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Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
humorous, inspirational,
We boarded a flight to Hong Kong
Our pilot was called Sum Ting Wong
I’d a smile on my face
As his flying was ace -
His parents sure got his name wrong!
09 04 17
Poem Details | by
John Williams |
Categories:
funny,
A good looking plumber named Marty Ridge,
Met the girl of his dreams near a pub fridge,
Even though very attracted to this plumber man,
Sue had to say no when asked for her hand,
She just couldn't be known as, Sue Ridge.
Poem Details | by
Andrea Dietrich |
Categories:
humorous,
You stand on "Wounded Thunder's” hallowed ground.
He boomed such boastful tales that fearless chief!
There was no brave as clever to be found
until he met the source of all his grief.
There came a one who all his tricks would tell,
and this is where he made his greatest blunder.
The minx so bold who knew him all too well
he married, . . . . and her name was "Stealing Thunder."
Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
baby, humorous,
Got married, my surname’s now Cotton,
Our baby’s name can’t be forgotten,
We called her ‘ Polly Esther’
(I’m considered a jester)
My family thought we were rotten!
11/06/20
Poem Details | by
John Lawless |
Categories:
age, humor, memory,
It would seem
That age should
Soften and feather
Our memories
Smooth off the edges
Make them user friendly.
As I get older
As in being “old”
Longer than most are “old”
I still stumble on
Old discarded lies
Prick myself with
Shattered dreams
Burn myself by touching
Still too hot …you know
Secrets….angers…angst
There are still a few
I’d like to go back and….
Well, should’a done it then.
I believe it is a curse
One I must endure
Until “death do I part”
For I learned years ago
MEMORIES
ARE THE ONE THING
WE NEVER FORGET
Poem Details | by
Beatrice Boyle |
Categories:
funny,
Vanity…Thy Name Is Woman!
My house is on fire
What shall I do
I’ve seconds to decide
My choices are few
Shall I grab my money
My precious jewels
Or my brand new furry
Bedside mules?
This smoke is deadly
I can hardly breathe
I make a mental list
Of what to bequeath
But live or die
I’ll wear my designer dress
I’ve got to look great
For all the press!
Copyright2012 Beatrice Boyle
(All rights reserved)
For Kristen Bruni's Last Chance Poetry Contest
Poem Details | by
Keith O.J. Hunt |
Categories:
humor, metaphor, romantic,
Her name was Chamomile.....
she filled my heart ablaze,
one lazy-October day,
batting those eyes ---
such guile!
A poor, romantic little thing,
hopeless to begging love,
sick with gorgeous news ---
her hero (would he flew)
'ere her aching heart,
explode a thousand pleas
for her sensuous sylph-self
The men were dogs for her,
back in the day;
her hair smelled of Chamomile....
her eyes teased with Chamomile....
her lips, red and wanting,
her crimson-spiced kiss....
But she be only mine,
as she oozed down my throat....
Poem Details | by
Jslambert Mister Roboto |
Categories:
art, funny, happiness, inspirational, life, on work and working, passion, philosophy, school, teen, uplifting,
I
change my name
like
underwear...
fairly often, I suppose
I
change my clothes
like
area codes
and Imma' damn gypsy, ya' see
I
keep it fresh ta' death
nada
speck of blood
or
ketchup on my attire
I
got more rhymes
than I got grey hairs
and
that's an effing lot
because i got my share
I
digg a
hot-fire piece of passionate verse
those are
indeed
rare to find
YET...
if only poets would
unleash the fury
instead of
holding back
what's really
on their mind...
I must say...
the library,
the internet,
the etc. etc...
would be a less stinky place...
AND, maybe
I'd keep my name, and sever ties with
underwear's elastic,
and just go
APE-Spit Spastic!~
Poem Details | by
Shanity Rain |
Categories:
art, career, change, future, humor, humorous, identity, image, international, me, mystery, poetess, rain, symbolism, words, writing,
So many amazing Artist ~
one would never complain
Just to be amongst all Soup
my name will never be plain
I love all indiscriminately
My friends you'll remain
Not to confuse or cause pain
for the reason lies not in Vain
From now on just call me
Shanity Rain ~
However my Children remind me , I'm Insane ~
' Shanity Rain my new Pen name '
Poem Details | by
Ken Duddle |
Categories:
funny,
There is a pub in the Midlands
Which goes by a fishy name.
Be careful what you say in there.
Or you won't be let in again.
It won't be swearing that'll get you barred
Or the starting of a fight
But suggestions to improve the beer.
Or compliments when it's right.
So when next in Leicester
Try a friendly pub instead
The place many recommend
Is the good old Kings Head.
Poem Details | by
Sean Kelly |
Categories:
funny, new year,
H e was always the saintly , quiet one
A and everyone knew his name .
P etula Francis Xaviar
P uts Johnny Cash's Sue to shame .
Y et , he always held his dignity
N o matter , who would provoke
E specially , his crazy sister
W alter Benedict , who he'd gladly choke .
Y es , it was time for big decisions
E specially for twenty ten
A nd sissy names , particularly , ain't for real men ;( so he is now )
R egina , Catie , Seanie , Carol Poetry , the Pen ..
Inspired for Carol's Happy New Year contest and "dared "to write and present this , by Catie .
Poem Details | by
Sara Kendrick |
Categories:
funny,
There once was a man with the last name Butts
He really must have been nuts
When a son he did sire
This name he did conspire
Seymore was the name a decisive cut
Not an original idea...
Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
humorous,
I lie in bed dreaming sweet dreams
Smooth sheets caress my body
Curled up with the one I love
You gently call my name
Whispering sweet nothings in my ear
Singing me the sweetest song
I turn over and I reach out for you
Don’t you just hate it when the radio alarm clock goes off?
Jan Allison
22nd August 2014
Poem Details | by
John Williams |
Categories:
funny,
The service conducted by the Reverend Bailey,
Irene Paula Lee married Jonathon Daley,
Now thee months since that day has passed,
Things going smoothly, nothing aghast,
Until a letter came addressed to, I. P. Daley
Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
humorous, jobs, word play,
A newbie has just hit the scene
She’s sassy, and sings like a dream
Her name kinda rocks
She’s called Fonda Cox
It’s perfect cos she’s a drag queen!
Thanks to Mike Gentile for his comment on my Poem of the Year poem, which has inspired me to write this one
05/17/22
Poem Details | by
John Lawless |
Categories:
humor,
He worked for the wages of sin
knowing his chances were slim
surname of Lawless
tree on his shield crest
taut rope hanging over stout limb
John G. Lawless
11/21/2015
submitted to – What’s in your name – poetry contest
sponsor – C.T.
Poem Details | by
Geoffrey Brewer |
Categories:
humor,
When it comes to name dropping, my lord!
You can’t go much higher than Gawd
Though I have to say
We don’t speak every day
He calls me when He’s feeling bored
Poem Details | by
Pat Adams |
Categories:
humorous, word play,
Randy likes all the girls
Curly Sue has lots of curls
Les just could not be much more
Mary's had husbands galore
Lief lives up in a tree
Rick has stacks of wood to see
Rock always lays on a hill
Woody loves a blue pill
Bob's up and down the street
Neil can't stand up on his feet
Taylor sews clothes all day
Doug makes holes for pay
Chance would bet his last quarter
Eileen has one leg shorter
What do they all have the same?
They all live up to their name!
Poem Details | by
Charles Reese |
Categories:
humorous,
Now ever body knows
That a meal ate between
Breakfast and lunch is brunch
But can you name this meal
What do you call a meal
between lunch and dinner
What is its name do tell
Maybe lunner, or linner
What if you're country
They've dinner and supper
So what would they call it
Dupper maybe dipper
Now I'm a bit confused
After all I know not
What this meals name is called
Do you, what has been taught
Name that meal if you get a chance
Then tell me what it is called
For if this meal has no name
I would be so appalled
Poem Details | by
Julie Grenness |
Categories:
allusion, devotion, feelings, for him, funny love, hero, longing,
HER NAME WAS LUNA
They nearly met when younger,
She met him on the 12th of never,
They grew old apart, whatever,
Ships in the night of stars,
Ever fond thoughts from afar,
She met him on the 12th of never,
Luna kept him young forever.
Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
cat, humorous, word play,
My auntie whose name is Selene
Will say things I deem are obscene
She tripped over her cat
and exclaimed 'cooking fat!' -
My toddler had witnessed this scene
He said ‘Mummy can we get a cat’
I’ll play with it on our door mat
Oh mummy I’m smitten
can I have a kitten
I’ll christen my cat ‘cooking fat’
I said sorry we can’t have a cat
We live in a tower block flat
I’ll buy you a new toy
As you’ve been a good boy
(I’m adept as a diplomat!)
For my sweet friend BB xx
07/29/21
Poem Details | by
Sandra Haight |
Categories:
cute, humor, nonsense, rose,
There was a young lady named Rose
she thought she was cute I suppose
to honor her name
and gather some fame
she wore one stuck right through her nose.
October 13, 2016
Contest: Put Your Best (ONE) Limerick Forward
(Be Like Rico Leffanta)
Sponsor: Andrea Dietrich
Poem Details | by
Andrew Battaglino |
Categories:
funny,
There once was a seaman named Seymour
Who dived thirty feet down the ocean floor
When he spotted a great white shark
He swam up to the top like a rocket spark
And left the sea for the mountains of Lenoir
ring size 8.5
azure color
Poem Details | by
Richard Pickett |
Categories:
funny,
Richard Pickett's the name
and writings the game,
all my friends I sure love to raz,
But here on the soup, I'll give you the scoop,
I'm the guy, with the nickname , The Taz......
Poem Details | by
Shane Solomon |
Categories:
funny
Where is fat baby cupid?
I hope he knows I think Valentines day is stupid
Buying expensive gifts at Walmart
Overweight babies shooting love darts
Honestly the whole holiday is simply putrid