Humorous and funny Moving On poems and/or funny poems about Moving On. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Moving On funny poems!
Written by
P.S. Awtry
Categories:
goodbye, humor, moving on, red,
Red-Dress-Fabulous Goodbye
Oh no! What are YOU doing here?
I haven’t seen you in a year!
But I’m sure it’s perfectly clear,
I’m still red-dress fabulous, Dear!
You thought you could steal my spotlight?
You sauntered in like it’s your right.
But now you know, it's no fair fight—
I’m red-dress fabulous, tonight!
Surely you see, it’s my parade!
You’ve been upstaged. You’ve been out played!
And now your welcome’s been overstayed,
there in my red-dress-fabulous shade!
It's getting late and you should fly-
I bid you, red-dress-fabulous Good-bye!
January 15, 2019
Poem of the Day ~ January 17, 2019
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
humorous, moving on,
Flirting With Death
Sue removed her Rayban sunglasses
Batted her long dark eyelashes
A consummate flirt
She smoothed down her skirt
Then scattered her late husband’s ashes!
Many friends turned up at the wake
Sue handed out sherry and cake
With hands on her hips
And cherry red lips
She didn’t show signs of heartbreak!
Her dear Joe had been buried one week
Sue went dating a rich Arab sheikh
With her sexy hairstyle
and her womanly wile
the future didn’t look quite so bleak!
Flirt Contest
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Written by
Mike A.
Categories:
cheer up, funny, hilarious, men, moving on, parody
Poo Haiku
Something smells in here,
John forgot to flush again,
I think I'll move out!
Written by
Duke Beaufort
Categories:
appreciation, conflict, death, funny, moving on, , persona,
At the Bitter End
It’s my deathbed piano sonata
Fond farewell I say to a lotta
Note: At door there’s a fist--
A bouncer with the list
Of any persona non grata
Author's Note: This was inspired by my neighbor Lillian. We were talking the other day about dying and the fact that certain relatives would not be welcome at the party--the ones who have been nothing but trouble in life. Can't we at least enjoy our own demise?
Written by
Brenda Meier-Hans
Categories:
flower, funny, goodbye, imagination, leaving, nature
Moving On
Goodbye sweet friend it's time to go,
Don't act as if you did not know.
Now is the chance for me to show,
You have become my greatest foe
I'm leaving you at dawn.
Remember when we used to be
Like peas in a pod, you and me?
Now all I want is to be free
It's time I'm moving on.
The sun awoke to bless my sky,
Wind has given me wings to fly,
I'm feeling so free, I cannot lie
Turning I whisper one last goodbye,
As I'm leaving you at dawn.
Today has become my greatest test...
Find a field where my seed shall rest
Till when next year I'm a Dandelion pest.
That's why I'm moving on.
09.08. 2014
Written for Anthony Slausen’s Contest Moving On
Written by
Bill Lindsay
Categories:
fantasy, funny, moving on, scary,
Oh My Goodness
“It’s a boy!”
A day which will live long in the memory;
Such emotions as I have never experienced!
My whole life turned upside down
In that moment that we met,
I knew that I would never be the same,
Nor would I *ever return to Thailand ...
Written by
Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
emotions, funny love, grief, moving on, parents, perspective
Tell Your Child Everything Please
What do you think happens when you die?
I asked the sobbing 7-year-old.
She could not quit though.
She was in full-blown
keening, wailing,
shoulder shaking,
lip quivering,
keening, and screaming now,
sobbing mode.
Her very caring, loving, unselfish parent
Had told her about the death of her
Great-aunt Rose, whom she had
Never met who
Passed
In
1965
this morning.
It was the fifth time I had
seen her this week as
her great-great grandfather
had passed in 1972, 74, 78,
81, and 85.
Her mother, was the best
story-telling drug addicted
parent in the world
apparently,
and knew
what she
needed to
do to keep
lilttle one in
check.
Written by
Kristie Raburn
Categories:
culture, desire, encouraging, humor, moving on, nostalgia
Sky Falling
High above the parade ground
Our four groups of three
Lined up in a helicopter
Hovering over the trees
With parachutes heavy on our backs
The jump master checks for any slack
Chutes tightly packed, closed with twine
Fastened by cord to the static line
No one wants to be the first
Though we all willingly volunteered
After several hours of training
Our first time was finally here
Hooked into the floor
Inching closer to the open door
One by one... we jump
Our hearts in our throats... thump
Whoosh... we are floating
Slowly toward the ground
Open parachutes above us
Friends watching from the ground
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
career, education, giggle, moving on,
Enk Shuss Climbs the Ladder
Contrary to today's psychology
Enk Shuss majored in Anthropology
Though not very practical
Anthro proved quite tactical
Enk's the new head of Criminology
Written by
Roger Turner
Categories:
anger, divorce, funny, giggle, humorous, moving on
12 Days of Xmas
On the first day of x-mas
My ex wife gave to me
a card from her new attorney
On the second day of x-mas
My ex wife gave to me
Two weeks to leave
and a card from her new attorney
On the third day of x-mas
my ex wife gave to me
Three poloraids
two weeks to leave
and a card from her new attorney
On the fourth day of x-mas
my ex wife gave to me
Four hotel bills
Three polaroids
two weeks to leave
and a card from her new attorney
On the fifth day of x-mas
my ex wife gave to me
five ....oh hell
I was gone...by this time
who am I fooling
and a card from her new attorney
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
animal, fate, giggle, health, horse, moving on
Riding Stable
The horse I rode in on was, "Nellie"
Renown for the size of her belly
Although hot to trot
She farted a lot
And shook like a bowl full of jelly!
Written by
Volodymyr Knyr
Categories:
hero, humorous, mountains, moving on, people, places
Sisyphus
Sisyphus would hardly stop
even on the mountain's top.
Volodymyr Knyr
2017
Written by
Alex Nelson
Categories:
allusion, conflict, funny love, heartbroken, missing you, moving on
No No
No pen for a pocket
No purpose with a pull
No left with a reason
No right with a rule
No lessons on Tuesday
No Wednesday at home
No makes for the model
No data on the phone
No recess like play tag
No fair with a wheel
No loving in a leaving
No steady for a deal
No next with rear view
No backseat like here
No address at Taylor rd.
No love seat like dear
No easy with an answer
No always with a true
No echoes at here that
No misses there but you
Written by
The Fringe
Categories:
funny, introspection,
Moving On
I created a hell on Earth
Some might call it marriage
The immaturity of my vision
Oh God what a blunder
But the fault is mine
Because I believed in toxic things
Now I’m truly excited
What beauty now awaits me?
Written by
Agnes Bugeja
Categories:
break up, feelings, funny, humorous, moving on, silly
A Special Sale
Buy one and get one free
A special sale,but you can't buy me.
You had my heart and so much more
But you preferred the girl next door.
A very good price
But you know what they say
You get what you pay for
It shows everyday.
You can't send her back
you got her for free
The one that you paid for
Yes it was me!
I cost you time lost when you were with me.Your love and your laughter
was spent on me....
You get what you pay for.So now you're alone
Be careful for sales when theres no return.....
Written by
Rob Carter
Categories:
girlfriend, humor, leaving, moving on,
Boomerang
Can't get rid,
tried wiping on the mat.
Shits too ingrained
the smell just lingers.
Fumigation is futile,
I can't escape.
You just won't leave
Please go go go.
I think at last
you're gone for good.
Then STRIKE,
Back once again.
Leaving's so hard
for you to get.
Don't boomerang
Please, go go go.
Written by
Whit Deschner
Categories:
animal, fate, humor, moving on, relationship, stress
The Lingering Ling Cod
Grasped in the fish monger’s fingers
The lingering ling cod now lingers
Knowing in the fingers of the fish monger
A ling cod will linger no longer
Written by
Laura Breidenthal
Categories:
anxiety, blessing, freedom, funny, moving on, stress
Damn
As quickly as you came,
You were gone. . .
Damn, am I glad.
5/25/2019
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
conflict, health, humorous, moving on,
Away In An Asylum
Away in an asylum
No release from his bed
Poor Fred can't escape
The loud voice in his head
The medic’s crowd round
By the bed where Fred lay
They admit they can’t help
There's no treatment today
Doctors are convinced
He’s not mentally ill
So they cannot assist him
There’s no magic pill
The voice they discover
Belongs to Fred’s wife
She’s so overbearing
And causes great strife
Docs are in agreement
That they fear for Fred’s life
He’ll stay with them fee free
To escape from his wife!
Fred loves the asylum
He lives there to this day
If his wife comes to visit
Staff just turn her away!
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
humor, money, moving on,
Deposed
Cash may be King ~ but Credit gave us our Spending Spree ring
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
humor, moving on, travel, woman,
Ditch the Darn Queen
The King’s headaches have grown
since he's ascended the throne
And wearing that Crown
has turned his smile to a frown
Marrying the Queen’s
led to scenes unforeseen
With his new relatives
who make it hell just to live
In that beautiful palace
So, wishing no malice
If I were the King
I’d ditch the darn Queen
Move 'cross the pond from the palace
~ Love, ‘Debbie does Dallas’
Written by
Duke Beaufort
Categories:
art, devotion, feelings, humor, men, moving on
sign of the times
When the enterprise gets exposed
A brothel finds out it's opposed
The sign in the front
Men meet with a grunt
Says beat it we recently closed
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
father son, giggle, money, moving on, nostalgia,
The Art of Giving
I gave my son a dollar bill from eighteen-hundred thirty two
and a two-spot from that same year too
The question mark upon his face
implied I was from outer space
What's this? he managed in a thin voice
'Cash,' I replied, left with no choice
He shrugged his shoulders at the 'cash'
~ Promptly filed it in the trash
Written by
L Milton Hankins
Categories:
humorous, marriage, moving on,
Big Mistake
The odd way you looked
At me when I booked
Our honeymoon flight
I expected tears
Joyous ecstasy.
Then, I first knew ...
Did not know you,
Slow on the make
My sad mistake!
Held my breath
“Until death
Doth us part.”
Pre-nup?
What’s up?
Broke!
Written January 4, 2021
for Caren Krutsinger's
Diminished Hexaverse Contest
Written by
William Kelii Kekaula
Categories:
boxing day , character, humorous, moving on,
School Fights
Three o'clock -- time soon, the principal stopped, was clocked, signed by both winners!
2019 September 08