Humorous and funny Nantucket poems and/or funny poems about Nantucket. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Nantucket funny poems!
Written by
Jerry T Curtis
Categories:
adventure, animal, crazy, hilarious, nonsense, silly, success,
Girl From Nantucket
I once knew a girl from Nantucket
Who chased down a goose, just to pluck it
As she ran, took a spill
So he gave her a quill
And I guess we all know, where he stuck it
Just not clean enough for contests---lol
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
humorous,
A Girl Fom Nantucket
There once was a young girl from Nantucket
Who's charms overflowed by the bucket
If you ever saw her nude
You'd try not to be rude
But you'd try to cover up your large nugget
You were expecting something else perhaps!!!
© Jack Ellison 2015
Written by
Angela Sutherland
Categories:
funny,
Another Man From Nantucket
There once was a man from Natucket
who carried his brains in a bucket.
His container capsized
and he cried in surprise,
now what was I thinking? Oh furk it!
Written by
Cassidy Loy
Categories:
funny,
Nantucket
There once was a man from Nantucket,
Who carried his milk in a bucket,
When it sloshed on the street,
You could hear him repeat,
"I should get a straw and go suck it."
Written by
Randy Imwalle
Categories:
funny, music,
An Elf From Nantucket
There is an old elf from Nantucket
He carries his harp in a bucket
When I asked him why
He gave this reply,
"It makes it so easy to pluck it!
Written by
Michael Birchmore
Categories:
humor,
Nantucket Man
There was a young man from Nantucket
who git his stuck in a bucket.
When he couldn't get free
he said oh deary me
I wonder how I can ow unstuck it.
Written by
Belden Raiser
Categories:
horse, humor,
A Girl From Nantucket
There once was a girl from Nantucket
Who entered a horse stall to muck it
But the horse had passed
And there was only an ***
So she didn’t need quite so much bucket
Written by
John Lawless
Categories:
humor,
Man From Nantucket - Redux
He’s much older, the man from Nantucket
can too easily fold, roll, or tuck it
his hearing has faded
his memory jaded
don’t remind him of where he once stuck it
John G. Lawless
©8/6/2018
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
giggle,
A Lady From Nantucket
Knew this lady from Pawtucket
Her job was to carry a bucket
Back from the well
Twas heavy as hell
She finally told her boss “take a hike”
(Expecting something else perhaps???)