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Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: humorous, inspirational,


We boarded a flight to Hong Kong Our pilot was called Sum Ting Wong I’d a smile on my face As his flying was ace - His parents sure got his name wrong! 09 04 17

Poem Details | by john williams |
Categories: funny,

What A Name

A good looking plumber named Marty Ridge,
Met the girl of his dreams near a pub fridge,
Even though very attracted to this plumber man,
Sue had to say no when asked for her hand,
She just couldn't  be known as, Sue Ridge.

Poem Details | by Andrea Dietrich |
Categories: humorous,

How Wounded Thunder Earned His Name

               You stand on "Wounded Thunder's” hallowed ground.

                He boomed such boastful tales  that fearless chief!

                There was no brave as clever to be found

                until he met the source of all his grief.

                There came a one who all his tricks would tell,

                and this is where he made his greatest blunder.

                The minx so bold who knew him all too well

                he married, . . . . and her name was "Stealing Thunder."

Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: baby, humorous,


Got married, my surname’s now Cotton, Our baby’s name can’t be forgotten, We called her ‘ Polly Esther’ (I’m considered a jester) My family thought we were rotten! 11/06/20

Poem Details | by Keith O.J. Hunt |
Categories: humor, metaphor, romantic,

Her Name was Chamomile

Her name was Chamomile.....

   she filled my heart ablaze,

   one lazy-October day,

   batting those eyes ---

   such guile!

A poor, romantic little thing,

   hopeless to begging love,

   sick with gorgeous news ---

   her hero (would he flew)

   'ere her aching heart,

   explode a thousand pleas

   for her sensuous sylph-self

The men were dogs for her,

   back in the day;

   her hair smelled of Chamomile....

   her eyes teased with Chamomile....

   her lips, red and wanting,

   her crimson-spiced kiss....

But she be only mine,

   as she oozed down my throat....

Poem Details | by JSLambert Mister ROBOTO |
Categories: art, funny, happiness, inspirational, life, on work and working, passion, philosophy, school, teen, uplifting,

CHANGED MY Underwear,------- and My Name

change my name 
fairly often, I suppose

change my clothes 
area codes
and Imma' damn gypsy, ya' see

keep it fresh ta' death
speck of blood
ketchup on my attire

got more rhymes 
than I got grey hairs
that's an effing lot
because i got my share

digg a 
hot-fire piece of passionate verse
those are 
rare to find

if  only poets would 
unleash the fury 
instead of 
holding back
what's really 
on their mind...

I must say...
the library, 
the internet, 
the etc. etc...
would be a less stinky place...
AND, maybe 
I'd keep my name, and sever ties with 
underwear's elastic,
and just go 
APE-Spit Spastic!~

Poem Details | by Shanity Rain |
Categories: art, career, change, future, humor, humorous, identity, image, international, me, mystery, poetess, rain, symbolism, words, writing,

Shanity Rain

            So many amazing Artist ~
             one would never complain

            Just to be amongst all Soup 
             my name will never be plain

            I love all indiscriminately 
            My friends you'll  remain 

            Not to confuse or cause pain
            for the reason lies not in Vain

             From now on just call me 
                Shanity Rain ~

           However my Children remind me , I'm Insane ~
        '   Shanity Rain  my new Pen name  '

Poem Details | by Sean Kelly |
Categories: funny, new year,

New Name Year .

H e was always the saintly , quiet one
 A and everyone knew his name .
 P etula Francis Xaviar
 P uts Johnny Cash's Sue to shame .
 Y et , he always held his dignity

 N o matter , who would provoke
 E specially , his crazy sister
 W alter Benedict , who he'd gladly choke .

 Y es , it was time for big decisions
 E specially for twenty ten
 A nd sissy names , particularly , ain't for real men ;( so he is now )
 R egina , Catie , Seanie , Carol Poetry , the Pen ..

Inspired for Carol's Happy New Year contest and "dared "to write and present this , by Catie .

Poem Details | by Sara Kendrick |
Categories: funny,

What Is In A Name

There once was a man with the last name Butts  
He really must have been nuts
When a son he did sire
This name he did conspire
Seymore was the name a decisive cut

Not an original idea...

Poem Details | by Ken Duddle |
Categories: funny,

The Pub With A Fishy Name

There is a pub in the Midlands
Which goes by a fishy name.
Be careful what you say in there.
Or you won't be let in again.

It won't be swearing that'll get you barred
Or the starting of a fight
But suggestions to improve the beer.
Or compliments when it's right.

So when next in Leicester
Try a friendly pub instead
The place many recommend
Is the good old Kings Head.

Poem Details | by Beatrice Boyle |
Categories: funny,

Vanity, Thy Name Is Woman

Vanity…Thy Name Is Woman!

My house is on fire
What shall I do
I’ve seconds to decide
My choices are few
Shall I grab my money
My precious jewels
Or my brand new furry
Bedside mules?

This smoke is deadly
I can hardly breathe
I make a mental list
Of what to bequeath
But live or die
I’ll wear my designer dress
I’ve got to look great
For all the press!

Copyright2012 Beatrice Boyle
(All rights reserved)

For Kristen Bruni's Last Chance Poetry Contest

Poem Details | by john williams |
Categories: funny,

Name Shock

The service conducted by the Reverend Bailey,
Irene Paula Lee married Jonathon Daley,
Now thee months since that day has passed,
Things going smoothly, nothing aghast,
Until a letter came addressed to, I. P. Daley

Poem Details | by John lawless |
Categories: humor,

JOHN LAWLESS - for What's in a Name contest

He worked for the wages of sin
knowing his chances were slim
surname of Lawless
tree on his shield crest
taut rope hanging over stout limb

John G. Lawless

submitted to – What’s in your name – poetry contest
sponsor – C.T.

Poem Details | by Geoffrey Brewer |
Categories: humor,

Ultimate Name Drop

When it comes to name dropping, my lord!
You can’t go much higher than Gawd
Though I have to say 
We don’t speak every day
He calls me when He’s feeling bored

Poem Details | by PAT Adams |
Categories: humorous, word play,

Up To Their Name

Randy likes all the girls
Curly Sue has lots of curls

Les just could not be much more
Mary's had husbands galore

Lief lives up in a tree
Rick has stacks of wood to see

Rock always lays on a hill
Woody loves a blue pill

Bob's up and down the street
Neil can't stand up on his feet

Taylor sews clothes all day
Doug makes holes for pay

Chance would bet his last quarter
Eileen has one leg shorter

What do they all have the same?
They all live up to their name!

Poem Details | by Charles Reese |
Categories: humorous,

Name This Meal

Now ever body knows
That a meal ate between
Breakfast and lunch is brunch
But can you name this meal

What do you call a meal
between lunch and dinner
What is its name do tell
Maybe lunner, or linner

What if you're country
They've dinner and supper
So what would they call it
Dupper maybe dipper

Now I'm a bit confused
After all I know not
What  this meals name is called
Do you, what has been taught

Name that meal if you get a chance
Then tell me what it is called
For if this meal has no name
I would be so appalled

Poem Details | by Julie Grenness |
Categories: allusion, devotion, feelings, for him, funny love, hero, longing,



They nearly met when younger,
She met him on the 12th of never,
They grew old apart, whatever,
Ships in the night of stars,
Ever fond thoughts from afar,
She met him on the 12th of never,
Luna kept him young forever.

Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: humorous,


I lie in bed dreaming sweet dreams
Smooth sheets caress my body
Curled up with the one I love
You gently call my name 
Whispering sweet nothings in my ear
Singing me the sweetest song
I turn over and I reach out for you
Don’t you just hate it when the radio alarm clock goes off?

Jan Allison
22nd August 2014

Poem Details | by Richard Pickett |
Categories: funny,

Soup Name

Richard Pickett's the name
and writings the game,
all my friends I sure love to raz,
But here on the soup, I'll give you the scoop,
I'm the guy, with the nickname , The Taz......

Poem Details | by Sara Kendrick |
Categories: funny, imagination, people

Twins In Name Only

Pickles dressed up in black eight inch heels
Tickles snuggled in flannel gown with toy eel
Pickles danced all night
To waning moonlight
Pickles home late tripped over eel took spill

Poem Details | by john williams |
Categories: funny,

What's In A Name

Ima Risk a flim-flam man,
Was always looking for a scam,
Selling his useless diet pills
And passing phony money bills,
Until a judge incarcerated his can.

alternate last line: Until a judge incarcerated his can in the can.

Poem Details | by Marlene Murray |
Categories: funny, people,

Name Fame

Two brothers of stature and wit
A business to start, they'd commit.
The desire for fame
Was in their last name
Now Two-Morrows a work in profit!

Poem Details | by Andrew Battaglino |
Categories: funny,

Seaman name Seamour

There once was a seaman named Seymour
Who dived thirty feet down the ocean floor
When he spotted a great white shark 
He swam up to the top like a rocket spark
And left the sea for the mountains of Lenoir

ring size 8.5
azure color

Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: cat, humorous, word play,

WHAT'S IN A NAME - word play warning

My auntie whose name is Selene Will say things I deem are obscene She tripped over her cat and exclaimed 'cooking fat!' - My toddler had witnessed this scene He said ‘Mummy can we get a cat’ I’ll play with it on our door mat Oh mummy I’m smitten can I have a kitten I’ll christen my cat ‘cooking fat’ I said sorry we can’t have a cat We live in a tower block flat I’ll buy you a new toy As you’ve been a good boy (I’m adept as a diplomat!) For my sweet friend BB xx 07/29/21

Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: humorous, jobs, word play,

Name Fame bawdy - For Mike Gentile

A newbie has just hit the scene She’s sassy, and sings like a dream Her name kinda rocks She’s called Fonda Cox It’s perfect cos she’s a drag queen! Thanks to Mike Gentile for his comment on my Poem of the Year poem, which has inspired me to write this one 05/17/22