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Poem Details | by
Tim Ryerson |
Categories:
animal, funny,
A mule got a species change operation and made a real *** of himself.
Poem Details | by
James Horn |
Categories:
humorous,
Run Over by a Mule 2d Limerick
In frenzy, we found a fool
Never had gone to school
Or any books ever read
So watched TV instead
Was run over by a mule.
Ho Ho Horn
Poem Details | by
Maurice Rigoler |
Categories:
humor,
Psst! Don’t tell
a mule this secret:
the unicorn,
like the mule,
is sterile, except
with a virgin.
While a mule
might find this enticing,
no decent mule
would dare try –
but a dumb *** might.
Poem Details | by
Sotto Poet |
Categories:
analogy, character, humorous,
Thick bubbles of tea leaves, whistling in the kettle.
Most times, the mule was a symbol of obstinacy.
I don't mean bored but yet didn't grasp the fettle.
We're stuck here, so we'll continue for eternity.
Poem Details | by
Gershon Wolf |
Categories:
animal, discrimination, giggle, senses,
One end of a mule is certain to reek
Its alternative end whinnies and shrieks
A mule may let go
So you'd better know
Which end will just speak ~ and which spreads its cheeks