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childhood, children, funny, kid, moon, my child, parents,
I really want the moon, who smiles oh so bright,
to be a little different, if only for tonight.
Last night it was a circle, same as the night before,
its always been a circle, and that is such a bore.
So little star up in the sky, I wish I may and might,
make the moon a triangle, and make it pink, not white.
*Last night my 2 year old daughter saw the moon and said, "I really want the moon to be a triangle, but it keeps being a circle!"
child, daughter, family, girl, grandchild, humorous, my child, silly,
I know a little girl named Hannah
A pretty, bashful and quiet child
But when she goes to visit Nanna
She eats too much chocolate and goes wild!
daughter, fantasy, giggle, imagination, my child, simple,
A twinkle of light in the midnight sky
Giggles, cuddles and a sweet lullaby
She sweeps through the house with her barefoot toes
Leaving a trail of glitter everywhere she goes
Mark Paul van der Merwe
child, confusion, father, fun, funny, silly, teacher,
Once upon a shopping day you see,
A lady was staring at me,
She asked if I remember her,
Uncomfortably I said no,
To this she said, you must know,
As I have your child,
I jumped and explained my past that was wild,
I met a woman like you at the pub,
From there we went to a club,
We were both extremely drunk,
Probably as bad as a skunk,
I had my way with you on the table,
I had my way with you in the stable,
As a matter of fact so did my friend,
This I’m sure the enjoyment you did extend,
Well this could be why,
This child could be from any guy,
No you explained, you fool,
I am a teacher at your child’s school.
animal, forgiveness, love, mother, mum, my child,
Hurry, hurry, hurry
Funny bunny plays
Windy sunny field
Muddy small silly
Mummy still loves
Muddy funny bunny
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boy, children, funny, humorous, my child, nursery rhyme, silly,
was so thin
A soda straw
fit over him.
child, hilarious, humor, my child,
"Ucle," Joe said: "did you feel no pain
Falling from that mango tree?
Would you do it, please, again,
'Cos my brother here didn't see."
adventure, beautiful, brother, child, crazy, hilarious, humor, my child,
Joe made a big mark
He painted his albino brother black
When mother found him guilty
Joe said: "black is beauty."
food, humor, humorous, my child, son,
What my son loves the most is good food,
be it toasted or roasted or stewed.
Can he put it away!
A filet and entrée
will go in and then out of this dude.
child, family, humor, humorous, my child,
If your children — those losers — are moving back home
even though they were told to explore and to roam,
treat the deadbeats with tact
and remember a fact —
it was YOUR DNA inside YOUR chromosome.
allegory, allusion, analogy, art, beautiful, beauty, boy, cat, change, cheer up, crazy, culture, cute, cute love, deep, devotion, dream, emotions, family, farewell, friendship, fun, funny, funny love, giggle, heartbreak, hope, humanity, image, imagery, imagination, irony, joy, love, love hurts, metaphor, my child, perspective, poems, poetess, poetry, poets, psychological, smile, social, society, surreal, sympathy, tiger,
…is a cat not the totem of love
your physical contact generates feelings
were the neurons release
the feeling for good vibes
by stroking soft gentle fur
strong n deep is the purr
serenity brings your heart
cools your feelings
you love your cat
the best as you can
but like beautiful rose thorns
can cut like razors
so can the claws of a cat...
love can turn, hurt, bite, flee...
And just like that your cat is gone
to someone else…
And only the echoes of little pads are left!
1st grade, 2nd grade, funny, humor, humorous, my child, perspective,
Delight, happiness, Oozes from her pores.
Shopping spree with girl, age 6.
Can't wait 'til age 7.
She had all kinds of suggestions.
I was raising my children incorrectly.
She could not stop giving me ideas.
She had never had children of her own,
but I pretended to listen.
My children groaned when they saw her coming.
Made themselves scarce, which gave me a little break.
Ten years later when she had her own children she apologized
for all of those "I would never.'s" because she told me that she has now.