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Written by Anne-Lise Andresen
Categories: humor, music,

- Piano -

                                      Patience is the first rule
                                      Passionate harmonies
                                      Playfully on the keys,
                                      painted in black and white
                                      Prelude in E minor
                                      Piano ... played all night
                                      Price; be famous and rich

Written by Jan Allison
Categories: humorous, integrity, music,

He's Got Verbal Diarrhoea

Mr Bombastic 
So sycophantic 
Spins discs of plastic
He’s so sarcastic -
Thinks he’s fantastic! 

He’s on a health kick
Eat prunes in aspic....
His guts turn spastic
Diarrhoea quite drastic!

02/10/20

Simple  silly scribbles after eating prunes for breakfast  whilst listening to an 'in your face dj' on internet radio!

Written by Timothy Hicks
Categories: humorous, music,

The Evolution of Music 2

Ludwig Van Beethoven played piano
with passion and sorrow,
But did he notice the crowds awestruck breath?
(For I heard he was deaf)

Ray Charles came some centuries after
bringing soul and laughter,
He didn't miss the sight of pretty girls
for music was his world.

Now there's Youtubers like Ronald Jenkees
expressing with such ease,
View by precious view, slowly tasting fame,
like Beethoven or Ray.

Written by Jan Allison
Categories: celebrity, humorous, music,

Celebrity Limerick - Bawdy

MICHAEL JACKSON


As Michael performed his routine
and belted out hit ‘Billy Jean’
When he grabbed his crotch
His voice rose one notch
Some critics deemed his moves obscene!

Limerick Contest

8/20/18

Written by Jessica Amanda Salmonson
Categories: animal, bird, farm, funny, music, silly

Chicken Singing Turkey In the Straw

Buck buck buh-buck-buck
Buck buck buh-buck
Buck buck, buck buck, buck buck buck
Bucka buck bucka bucka buck
A'buck buck buck.

Buh-KAW k'buck buck
Buh-KAW k'buck
Buh-KAW k'buck buck
Buh-KAW k'buck
Buck buck buck buck
Buck buck buck
Bucka buck bucka bucka buck
A'buck buck buck.

Written by Jesse Rowe
Categories: funny, music,

Maestro's Mistake

The maestro conducting the bands
Could get none to follow commands.
Though skilled and respected,
Sadly, he'd neglected
That morning to put on his pants.

2.7.20
For Tania Kitchin's Limerick contest
Confirmed syllable count 8-8-6-6-8

Written by Robin Lane
Categories: love, music, giggle,

Soundtrack

You manage to sneak
your way into every line of every song,
every rise and fall of the volume,
every repetition of a phrase,
and once you’re there, I play your face
along with the arpeggios.
Your smile becomes a musical phrase,
your laugh becomes a giggle of drums,
your scent the smooth, seamless transition
between tracks. And when the album ends,
leaving me in silence, in lonely darkness,
I feel you in the bed next to me,
whispering my name.

Written by William Kelii Kekaula
Categories: analogy, appreciation, change, drink, humor, international

True Blue Music Lovers

True Blue Music Lovers

Eyes squeezed, ears held shut,

When the Koto is plucked, and

Kimono girl shrieks in league,

After much sake,

The Zither is fined tuned, and

The Soprano is well dressed.

2019 April 29

*3rd Place*

Best Sedoka - 577-577
~~Lu Loo

Written by Sharon Peeples
Categories: funny, music,

Classic Grumblings

The piano grumbled at his touch,
Playing fortissimo on command...
Nerves of steel snapping a string.

Ambitious to a fault, practicing the night into alarm,
Lizst spilled from the printed page
Like sour milk for a feral cat.

As he rose from the bench, music in hand,
An audible whispered relief rustled the curtains
And silence cradled the grateful room.

Written by David Crandall
Categories: humor, music,

Satisfaction

Remember what you were taught in school!
While you may think it gains you traction, 
You sound the ungrammatical fool.  
Say, "I can't get ANY satisfaction".

Written by John Fenn
Categories: fantasy, funny, happiness, imagination, music, nature

There Are Fairies At the Bottom of My Garden

There are Fairies at the bottom of my garden
And they visit every evening, for a dance
They are lovely to behold and very welcome
I just wish they didn’t trample on my plants

Their favourite dance appears to be the Salsa
They do it with such style and aplomb
Much better than last week when they were jivin’
It appeared they’d hit the garden with a bomb

So I do believe in Fairies, ‘cos I’ve seen them
And every night I watch them, in a trance
They are graceful and delightful and enchanting
“Oi, Tinkerbell, get off my bloody plants”


©  John W Fenn  14-07-2009

Written by Mark J. Halliday
Categories: beauty, funny love, magic, music, passion, song

Spanish Gypsy

Guitars seduce me
With stacatto semi-tones
Spanish Gypsy scales

Written by R. Erin Lenth
Categories: computer-internet, funny, music,

Rick Roll

Rick, you got me once again;
I'm tired of feeling dumb.
Curse your mindless hyperlinks!
Kiss my big fat bum!

Rick, I'll never pass it on,
On this day or another.
Let the halfwits have their fun.
Let them have their druthers.



© 2011, R. Erin Lenth

Written by Chaim Wilson
Categories: age, humorous, music,

Gregorian Chant Rap

Mozart composed the Jazz of his day,
Bach could Rock in the same way,
Music is music,
Melodies mimic,
Young tunes turn classical fogies’ heads gray.

Written by John Williams
Categories: humorous,

Music Is Alive

A musician resting in a spar,
Was playing his electric guitar,
An almighty spark
Plunged his home into dark,
He was left with a musical scar.

Written by Peter Randazzo
Categories: food, funny, music,

Tortellini Tunes

Why have my guitar
strings turned into spaghetti?
What a saucy mess.

Written by Reynard Blake Jr
Categories: america, humor, irony, music, people, political

Governor Brewer From Arizona

Governor Brewer From Arizona 
(song parody based on “Girl From Impanema”)

Short, tanned, governor of A-Z
Wagged finger at the commander-and-chief
That was so tasteless
And very racist
So odd!

Brewer dissed Barack Obama
And said Obama was threatening
Guards should have grabbed her
And teach her manners
By far!

Oh – is he really so thin-skinned?
Oh – don’t she know he’s a gangster?
He – killed Bin Laden with SEAL teams

Then he rescued folks from Somalis
He likes guns and diplomacy

Short, tanned, governor of A-Z
Racial profiling is so ungodly
Tell me what happens
In time
To economies
And brown folks don’t leech
And brown folks don’t leech

Written by Dan Keir
Categories: art, beauty, confusion, dream, education, funny

All About the Music: the Infinite Magic of Lyricism

Pop may be catchy
But not lyrically deep
Case in point: Chris Brown.


(N.B. Poem written after hearing "Don't Wake Me Up")

Written by Rudolph Rinaldi
Categories: deep, funny, music, nature, truth,

Snapple Bottle and Cap

the underside 
of the Snapple bottle cap
reads 
that the nothingness 
of a black hole
generates a sound 
in the key of B flat

who can doubt
a Snapple cap

Written by Jslambert Mister Roboto
Categories: animals, children, funny, life, music, nature

Haik-Hoot

Wise owl at his post
"hoo, ha, hoo...hoo, hoo, hoo, hooooo"
thus he gives a hoot!

Written by James Cottrell
Categories: crazy, funny, humorous, leaving, music, parody

Nacho Man Village People Macho Man Short Parody

Nacho
Nacho Man
Nacho
Nacho Man
Baby you know that I am Nacho Man

Written by Jim David
Categories: funny, holiday, music, parody, song-

Walkin' With My Wiener In My Hand......

(to the tune of "Winter Wonderland")

See the frost, watch it glisten
Too much beer, I'm on a mission
To write my name in the snow 
With a funny yellow glow
Walkin' with my wiener in my hand!

Got a trenchcoat that I'm wearing
So that I can do some "sharing"
Maybe my legs are too white
That gives 'em a fright
Walkin' with my wiener in my hand!

At the lounge we were chillin'
After time, my bladder's fillin'
I stagger left and then right
Hope I make it in time
Walkin' with my wiener in my hand!

Feels so good to drain my lizard
From behind I hear a whisper
"I hope you'll be done soon, 
'cause you're in the ladies room!"
Walkin' with my wiener in my hand!

Written by Randy Imwalle
Categories: funny, music,

An Elf From Nantucket

There is an old elf from Nantucket
He carries his harp in a bucket
When I asked him why
He gave this reply,
"It makes it so easy to pluck it!

Written by Sharon Smith
Categories: funny, humorous, music, science fiction,

William Shatner

William Shatner (Captain Kirk),
Best known for his acting work,
In music he would speak the song,
Resulting in a say-along.