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body, humorous, lust, political,
A politician called Ronald Dump
Loves to pat pretty girls on the rump
At a peachy pert tush
All his brains turn to mush
His wife floors him – you should see the lump!
Fictional write for fun
7th June 2016
beautiful, feelings, fun, funny, life, poetry,
it is nice to write happy poems
that make the sky
and everything around me
and everything around me
much much lighter
angel, angst, art, bible, boyfriend, eve, god, humor, language, nature, nice, retirement, science, senses, silly, snow,
RIPAE BENI DEAU VER
In modus fasciculumque Brady pus.
Rogationes, confractum egemus.
Ripa nostra, sus amica,
Sic superbum precum, pape beatus.
The National Poet Of Slovenia In A Language People Understand moves in mysterious ways. Just ignore him.
business, funny, girlfriend-boyfriend, romance, slam, war, nice, me, nice,
i dont care who you are
or what you think of me
build me up and break me down
then take your "stuff"* and flee
i hate you
you know it too
so bring it to my plate
take a point and hold my ground
to not spew all my hate
you were so nice in the beginning
well, what the "heck"* are you now?
gone, love, thats what you are
a filthy ugly cow
i am still the nice guy
lord, you have said so much worse
and still im here, i still get by
a blessing, not a curse.
i didnt snap hard enough to say what i meant
beautiful, cute love, dedication, desire, destiny, devotion, emotions, encouraging, funny love, girlfriend, grief, heart, heartbreak, heartbroken, how i feel, i love you, i miss you, innocence, kiss, love, love hurts, math, meaningful, miss you, missing, missing you, nice, passion, recovery from, romance, romantic, sad love, senses, sensual, symbolism, together, true love, voyage, wisdom, woman, word play,
Love is a four letter word
she whispered into his ear,
So is four, as is word
he whispered back into her fear,
Such is "you and I"
cried his heart - she could hear,
Their cheeks hugged, eyes kissed
each shedding a single tear.
fun, funny, humorous, nice, nonsense, smile, today,
A bit of fun
There is a man crying
In a AA van on the edge of town
I think he is heading for a
funny, happiness, inspirational, people, nice, nice,
If I had a dime
Every single time
I heard someone say
Have a nice day!
No riches on me
Would you ever see!
Nor money in the bank
Would I have to yank!
Most people won't take
The time to fake
A laugh or a smile
Might cramp their style?
So here's an idea
Add a smile to your criteria
Make the effort, laugh and say
See yaw, have a nice day!
adventure, creation, fun, funny, nice, poems, poetry,
Hi! I want to chant why my rhyme is the best;
I have a scant five minutes—this my time really limits;
If I fail it won't be my demise—Errare humanum est;
My rhyme makes folks gawk, sometimes so much they
Cannot even talk—My rhymes surprise and blow you away!
10th April 2014
Contest: Rhyme Battle: Round Five
IT’S NICE TO TRAVEL
The president’s trip went so badly
He wanted a drink very madly
He ordered his car
To the nearest bar
But the tires were all flat, quite sadly
So he called for his 747
The nearest that he’ll get to heaven
When he asked for some tea
They said sorry but we
Must stop first at a seven eleven
His tea bought, at last they got going
The strong brew was pleasantly flowing,
As the plane’s nose came up
He up-ended his cup
And he flew without caring or knowing
Joseph Spence Sr
family, food, funny, happiness, health, life, passion,
this breakfast is nice,
bacon, eggs, toast on the side
black coffee to taste
not one drop going to waste
yum, yum, me and my tum, tum!
animals, funny, naturenice, nice,
There once was a farmer named Joe.
Who knew how to handle a hoe.
A nice feathered ****,
Who knew how to rock,
Did help him his nice seed to sow.
This young farmer who's first name was Joe
Could hoe quite a bit in a row.
He had a great shock.
While feeding his ****.
The chickens his seed helped to sow!
*For Armano Aurocano Rock Star contest.
brother, caregiving, crazy, dark, funny, goodbye, nice, poems,
yet terrible brain.
One more way,
for me in the daze,
then the song with the wait,
then the bong and your faith-
yes it's gone,
but no you're still to gait-
you're still to frame,
you're still to blame.
Aed Hashim Sheik Ahmad
Isn’t it nice,
If I wake up and I’m half my size,
Gorging on my favourite pie,
Never feeling shy.
Isn’t it nice,
If I wake up, just looking at the sky,
Don't bother about time,
And the whole world is all mine.
Isn’t it nice,
If I wake up with love by my side,
Cuddling me the way i like,
Just like I’m a child.
Isn’t it nice,
If I wake up and greeted with a surpise,
That my favourite mocha costs half a price,
Or winning a contest with $1million as a prize.
But I don’t think it’s nice,
Now that it's night and I’m sitting by the window wide-eyed,
Wishing upon the stars in the sky,
Doing nothing else but wasting my time :P
adventure, dedication, devotion, education, family, fantasy, food, funny, history, imagination, inspirational, life, nature, people, places, social, thank you, uplifting, visionary
The great upper mid west
Minnesota put to the test
Ten thousand lakes and streams
Reality for many who like to dream
From Itasca state park
To the Louisiaina's wooden bark
The mighty Mississippi flows
Gently down the outcrop she goes
Crime rates are always's on the rise
But really does it come as such a surprise
Everyone seems to like to hug
Except when its a mosquito bug
So many call us Minnesota Nice
But some still say were Cold as Ice
Be Nice To Fat People
By Elton Camp
To speak ill of the obese is quite rude
It’s done only by folks mean and crude
It’s true that their energy may be low
Which can cause them to move slow
What their ridiculers don’t realize
That fact they could come to prize
For if the fatty should lag behind
The trim, the results won’t mind
If a bear is in hot pursuit
Then especially it will suit
Since to the one it catches first
The bear will then do its worst
So, to the fat, nice behave
Your life they may well save
Yvonne De Carlosa
Man From Nice
There was an old man from Nice
He could not cook up some rice
His sister fell ill
Then took a spill
Too bad they can not play dice.
Written: Oct. 25, 2015
cheer up, cool, funny, giggle, nice, satire, smile,
An ode to Hillary
Although the years have slowed your step, Hillary, you’re the man. You tried your best, but failed the test, maybe you shouldn’t have ran. We loved your smile, but only a little while, when we realized it wasn’t sincere. Your debates were shrewd, and a little bit crude, but you were still kicked in the rear. But don’t fear, Hillary, my dear, you’re sure to rebound, hopefully before your skeletons are found.
parked my car in the shopping mall lot
A huge audience is what I sought
stripped down to the buff
looking like I had the right stuff
all I heard were five hot chic's yelling " NOT"
beautiful, cheer up, feelings, heaven, hilarious, miracle, thanksgiving,
On ah nice breezy day, as I lay on my bed and pray, there was no one to play with. But I often find myself feeling a lazy; and sometimes I think it's crazy to feel that way. But anyway, as I lay here, thinking all crazy, and feeling all lazy, one thing that is for certain is this, I am glad about and not sad about is this, that the Good Lord had made a way, this day for me to enjoy his sweet and wonderful breeze, without me having to show my cheese (smile) and also my cheek and to say please just to experience his beautiful and wonderful breeze.
fun, health, humorous, nice, youth,
Today he resigned, he filled out his notice,
Today’s the day he departs,
Today’s the day he stops life like an adult,
And begins again, right from the start,
So he threw out his brief case, suede shoes and black suit,
Hung his restraint on the door,
And put on some shorts, torn singlet and boots,
And went on some crazy explore,
To burn some ants with a magnifying glass,
Then kick around the mud and the dirt,
He also went to spray paint some walls,
Getting paint all over his shirt.
Today’s the day he quit being adult,
His new life has now just begun,
Authority and burden of old adult life,
Replaced with fooling around, happy and fun.
fun, humor, nice,
Two nice bogies jumped the rails
made a whoopee yoke duckie
crazy Jana and Anna
the dodo dudu
funny, halloween, me,
I gotta say I love Halloween,
The one day I don't raise eyebrows just being Maureen.
My better other half
Who I call Secsee
Today did say to me
If you wish to continue our sexual liaison's
Or want me to have sex with you ever again
The next time you take or need a Pish
Then you better remember to leave the toilet seat down
Or the only thing you will be making love to in the not to distant future
Is those dodge sites you keep wiping from your computer
And just them you will be resigned to history
Do you get me ?
I SAW A NICE BEHIND AT WALMART
IS IT YOURS?
That behind isn't a loaner
She walks like she owns it
Don't think of phoning her
She'll turn that behind around
And bend you upside down
I don't know you but
We share the same name
We love the same game
Nice catch ;)