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Poem Details | by
P.S. Awtry |
Categories:
goodbye, humor, moving on, red,
Oh no! What are YOU doing here?
I haven’t seen you in a year!
But I’m sure it’s perfectly clear,
I’m still red-dress fabulous, Dear!
You thought you could steal my spotlight?
You sauntered in like it’s your right.
But now you know, it's no fair fight—
I’m red-dress fabulous, tonight!
Surely you see, it’s my parade!
You’ve been upstaged. You’ve been out played!
And now your welcome’s been overstayed,
there in my red-dress-fabulous shade!
It's getting late and you should fly-
I bid you, red-dress-fabulous Good-bye!
January 15, 2019
Poem of the Day ~ January 17, 2019
Poem Details | by
J.W. Earnings |
Categories:
angst, change, childhood, confusion, depression, fear, feelings, children, kids, funny, growing up, home, homework, humor, inspiration, lonely, me, miss you, moving on, nature, pain, poetry, school, self, sorrow, stress, teen, time, writing, youth,
Like sick allergies,
Boredom can be passed around
I call it: THE BOREDOM DISEASE
Like a horrid storm,
Boredom can catch you off guard
Hold on for DEAR LIFE!
Like the whooping cough,
Boredom can be serious
If I were you, I’d
Get a vaccination !
Poem Details | by
A.O. Taner |
Categories:
absence, break up, confidence, death, feelings, funny, i am, i love you, inspirational, leaving, loneliness, lost love, love, moving on, psychological, recovery from, relationship, suicide, true love, wife,
Only then you're done,
when you end the ending;
leave the closure to others,
that way it's much more fun.
Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
humorous, moving on,
Sue removed her Rayban sunglasses
Batted her long dark eyelashes
A consummate flirt
She smoothed down her skirt
Then scattered her late husband’s ashes!
Many friends turned up at the wake
Sue handed out sherry and cake
With hands on her hips
And cherry red lips
She didn’t show signs of heartbreak!
Her dear Joe had been buried one week
Sue went dating a rich Arab sheikh
With her sexy hairstyle
and her womanly wile
the future didn’t look quite so bleak!
Flirt Contest
Sponsored by Lewis Raynes
12~04~16
Poem Details | by
Mike A. |
Categories:
cheer up, funny, hilarious, men, moving on, parody, silly,
Something smells in here,
John forgot to flush again,
I think I'll move out!
Poem Details | by
Duke Beaufort |
Categories:
appreciation, conflict, death, funny, moving on,
It’s my deathbed piano sonata
Fond farewell I say to a lotta
Note: At door there’s a fist--
A bouncer with the list
Of any persona non grata
Author's Note: This was inspired by my neighbor Lillian. We were talking the other day about dying and the fact that certain relatives would not be welcome at the party--the ones who have been nothing but trouble in life. Can't we at least enjoy our own demise?
Poem Details | by
Brenda Meier-Hans |
Categories:
flower, funny, goodbye, imagination, leaving, nature, summer,
Goodbye sweet friend it's time to go,
Don't act as if you did not know.
Now is the chance for me to show,
You have become my greatest foe
I'm leaving you at dawn.
Remember when we used to be
Like peas in a pod, you and me?
Now all I want is to be free
It's time I'm moving on.
The sun awoke to bless my sky,
Wind has given me wings to fly,
I'm feeling so free, I cannot lie
Turning I whisper one last goodbye,
As I'm leaving you at dawn.
Today has become my greatest test...
Find a field where my seed shall rest
Till when next year I'm a Dandelion pest.
That's why I'm moving on.
09.08. 2014
Written for Anthony Slausen’s Contest Moving On
Poem Details | by
Richard Breese |
Categories:
adventure, bullying, dog, giggle, humor, humorous, moving on,
hear about the angry flea
flitting about crabbily
it hopped on a dog
who fell in a bog
and both floated out to sea.
Poem Details | by
Bill Lindsay |
Categories:
fantasy, funny, moving on, scary,
“It’s a boy!”
A day which will live long in the memory;
Such emotions as I have never experienced!
My whole life turned upside down
In that moment that we met,
I knew that I would never be the same,
Nor would I *ever return to Thailand ...
Poem Details | by
Richard Breese |
Categories:
change, conflict, fate, giggle, humor, jealousy, moving on,
once an elf named mcfee
tried to sleep in an tree
till its owl found out
and hooted a shout
mcfee you better flee.
Poem Details | by
Caren Krutsinger |
Categories:
emotions, funny love, grief, moving on, parents, perspective, relationship,
What do you think happens when you die?
I asked the sobbing 7-year-old.
She could not quit though.
She was in full-blown
keening, wailing,
shoulder shaking,
lip quivering,
keening, and screaming now,
sobbing mode.
Her very caring, loving, unselfish parent
Had told her about the death of her
Great-aunt Rose, whom she had
Never met who
Passed
In
1965
this morning.
It was the fifth time I had
seen her this week as
her great-great grandfather
had passed in 1972, 74, 78,
81, and 85.
Her mother, was the best
story-telling drug addicted
parent in the world
apparently,
and knew
what she
needed to
do to keep
lilttle one in
check.
Poem Details | by
Michael G. Weston |
Categories:
death, eulogy, funeral, funny, grave, humor, moving on,
To whom it may concern,
For time will surely tell,
I write to my loved ones
To say that I am well.
I scarcely can recall
A time more I content,
Than here amongst my friends
With time more wisely spent.
The rooming here is quaint,
In truth, a little cramped.
Likewise, harsh April rains
Make all my walls feel damped.
The silence, although grave,
Does make for better sleep.
Yet, every passing day
More neighbors moan and weep.
I hope to see you soon,
Perhaps within the year.
For winters cold and stiff
Are awfully lonely here.
Until we meet again,
I wish you all the best.
For my death after all
Is quite the restless test.
Poem Details | by
Kristie Raburn |
Categories:
culture, desire, encouraging, humor, moving on, nostalgia, soldier,
High above the parade ground
Our four groups of three
Lined up in a helicopter
Hovering over the trees
With parachutes heavy on our backs
The jump master checks for any slack
Chutes tightly packed, closed with twine
Fastened by cord to the static line
No one wants to be the first
Though we all willingly volunteered
After several hours of training
Our first time was finally here
Hooked into the floor
Inching closer to the open door
One by one... we jump
Our hearts in our throats... thump
Whoosh... we are floating
Slowly toward the ground
Open parachutes above us
Friends watching from the ground
Poem Details | by
John Beam |
Categories:
allusion, confusion, environment, humor, irony, motivation, moving on,
In the manner of a teacher, particularly so as to treat someone in a patronizing way. a stage of romantic and/or sexual relationships in humans whereby two or more people meet socially, possibly as friends or with the aim of each assessing the other's suitability as a partner in a more committed intimate relationship or marriage or the other meanings. the moral of this story is.
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
animal, fate, giggle, health, horse, moving on, sports,
The horse I rode in on was, "Nellie"
Renown for the size of her belly
Although hot to trot
She farted a lot
And shook like a bowl full of jelly!
Poem Details | by
Roger Turner |
Categories:
anger, divorce, funny, giggle, humorous, moving on, relationship,
On the first day of x-mas
My ex wife gave to me
a card from her new attorney
On the second day of x-mas
My ex wife gave to me
Two weeks to leave
and a card from her new attorney
On the third day of x-mas
my ex wife gave to me
Three poloraids
two weeks to leave
and a card from her new attorney
On the fourth day of x-mas
my ex wife gave to me
Four hotel bills
Three polaroids
two weeks to leave
and a card from her new attorney
On the fifth day of x-mas
my ex wife gave to me
five ....oh hell
I was gone...by this time
who am I fooling
and a card from her new attorney
Poem Details | by
Volodymyr Knyr |
Categories:
hero, humorous, mountains, moving on, people, places, work,
Sisyphus would hardly stop
even on the mountain's top.
Volodymyr Knyr
2017
Poem Details | by
Gershon Wolf |
Categories:
career, education, giggle, moving on,
Contrary to today's psychology
Enk Shuss majored in Anthropology
Though not very practical
Anthro proved quite tactical
Enk's the new head of Criminology
Poem Details | by
Agnes Bugeja |
Categories:
break up, feelings, funny, humorous, moving on, silly,
Buy one and get one free
A special sale,but you can't buy me.
You had my heart and so much more
But you preferred the girl next door.
A very good price
But you know what they say
You get what you pay for
It shows everyday.
You can't send her back
you got her for free
The one that you paid for
Yes it was me!
I cost you time lost when you were with me.Your love and your laughter
was spent on me....
You get what you pay for.So now you're alone
Be careful for sales when theres no return.....
Poem Details | by
The Fringe |
Categories:
funny, introspection,
I created a hell on Earth
Some might call it marriage
The immaturity of my vision
Oh God what a blunder
But the fault is mine
Because I believed in toxic things
Now I’m truly excited
What beauty now awaits me?
Poem Details | by
Rob Carter |
Categories:
girlfriend, humor, leaving, moving on,
Can't get rid,
tried wiping on the mat.
Shits too ingrained
the smell just lingers.
Fumigation is futile,
I can't escape.
You just won't leave
Please go go go.
I think at last
you're gone for good.
Then STRIKE,
Back once again.
Leaving's so hard
for you to get.
Don't boomerang
Please, go go go.
Poem Details | by
Richard Breese |
Categories:
cheer up, fun, funny, giggle, humor, humorous, moving on,
zoologist richard gale
meets an old thief reading braille
demanding he steal
an elephant seal
instead rich gets a narwhal.
Poem Details | by
Alex Nelson |
Categories:
allusion, conflict, funny love, heartbroken, missing you, moving on, perspective,
No pen for a pocket
No purpose with a pull
No left with a reason
No right with a rule
No lessons on Tuesday
No Wednesday at home
No makes for the model
No data on the phone
No recess like play tag
No fair with a wheel
No loving in a leaving
No steady for a deal
No next with rear view
No backseat like here
No address at Taylor rd.
No love seat like dear
No easy with an answer
No always with a true
No echoes at here that
No misses there but you
Poem Details | by
Laura Breidenthal |
Categories:
anxiety, blessing, freedom, funny, moving on, stress, words,
As quickly as you came,
You were gone. . .
Damn, am I glad.
5/25/2019
Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
conflict, health, humorous, moving on,
Away in an asylum
No release from his bed
Poor Fred can't escape
The loud voice in his head
The medic’s crowd round
By the bed where Fred lay
They admit they can’t help
There's no treatment today
Doctors are convinced
He’s not mentally ill
So they cannot assist him
There’s no magic pill
The voice they discover
Belongs to Fred’s wife
She’s so overbearing
And causes great strife
Docs are in agreement
That they fear for Fred’s life
He’ll stay with them fee free
To escape from his wife!
Fred loves the asylum
He lives there to this day
If his wife comes to visit
Staff just turn her away!