Humorous and funny Musings poems and/or funny poems about Musings. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Musings funny poems!
Written by
Carolyn Devonshire
Categories:
funny, holiday
Valentine's Day Musings
All year long he puts my heart on a shelf
No surprise I’d rather be by myself
If there’s no Valentine treat
From this worthless hunk of meat
He can go on making love to himself
Remember there’s an “I” in Valentine
So if no one’s around to say, “Be mine”
Just splurge – get a new hairdo
Party with an all-girl crew
Check out the divorce rate and say, “I’m fine”
*For Francine's Valentine Limerick contest
Written by
Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories:
bird, humorous,
Musings of a Wise Old Owl
Mused the owl roosting on a pine tree shoot,
"My colleagues think I'm not very astute,
But I wisely perch in pines,
Not on hot transmission lines!
If they singe their butts I don't give a hoot!"
Written by
Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories:
boy, funny,
Musings of An Old Flyboy
When I enlisted in the Air Force, homosexuality was illegal,
Then it became optional and has recently been declared legal!
Now that I've been long retired and have grown old and hoary,
I'm thankful I got out before someone decided to make it mandatory!
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
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Written by
Grace Williams
Categories:
art, funny, lost love,
Musings
Could someone please loan me a muse?
Without one I can only cruze.
For I read your words sweet
Knowing mine were once fleet.
Muted I fear my mind I will lose.
He made a wonderful start
But storms now don't trouble our hearts.
Wind is more consistant than he
I'm in a perminant lee
I need an actor, or a brand new part.
Written by
Carolyn Devonshire
Categories:
friendship, funny, on writing and words,
Musings From a Meter Maid
A meter maid I’ve never been
But Deb’s convinced me I have sinned
So now I write this verse for her
With hopes her wrath I won’t incur
“Defrost” is said as de’ frost here
The South is different, it’s so clear
Sur-re’-al sometimes sounds sur-eel’
But what means more is how I feel
About a poem and what it says
If written by a serf or prez
My meter’s time is running out
This WAS a strain, beyond a doubt
*LOL :) Entry for the Meter Contest
Iambic Pentameter
Written by
Teddy Kimathi
Categories:
humor, imagery, life, metaphor, mystery, philosophy
Random Musings
One random time in class,
our teacher asked us what came first;
the chicken or the egg?
We were all divided with our answers until date…..
Today, I ask.
What came first, politics or a politician?
Our answers may seem easy,
but it’s like looking for an edge in a circle.
I asked a scientist that question,
And he replied
“A politician cannot exist without politics!”
I asked a clergy and he replied
“Man creates his own ideas……”
I asked a politician the same question,
and he told me that getting an answer
was as incredulous as voting for two candidates
at the same time.
Soon I began to wonder whether I was politicking
my thoughts without knowing it……
Written by
Dr. Robert Ippaso
Categories:
anxiety, humorous, parody, political, satire, usa
A President's Musings - In Trumps Own Words
“Impeach, Impeach” the chorus grows
Wise is the phrase “What I shall reap is what I sow”,
Show me the way, find me a door,
For this great stage I crave no more.
God know’s I’ve tried, perhaps too much
To put the world to rights and such
Is my reward, forlorn by friend and foe
I’ve never in my life felt so very low.
What will I do, how should I act,
Shall I perhaps try dignity and tact?
But why now fall for this vile ruse
To be sidelined, become a mere recluse?
Let me stand tall, tell them what’s what,
If I recall they did sign squarely on the dot,
I’ll show them how it still can be,
To have the greatest President our world will surely ever see.
Written by
Brittany Reynolds
Categories:
funny, natural disasters, nature,
Slightly Incoherent Storm Musings
Let’s see how long the electricity stays.
The lights have flickered
once.
But the wind still blows
and I expect twice to happen tonight.
Nature inspires verse with a touch of fright
that’s joy to compose.
Dunce.
Thrill and Risk bickered
with Sense over loyalty of my ways.
Written by
Mason Land
Categories:
funny,
Early Morning Musings
Night fades,
Day breaks;
Shattered pieces of Crescent Moon
fall on grass
in glittering specks.
The Sun yawns and stretches;
Too early to wake up,
I wake up.
Dawning my
fuzzy pink bathrobe
to greet the
breaking Night
and
sobering of the Sun,
I am greeted,
in turn,
by a herald of the news.
Upon a steel horse,
he glances at me,
once,
twice,
and hurls a chunk of knowledge at me.
Knowledge is power, and power hurts.
I remind myself to get a dog.
Written by
Kim Rodrigues
Categories:
history, humor,
Musings After Getting Shot
i’ve been shot.
this is hysterical.
i mean historical.
this is good
no, better.
the softest tip, not even
a black and blue pinch.
meanest
no, but yes
meaningful.
amazing grace in a tube;
i’ve trusted a God that is good
up to this point,
forever still —
not ill.
should i bend over for the second installment?
now that
would
be
hysterical;
historical too.
perhaps for this i’d keep my mask on
my face —
red underneath.
3/24/2021
Written by
John Lawless
Categories:
humor, poets, writing,
Crumpled Musings
Methinks it is a hidden curse
This vain attempt to write in witty verse
To take the words and put them in reverse
Turn them to sardonic lines quite terse
Yet I pamper them as bedside nurse
With shaking head and lips that tightly purse
While rolling crumpled musings to the hearse
John G. Lawless
©1/17/2023
Written by
John Lawless
Categories:
confusion, faith, humor,
Musings On Faith
in my previous incarnation I was an immortalized Tomato soup can, in my present form I am an alleged poet