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Poem Details | by Moon Flower |
Categories: cat, kids, funny, pets,

Kids Like a Funny Ninette

The boys are conversing about a missing cat that prompted them to exchange some thoughts on how to find such John tells Paul that maybe on the next day it will just come home he consciously acted like a lulled Paul “Look, he’s lost, so he can’t” said Paul,“I’ll help you put Lost Cat notes” John said,“no, won’t work since he can’t read, see”?
04/21/16 For the "Funny Kids Poem" contest 1st placer in a contest given by Carol Eastman

Poem Details | by M. L. Kiser |
Categories: animal, fun, funny, image, myth,

Not a Musician

A Dragon Cannot play Harmonica Trying one melted His own mouth harp To liquid Metal Pool.

Poem Details | by Kim Merryman |
Categories: fun, humorous, summer,

Dear Summer

Dear Summer, could you please turn down the heat? Triple digits are just too hot to enjoy the summer fun.

Poem Details | by Karam Misra |
Categories: humor, humorous,

Everything Rocks

I love to sip whiskey on the rocks and hang out with the jocks wife hates this all marriage is on the rocks
~30 Jul 2016~

Poem Details | by L Milton Hankins |
Categories: feelings, humorous, people,

Just Say No

small favors can become tedious chores which drain energy consuming time and money headache large
FIRST PLACE WINNER Written June 28, 2021 submitted to "Say It In Nine" poetry contest sponsored by Joseph May [syllables checked by HMS]

Poem Details | by M. L. Kiser |
Categories: animal, fun, funny, humorous, myth,

A Dragon Never Smokes

You Will not See dragons Smoking any Cigarettes; they can Incinerate One just by Lighting It.

Poem Details | by Melani Udaeta |
Categories: dedication, humor, work,

Third Shift

at sunset; 
Life on third shift
midnight’s my mid day; 
Black out curtains 
at sunrise,

Poem Details | by L Milton Hankins |
Categories: allusion, humor, irony,

Gulliver's Renown

Tiny villagers inhabited Lilliput Island. Gulliver unaware found himself tied down became renown for being obese.
written July 4, 2021

Poem Details | by Linda Alice Fowler |
Categories: body, celebration, feelings, giggle, people, places,


Dull as a board meeting until he growled “Who ripped out the fart?” and then the room exploded in zany laughs