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Poem Details | by Victoria Anderson-Throop |
Categories: funny, life, love, passion, philosophy,

Naughty Sex Talk

Naughty Sex talk

Women will whisper
Pretend they don’t care
Chat about perfume
Or talk about hair
Why is it secret
Hush, hush don’t say
When every ten seconds
In every man’s brain
Frank daydreams of sex
Women insane

Poem Details | by Elton Camp |
Categories: humor,

Getting On Santa's Naughty List

Getting On Santa’s Naughty List

By Elton Camp

He makes a list and checks it twice
To find out who’s naughty or nice

“Tut, tut,” the old elf will chide
On finding something to deride

At the North Pole, he has Internet
Which gives a clearer picture yet

On the naughty list, Miley Cyrus to enroll
So she gets nothing but a stocking of coal

He sees you if you’re sleeping or awake
A peek at your Facebook page he may take

If bad he happens to see or to hear
You, too, on the naughty list appear

So be careful what you post on the Internet
Or a bad surprise at Christmas you may get

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: funny,

Naughty Words

Never test the water with BOTH your feet To determine the temperature or if it's deep One pinky at a time For testing the brine It's over my head, words I screamed I had to bleep © Jack Ellison 2016

Poem Details | by Tim Smith |
Categories: humor, nonsense,

I Wasn'T Naughty

The gift he left was black and bleak I swear to you I didn't peek with stockings low a risque show I only kissed her on the cheek

Poem Details | by Yanny Widjanarko |
Categories: food, funny,

Naughty Pudding

Order by offer
Ingredients do matter
Stuck in first trouble

Boiling some flavors
Pudding missed in sweet manner
Moulding successfully failed

Yet we feel give up
Deserve for a second chance
Re-mould done! Relieved...

Sit tight in a fridge
Naughty pudding had a plan
Mission to seduce

Tempted by its look
My husband eat for a slice
Mother-in-law scold

Naughty pudding finally win in its mission, well, one pudding unsold :p

Poem Details | by Peter Dome |
Categories: funny, life, parody, passion, people, satire, wife,

Naughty Queen Vicky

It may come as quite a shock
but Queen Victoria
Loved a curry on a Friday night
liked plenty of sex
and smoked pot.

Queen Victoria and her husband Prince Albert, had 9 children together. Her Indian servant and confidant introduced her to Indian food. Taking drugs and opium were legal in such times.

P Dome. copyright 2012.

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: humorous,

Naughty Spots

“Open wide”, said he, “wanna see what you've got Settle down, I'm your dentist, wanna see your chops Your mind's in the gutter” Then he started to stutter Began to squim as she nibbled his naughty spots © Jack Ellison 2015

Poem Details | by Line Gauthier |
Categories: food, friend, fun, humorous, youth,

Naughty Friends

There once was a youth from Sacramento
Who loved to spice his dish with pimento
     His friends thought it worth a laugh
     To spike for fun the carafe
They all left quick with no memento

AP: 3rd place 2020

Submitted on December 26, 2018 for contest LET'S HAVE FUN sponsored by SHADOW HAMILTON

and on April 20, 2018 for contest YOUR BEST LIMERICK sponsored by ROBERT HAIGH

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: humorous,

On My Naughty Parts

When I was a young'un and full of beans Used to skip rope and climb up trees But since I got old Noticed some mold Appearing on my naughty parts as well as some fleas

Poem Details | by Fergus Casey |
Categories: funny

Naughty Onion

>I once had an onion
And he was very bad
Kept kicking all the apples
Made them very mad
He once stole a monkey
Then sold it to a stoat
He borrowed someone's hamster
And threw it in a moat
Climbing up a ladder
One day in sunny June
He found a baby rattlesnake
Singing a happy tune
Wrapping it up in a bag
He took it far away
And where they were for a week or two
I really couldn't say
He collected tiny unicorns
And threw them through a hoop
I did get fed up that day
So I made him into soup<

Poem Details | by Kyle Hammer |
Categories: funny, nature,

Naughty Worm

The forest is damp,
The early bird gets the worm,
If the worm shows up.

Poem Details | by Sara Kendrick |
Categories: funny

Naughty Girl

There was a naughty girl
And a naughty girl was she
For nothing would she do
Since the age of two
But pick her nose 
She picked it here
And there
For allergy did bare
But now 
She knows
To fare
Near every chair

Poem Details | by Wren Rushing |
Categories: christmas, humor,

Santa Made the Naughty List

Santa used our bathroom Christmas Eve.
And oh the Yule log did he leave.
Being in a rush,
he did not proper flush.
I believe it was the worst gift I received.

Poem Details | by Wahab Abdul |
Categories: giggle, boy,

Naughty Boy

the night before yesterday 
a boy about six or seven 
from a country of far east 
where holy waters meet 
was disturbing a girl on net 
the girl was an extra smart 
anyhow she managed to catch 
and dragged the boy on a roof 
to teach him lesson for life 
in anger and raze she dropped
from a height of about fifty feet 
but with her wonders she saw 
the naughty boy did not die at all 
in his armpit he had bird’s wings.

Poem Details | by Christopher Flaherty |
Categories: funny, love,

Naughty Strawberries

Come on Babe
I am sat here at home all alone
With the T.V on that channel you know we both like
And I have a tin of whipped cream
And a bowl of strawberries
Waiting especially for you
Hurry up and get home
The cookery channel is about to start showing

Poem Details | by Christopher Flaherty |
Categories: funny,

Naughty But Nice and Soft Funny Secs Poem

My better other half 

Who I call Secsee

Today did say to me 

If you wish to continue our sexual liaison's 

Or want me to have sex with you ever again

The next time you take or need a Pish 

Then you better remember to leave the toilet seat down

Or the only thing you will be making love to in the not to distant future

Is those dodge sites you keep wiping from your computer

And just them you will be resigned to history

Do you get me ?

Poem Details | by Valerie Bellefleur |
Categories: funny

Naughty Pam

There once was a woman named Pam
Who entertained men with her cam
She'd pose in her undies
On Thursdays and Sundays
And used up her excess of RAM..

Poem Details | by Katherine Braithwaite |
Categories: humor, satire,

Naughty Verses

I'm learning to swear and to curse
And to make my poems sound worse and worse
But when I shouted, oh f**k
It was just my bad luck...
I was standing right next to a hearse.

So then I thought, oh what the hell,
My mind's as unsound as a bell
I cried . what a b*gger
And scared off a mugger.
So here I am with no cr*p in a dell.

Is there a future for the pure on the earth
For those who don't swear and don't curse?
Cor blimey,you're quaint
Is you a saint?
I almost feel a faint tinge of mirth

Poem Details | by Caycay Jennings |
Categories: brother, chocolate, funny, giggle, halloween, humorous, sister,

Naughty Brother Bobby

Every year when it is sweet Halloween time,
my selfish big brother commits the same crime -
he quick gobbles his candy and then steals mine!
I can't tell cause my parents will say I whine
so this Halloween my mean brother, Bobby,
will feel regret and correct his theft hobby. 
Tonight, this sis is a sinister zombie 
who will see Bro turn squatty, potty sorry!
I foil wrapped sweets he favs as delicious –
he will soon steal Exlax-styled Hershey kisses.
By the time naughty Bobby grows suspicious
his guts will have already turned most vicious!

... CayCay
October 25, 2019

Poem Details | by Lu Loo |
Categories: christmas, humorous,

'i Swear Not All the Kids Are Naughty' Said Rudolph

Rudolph with his red nose so bright,
road with Santa, they had a fight.
      Too much eggnog punch,
      and cookies for lunch-
flew upside down...naughty kid night!

Funny Reindeer Limerick Contest
Tania Kitchin 
December 16, 2018

Poem Details | by Nigel Fawcett |
Categories: funny

Naughty Sexet

A poem by my far away friend
inspired the following ditty
in the form of a sexet:
Jack did, Diane did not
Jack was much too hot!
Bodies on fire
with desire
The Earth

Inspired by Christie Moses' Naughty Ditty.
Sorry Christie for this plagiarism
but it is the highest form of flattery!

Poem Details | by Gerald Dillenbeck |
Categories: beauty, health, humor, love,

Supremely Naughty Plutocracy

You have been,
continue to become
a very bad boy/girl,
yet hard to annoy,
easy to live near,
absorbing your aloof royalty
of sensual pleasures,
eating and purging,
ining and outing
nutritionally sublime arts of undomesticated conscience,
co-empathically wild trust
that Earth shall always love you in return
as is your kinship due.

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: humor,

Naughty Naughty

The brain is amazing, mine functions independently No control, it wanders to naughty places incessantly Try to make it behave And make it my slave But the damn thing has a spoiled childlike tendency

Poem Details | by L Milton Hankins |
Categories: humorous,

Naughty Lady of Shady Lane

Here lived the notorious spinster Who seduced her naïve minister An afternoon tryst, Only happened twice Back then, it was rather sinister.
Written August 12, 2022

Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: humor,

Naughty Ham

The Church of Four Hundred Rabbits*
Needs Vows of Silence from blab-its
The Altar wine
Is so divine
That monks and priests probe loose habits

*Prior to Lockdown, Nottingham's
400 Rabbits Tequila Bar