Humorous and funny Mule poems and/or funny poems about Mule. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Mule funny poems!
Written by
Tim Ryerson
Categories:
animal, funny,
Stubborn As a Mule
A mule got a species change operation and made a real *** of himself.
Written by
James Horn
Categories:
humorous,
Run Over By a Mule 2d Limerick
Run Over by a Mule 2d Limerick
In frenzy, we found a fool
Never had gone to school
Or any books ever read
So watched TV instead
Was run over by a mule.
Ho Ho Horn
Written by
Sotto Poet
Categories:
analogy, character, humorous,
The Mule
Thick bubbles of tea leaves, whistling in the kettle.
Most times, the mule was a symbol of obstinacy.
I don't mean bored but yet didn't grasp the fettle.
We're stuck here, so we'll continue for eternity.
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
animal, discrimination, giggle, senses,
To What End, a Mule
One end of a mule is certain to reek
Its alternative end whinnies and shrieks
A mule may let go
So you'd better know
Which end will just speak ~ and which spreads its cheeks
Written by
Randy Freie
Categories:
humorous,
40 Acres and a Mule
A former Canadian Mountie
Lost his mule and put up a bounty
Though he searched high and low
He got lost in the snow
And found his *** in the next county