Humorous and funny Nice poems and/or funny poems about Nice. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Nice funny poems!
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
body, humorous, lust, political,
Ronald Likes a Nice Bit of Rump
A politician called Ronald Dump
Loves to pat pretty girls on the rump
At a peachy pert tush
All his brains turn to mush
His wife floors him – you should see the lump!
Fictional write for fun
7th June 2016
Written by
Rudolph Rinaldi
Categories:
beautiful, feelings, fun, funny, life, poetry
It Is Nice To Write Happy Poems
it is nice to write happy poems
nicey nicey
happy happy
poems
that make the sky
and everything around me
brighter
and me
and everything around me
much much lighter
Written by
Michael Ward
Categories:
fun, funny, humorous, nice, nonsense, smile
A Bit of Fun
A bit of fun
There is a man crying
In a AA van on the edge of town
I think he is heading for a
Breakdown >
Written by
Marlene Murray
Categories:
funny, happiness, inspirational, people, nice, nice
Make Someone's Day
If I had a dime
Every single time
I heard someone say
Have a nice day!
No riches on me
Would you ever see!
Nor money in the bank
Would I have to yank!
Most people won't take
The time to fake
A laugh or a smile
Might cramp their style?
So here's an idea
Add a smile to your criteria
Make the effort, laugh and say
See yaw, have a nice day!
Written by
Marty Owens
Categories:
animals, funny, naturenice, nice,
Helpful Rooster
There once was a farmer named Joe.
Who knew how to handle a hoe.
A nice feathered ****,
Who knew how to rock,
Did help him his nice seed to sow.
This young farmer who's first name was Joe
Could hoe quite a bit in a row.
He had a great shock.
While feeding his ****.
The chickens his seed helped to sow!
*For Armano Aurocano Rock Star contest.
Written by
Ivor Kos
Categories:
adventure, creation, fun, funny, nice, poems
My Rhyme the Best
Hi! I want to chant why my rhyme is the best;
I have a scant five minutes—this my time really limits;
If I fail it won't be my demise—Errare humanum est;
My rhyme makes folks gawk, sometimes so much they
Cannot even talk—My rhymes surprise and blow you away!
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10th April 2014
Contest: Rhyme Battle: Round Five
Sponsor: Juli-Michelle
Placing: 5th
Written by
Sidney Beck
Categories:
funny
It's Nice To Travel
IT’S NICE TO TRAVEL
The president’s trip went so badly
He wanted a drink very madly
He ordered his car
To the nearest bar
But the tires were all flat, quite sadly
So he called for his 747
The nearest that he’ll get to heaven
When he asked for some tea
They said sorry but we
Must stop first at a seven eleven
His tea bought, at last they got going
The strong brew was pleasantly flowing,
As the plane’s nose came up
He up-ended his cup
And he flew without caring or knowing
Written by
Joseph Spence Sr
Categories:
family, food, funny, happiness, health, life
Nice Breakfast (Tanka)
this breakfast is nice,
bacon, eggs, toast on the side
black coffee to taste
not one drop going to waste
yum, yum, me and my tum, tum!
Written by
Christopher Flaherty
Categories:
funny,
Naughty But Nice and Soft Funny Secs Poem
My better other half
Who I call Secsee
Today did say to me
If you wish to continue our sexual liaison's
Or want me to have sex with you ever again
The next time you take or need a Pish
Then you better remember to leave the toilet seat down
Or the only thing you will be making love to in the not to distant future
Is those dodge sites you keep wiping from your computer
And just them you will be resigned to history
Do you get me ?
Written by
Aed Hashim Sheik Ahmad
Categories:
funny,
Isn'T It Nice
Isn’t it nice,
If I wake up and I’m half my size,
Gorging on my favourite pie,
Never feeling shy.
Isn’t it nice,
If I wake up, just looking at the sky,
Don't bother about time,
And the whole world is all mine.
Isn’t it nice,
If I wake up with love by my side,
Cuddling me the way i like,
Just like I’m a child.
Isn’t it nice,
If I wake up and greeted with a surpise,
That my favourite mocha costs half a price,
Or winning a contest with $1million as a prize.
But I don’t think it’s nice,
Now that it's night and I’m sitting by the window wide-eyed,
Wishing upon the stars in the sky,
Doing nothing else but wasting my time :P
Written by
Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart
Categories:
funny, halloween, me,
Nice Costume
I gotta say I love Halloween,
The one day I don't raise eyebrows just being Maureen.
Written by
Yvonne De Carlosa
Categories:
humor, nonsense,
Man From Nice
Man From Nice
There was an old man from Nice
He could not cook up some rice
His sister fell ill
Then took a spill
Too bad they can not play dice.
Written: Oct. 25, 2015
Yvonne
Written by
Vernon Tackett
Categories:
cheer up, cool, funny, giggle, nice, satire
An Ode To Hillary
An ode to Hillary
Although the years have slowed your step, Hillary, you’re the man. You tried your best, but failed the test, maybe you shouldn’t have ran. We loved your smile, but only a little while, when we realized it wasn’t sincere. Your debates were shrewd, and a little bit crude, but you were still kicked in the rear. But don’t fear, Hillary, my dear, you’re sure to rebound, hopefully before your skeletons are found.
V.M. Tackett
Written by
Elton Camp
Categories:
humor,
Be Nice To Fat People
Be Nice To Fat People
By Elton Camp
To speak ill of the obese is quite rude
It’s done only by folks mean and crude
It’s true that their energy may be low
Which can cause them to move slow
What their ridiculers don’t realize
That fact they could come to prize
For if the fatty should lag behind
The trim, the results won’t mind
If a bear is in hot pursuit
Then especially it will suit
Since to the one it catches first
The bear will then do its worst
So, to the fat, nice behave
Your life they may well save
Written by
Abiygayil Yisrael
Categories:
beautiful, cheer up, feelings, heaven, hilarious, miracle
On Ah Nice Breezy Day
On ah nice breezy day, as I lay on my bed and pray, there was no one to play with. But I often find myself feeling a lazy; and sometimes I think it's crazy to feel that way. But anyway, as I lay here, thinking all crazy, and feeling all lazy, one thing that is for certain is this, I am glad about and not sad about is this, that the Good Lord had made a way, this day for me to enjoy his sweet and wonderful breeze, without me having to show my cheese (smile) and also my cheek and to say please just to experience his beautiful and wonderful breeze.
Written by
Abdullah Alhemaidy
Categories:
fun, humor, nice,
Dodo
Two nice bogies jumped the rails
made a whoopee yoke duckie
crazy Jana and Anna
the dodo dudu
Written by
Holly Bohto
Categories:
friendship, giggle,
Nice Behind
I SAW A NICE BEHIND AT WALMART
IS IT YOURS?
That behind isn't a loaner
She walks like she owns it
Don't think of phoning her
She'll turn that behind around
And bend you upside down
Written by
Quoth Theraven
Categories:
games, humorous, nice, poetry,
Roll the Dice
Roll the dice now...
hope for six, not a seven.
Crapped out, snake eyes!
Written by
Maddy Bartman
Categories:
funny, tribute,
Nice Catch
I don't know you but
We share the same name
We love the same game
Nice catch ;)
Written by
Volodymyr Knyr
Categories:
conflict, corruption, hate, humorous, nice, people
In a Smear
In a smear the nicest ink
can insufferably stink.
Volodymyr Knyr
2017
Written by
Carl Dunford
Categories:
food, friendship, funny, nice, me, nice
Breakfast.
The table is decked for two.
only people eating, me and you.
The coffee aroma fills the room,
it wont be long its ready soon.
The eggs are on the go,
soft, not too hard I know.
The toast is browning nice and slow,
nice and crispy way to go.
Butter and marmalade too,
any thing else for you.
We sit and eat just us two,
and talk about all things new
whats happend in the last three weeks,
why we could not speak.
I will tell you things you want to know,
this and that and so and so,
You can tell me all about you,
any thing I will listen too.
I have waited long for this,
its some thing I would not miss.
Written by
Carol Mitra
Categories:
funny,
Naughty Or Nice
What if Santa snuck up on you?
Leaned in and whispered, I ‘Gotcha’
Look at you, ducking and dodging
All year round he has been watching
Shorten that list sonny, to only a few!
16.12.2021
Sponsor: Andrea Dietrich
Contest: I need a good laugh,
X’MAS LIMERICK CONTEST.
Written by
Anisha Dutta
Categories:
celebration, funny, nice,
Z Y X of X'Mas
Z Y X.... of X’mas Quatrain
Zodiac showing Bethlehem star:
Yippee Yippee Hurrah Hurrah.
X’mas is so close, not too far.
Wonderful to cheer and be gay
Vigor and zeal to celebrate.
Ultra- modern nice dress that fits.
Tree 'Christmas': We will decorate.
Santa Claus busy to buy gifts.
Eight syllables per line
10/06/15
No. 101 Contests in a row by Poet Destroyer-20
Written by
Simon Hamill
Categories:
funny, humorous, nice, smart, success, wife
My Turn To Cook
My wife said to me
She didn't feel well,
And if I don't mind, would I cook.
I told her to lay down
And have a good rest,
While I get my new cookery book.
So she went to lie down,
And I went for my book.
Oh what a surprise,
I was in luck.
Hiding behind my new cookery book
Was a menu from a good takeaway.
So I waited an hour,
Then sprinkled some flour,
Then ordered a pizza,that day!
Written by
Duke Beaufort
Categories:
beautiful, funny, giving, nice, trust,
good tailoring isn't swift
Certain yarns with needles knit
Are not strong and likely will split
So please keep in mind
The seamstress is kind
And insists on try-ons for fit