a cat/mouse game

Poem Details | by Andy Craig |
Categories: animal, funny,

The mouse family

Little mice are out of sight, they scratch
and nibble your house is riddled.

The mouse he knows the best places to go,
can fit through and hide in the most tiniest
of holes.

The mouse family numbers are soon to reach 
a hundred. Little feet and teeth, little mouse
babies extremely hungry.

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: funny, philosophy,

Game Of Cat And Mouse

Oh my goodness! Did you see that???
A mousie riding on the back of a cat

Guess these guys have kissed and made up
Heard mousey yell “Hey! Giddy-up!”

Great to see them getting on so well
Mousey's relieved, as you can tell

Wearing a big grin from ear to ear
Felix is enjoying it too, it appears

Remember this lesson from one time rivals
Don't need no conflicts for survival

It's a whole lot better to laugh and have fun
Than face extinction at the point of a gun

So what did you learn from this sweet wee tale?
Enjoy yourself and drink lots of ale

You'll see little mousies and cats at play
Instead of killings on TV each day!

© Jack Ellison 2012

Poem Details | by Yvonne De Carlosa |
Categories: fun, giggle, humorous,

Hickory Dickory Mouse on Clock

Hickory Dickory Mouse on Clock


Hickory, dickory dock
mouse ran away with my sock
now they don't match
can you do catch?
now there's two more mice on clock.



Written: Nov. 1, 2015
Yvonne

Poem Details | by Sara Kendrick |
Categories: funny,

The City Mouse

The city mouse hitched a bumpy ride In a demolition dumpster To the spacious country side When he landed on the Ground, he ran so fast Without a sound~ Quiet mouse Loved the Ride

Poem Details | by Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen |
Categories: funny, pets

Two Cats and a Mouse

Two Cats and a Mouse

There were two cats in one house
One of them liked to roam.
The other preferred to stay home…
There, the catnip mouse she pounced.

© Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen
January 20, 2010

Poetic form: Chastushka

Poem Details | by romeo naces |
Categories: animals, children, funny,

Two Bears and a Mouse

             Kids, you can call me a looney or a spoilsport

        whose views you'll find silly and will never support:

                                winnie pooh will kill,

                                     teddy also will

            as real grownup bears, this to you I shall report.



               and that deceitful story about mickey mouse

             who is nothing but a creepy pest in the house;

                                       lovable to you,

                                   nothing really new;

    he spreads disease with the gnat, the tick and the louse!




Poem Details | by Deborah Burch |
Categories: funny,

How to Lure a Mouse


I hear a mouse under the sink.
I'd poison him, but then he'd stink.
A cold snap's here, so he must think
That I won't mind him there.

I hear him knawing now and then.
He's quite determined to get in.
I need a way of stopping him
For he may be a pair!

I hear the quickest way's a trap
--a guillotine--one mighty: SNAP!
Then, throw him out. That is That!
Too gross...I need some air.

What kind of lure is good for bait?
Let's see there's Choc'late, Cheese--NO! WAIT!
I took too long...God sent a Snake!!
Looks like I'm outta here!

deborah burch©
3/16/2012


Poem Details | by Sara Kendrick |
Categories: death, funny,

Jiving Mouse

. 
                                     My mouse died
                                On him I totally relied
                                 How I cried and cried
                                 Replaced his battery  
                             Then he came back alive
                                Now we can really jive

Poem Details | by Josette Key |
Categories: funny

Mouse Rap


There's a mouse in my house
It just ran under the couch
I really hate to say it 
But I don't think I can take it.

There's a mouse in my house
I'm really quite annoyed
There's some bread on the floor
It must have really enjoyed.

There's a mouse in my house
I just hit it with my shoe
It really seems quite dead now
Think I'll flush it down the loo.


Josette Key  2009

Poem Details | by Betty Harp Butler |
Categories: humorous,

The Mouse in Prayer Meeting

Once we had a prayer meeting
in our home…it was a humble place.
When all our friends were gathered there,
a mouse gave a merry chase.

He scampered across the living room floor,
we wished that we could die.
We prayed that the floor would open up
and swallow him…it didn’t-
But at least he was shy.

Poem Details | by Sara Kendrick |
Categories: funny, imagination

That Mouse

I've got a rash on my hand and wrist
Right where my little mouse doth sit
Does anyone know where I can find
A hypoallergenic mouse of any kind


(Just Joshing..I need something
funny to think about..)

Poem Details | by Kitty Lou |
Categories: humor,

Little Mouse

Little mouse in my house
You think you're so smart
No fear or fright and late at night
Across my floor you dart

I don’t see or hear you
But did you seriously think
I wouldn’t notice the droppings
Left under my sink?

My mousy friend I too am swift
And just for you I got a gift
No its not cheese upon a trap
That when you nibbled failed to snap

And no more chocolate left for you
On top a matt all smeared with glue
Oh no dear mouse its none of that
Today my friend I bought a cat!