Humorous and funny Muse poems and/or funny poems about Muse. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Muse funny poems!
Written by
Darlene Gifford
Categories:
humor, poetry, writing,
My Muse Alarm
I set my morning muse alarm for 2am.
But instead, it went off at three.
"Wake up!" he said, "It's me."
I reached for pen and paper. "Stop
fumbling, and turn on the light," he said.
"Or, you'll never be able to read
what I'm putting in your head."
"Why are you being so bossy?" I asked.
"Sorry," he said. "But I'm in a hurry
to get to the next poet's bed."
Written by
Carolyn Devonshire
Categories:
funny, on writing and wordsme, me, muse,
A Scolding From My Muse
For Miranda Lambert’s “Inspired” contest
By Carolyn Devonshire
I wanted to write for this contest;
But my muse was staging a protest.
“Take me to the sea,” it pled,
“In this house, I languish, dead;
Put me in touch with nature, a forest.”
“Don’t stare at a screen, confined by walls;
Locked inside, my inspiration falls.
Surely there’s a babbling brook
Or a valley’s overlook.
Give me something to work with,” muse calls.
“If you fail to respond, I’ll attack
As you’re sleeping in a room black.
Thoughts you will never recall
Cannot upon your page fall;
Without me you’re nothing but a hack!”
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
humor, muse,
Missing a Muse
A muse on the Isle of Man
Skipped to the loo aka "can"
But something went wrong
The queue was too long
How could she rush back to Jan?
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
how i feel, humorous, muse, poetry,
I Drew a Blank
I picked up my pen and tried hard to write,
words simply failed me and I drew a blank.
The harder I tried the worse it became
Where are the syllables when I need them?
Not a limerick or rhyme will appear …
my muse has gone on her spring holiday -
when she will return I have no idea!
I’m sad, how can I enter a contest
that I have little chance of placing in...
Oh well, I guess its another N/A
to add to my expanding collection.
N/A in contest finalised on 6/2/16
05~31~16
Written by
Greg Gaul
Categories:
class, fun, humor, muse, poets, uplifting
Oh Ogden, Our Ogden
Will one write an Ogden Nash?
A touch o' wink, bit a blink
And then, add a glint o' guile...
Doing all, with wryest smile.
Or could it come out "Mish-Nashed"?
Since Nash, he himself, had mashed
His isms into witticisms
Leaving most in a mad dash -
Tribute, 8 Line, Light Verse, 48 Words, To Ogden Nash
Noted American Poet 1902 - 1971
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
happy, humorous, muse, poetry,
One Hundred and One Words - For Contest
Casarah wants us to write happy
That’s not an easy job
My fickle muse has left me
She’s turned into quite a snob
She won’t let me write a poem that’s funny
Not even a short limerick
Now my world is dark not sunny
I’m feeling a little bit sick
So I’ve locked her in a cupboard
She’s wailing and creating a fuss
Her plans to gag me are scuppered
I’ve just GOT to write humourous
My capricious muse is locked away
I can hear her starting to cry
I’ll let her out one day
That doesn’t end with a Y!
Contest One hundred and one words - CHECKED WITH WORD COUNTER
Sponsor Casarah Nance
31st August 2015
Written by
Quoth Theraven
Categories:
halloween, humor, muse,
Charlie Brown's Luck
Charlie Brown got rocks
In his Halloween treat sack...
Snoopy made them friends
Written by
CayCay Jennings
Categories:
cute, desire, fruit, funny, muse, silly
Blueberries
fresh picked blueberries
stimulate poetic pens ~
my muse just wants pie
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
humorous, lost, muse, poetry,
Missing Muse
Has anyone seen my muse -
I think she’s gone on a world cruise
One where there’s plenty of booze
Then she can have a long snooze!
Why has she run away to sea
I’m searching for her constantly
I’m feeling really unhappy
Please can someone help me?
If you find her, please send her back
Then I’ll be fine and on the right track
I’ll take her out in my Cadillac
And confiscate her spotty knapsack!
Then my muse won’t be free to roam
She will have to stay with me here at home
So I won’t be left all alone to moan
And I’ll write poems in a massive tome
6th February 2017
Written by
Panagiota Romios
Categories:
feelings, humor, muse, poetess, writing,
Panagiota's Dream
Panagiota's Dream
With trepidation she picked up her pen.
Should I try this now.......or when?
Her Muse whispered in her ear!
"It's now or never, poetess, dear!"
Ah, that word "poetess" made her
divinely lightheaded.
And thus, my friends, she and her
pen are most happily wedded!
August 7, 2020
7:45pm PSt
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
humorous, missing you, muse,
Part Time Poet
Once active, my muse has gone on strike
I said come back, she said go take a hike!
I tried dipping my pen in dark ink
hand on brow; I’ve attempted to think
I began writing a very sad sonnet -
ended up with a second rate nonet!
Next I thought I would write a fun verse
t’was not funny it sounded quite terse
Guess my muse has just drifted away
I think she’s gone on a long holiday!
Now abroad she is on a sojourn
and I wonder when she will return
Till then I’m a part time poet
I’m bereft and I really know it!
Part time poet Contest
Sponsored by Michelle Faulkner
6/7/19
Written by
Newton Ranaweera
Categories:
humor, muse,
Mind
My roaming mind
I married to a Muse;
O, I’ve lost my life,
For, he gallops now.
Written by
Linda Alice Fowler
Categories:
funny, muse, poets, silly, tribute, writing
Christina
Once a muse named Christina
who had the wisdom of Athena
made a suggestion
sage without question
and I followed into that arena
she recommended that I write
‘bout fairy tale characters with bite
now there are many
to choose aplenty
I’ll be writing late into the night
Although Christina does not know it
she's turned me to a kind of poet
who can be silly
write willy nilly
and be careful that I don't blow it!
Written by
Peter Dome
Categories:
change, fantasy, fun, funny, muse, silly
If Women Rule the World
If women ruled the world
I'd have a sex change and be a girl
If you can't beat em
Join em.
Peter Dome. Copyright.2015.May.
Written by
Jerry T Curtis
Categories:
allusion, funny, humor, muse, nonsense, satire
Leaking Soup
OK
Someone leaked this poem
I thought I hid it well
I didn't post on the net
and there's no one I would tell
Perhaps it's North Korea
heard they're hacking everyone
or that group they call the Lizards
just out to have some fun
Now all the time I spent
to write it, gone to waste
All millions have to do now
is simply cut and paste
I'm sure by now, around the world
everyone has downloaded
and my pop-u-lar-i-ty
on the web, exploded
But I still have some little gems
of which I'll never let them peek
unless of course, I find the source
of how my poems leak
Written by
Eve Roper
Categories:
cat, children, fun, funny, imagery, muse
Can'T Catch Me
Can't Catch Me
field Mouse
did rouse
house cat
fell flat
took chase
fast race
small space
broke vase
smirk tease
took cheese
10/21/2016
Poetry Contest : FIVE FABULOUS FUN FOOTLES
Sponsored by: JAN ALLISON
Written by
Jesse Day
Categories:
confusion, funny, hope, muse, satire, trust
A Sweet Little Lie
I struggle to tell her this truth,
I consult with her pleasing smile.
Woe is a world where flaws exist,
As stains breed until flavors amend.
She hears me mince through fearful smarm,
Pandora hopes she leaves this peek alone.
A whim which daunts a doting kiss,
My muse weeps with this ugly breath.
If her heart breaks then mine will too,
She deserves a sweet little lie.
...........................................................
Contest Entry: A Special Secret
Sponsor: Lewis Raines
Written by
Charlie Knowlton
Categories:
dog, funny, good morning, morning, muse, pollution
Breakfast With My Yellow Lab Lucy
Wisping kitchen sunlight
through dust and wood smoke.
Golden hairs from her body
from a shake as she woke.
Rising up gently
slowly down as they float.
And brushing my oatmeal
with a fresh yellow coat.
Written by
William Darnell Sr
Categories:
february, humor, journey, literature, me, muse
Who I Am
Who Am I;
Who I am!
You;
may know me?
But you have no idea:
who I am?
See me?
I'm there;
Inside you now.
- Look?
See me again;
Right here, it's me!
- Who am I
- Who I am
Whoops!
Ha! Ha!
Well:
who was he?
Epic!!!
Revised Edition: August 23, 2021, 8:17 AM (EST)
Written by
João Camilo
Categories:
humorous, muse, poetry, poets,
Stuck
I know you craved for a poem
but there is a bigger problem:
I am stuck with the word seven
rhyming with the word heaven.
Maybe, from the spring I drank
merely poured verses in blank,
but no, an orphic power compels
and the poem flees and rebels.
So this is the best gift I have,
perhaps gray like a cold grave.
You may even claim it is fine
but I will not write a new line,
until my muse arouse again
and poesy is set to entertain.
Written by
Daniel Turner
Categories:
humorous, muse,
Muse On the Loose
My muse is on the loose in this blank page
At times I search for hours between these lines
An open notebook is an open cage
And when she leaves she's very hard to find
I try arousing her to no avail
With doodles in the margin killing time
I'll take a break, go out and check the mail
But she remains as silent as a mime
And yet I know that she will soon return
She's staring from this paper now at me
I guess you'd think by now that I should learn
When inspiration comes then there she'll be
She seems to come out when it's late at night
And always wakes me up and makes me write
original poem by Daniel Turner
Written by
Larry Belt
Categories:
funny, city, muse,
The Great Muse Ruse
Deep within the city of muse
A rebellion is taking place
The pain and loss is evident
On every poet's face
A trial of sorts has just begun
To find the muse of guilt
The city itself has been torn down
The city the muse has built
The words themselves are walking around
Void of inspiration
Thinking it has to be a big mistake
There's gotta be an explanation
The muse has banned together
Demanding to know the truth
A muse is charged with plagiarism
But the courts can't find the proof
Well I just made this story up
In case your still in shock
I just needed a way to explain
Away my writer's block
Written by
Weeping Willow
Categories:
humorous, me, muse, senses, sensual,
Sensuality Goes To
Where went sensuality?
asked my life morality
Answer was no quality
Full improbability
Still it is no clarity
where is my sensuality
I'm going to the city
thinking no morality
Written by
Phatt Matt
Categories:
appreciation, character, cool, humor, muse, mystery
Uncle Sammy
Once long ago
In the streets of Atlantis
I lived next to
A natural born dog whisperer
The Pied Piper of dogs
The neighbourhood dogs
Followed uncle Sammy everywhere
Every time when he went
To go and chop wood
He was safe in the forest
With all our dogs
Rumour has it he could speak dog
How cool was that?
No unwanted guests ever came uninvited
The dogs he owned felt spoiled
That he could do their bidding
Tricks you name it
Oh, uncle Sammy the wonder
Of the streets of Atlantis…
Written by
Carl (Pontiak) Chong
Categories:
fantasy, humor, image, imagination, lust, muse
Tight Squeeze
I posed up and took
a good long look,
Darn it seemed so
warm that nook.
Eased forward slowly
lining up carefully,
Scared of doing
damage, I entered
warily.
Slipped in slowly as
things got a bit
wet,
Took my time, sizing
up the tightness,
Backed up a bit in
my timid
nervousness.
Proceeded on in now
as it seemed huge,
Squeezed in as the
wetness became a
deluge.
Went in deep to the
welcoming warmness,
Opened the door to
such sweet hotness.
One foot on the
floor as I leaned
over the back,
Jammed my fingers
thru the wired
racks,
Pressed all the
right buttons no
real stress,
Damn garage door was
stuck open to my
distress.
Pontiak