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Poem Details | by Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories: funny

Message In a Bottle - Help - Bob

I've been marooned on this isle for months
Sharks circle here licking their chops
Haven't had very much grub
Just some coconut meat
No gals in grass skirts
Tsunami near
Oh dear me

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
© All Rights Reserved

Placed No. 5 in Linda-Marie's "Message In A Bottle" Contest - March 2011

Poem Details | by Sue Mason |
Categories: funny

No News

She ponders the late evening paper
looking for some reason to smile,
but its only a caper
that catches her eye, while
even the funnies
are too boring.
Its boob tube

Poem Details | by Constance La France |
Categories: cat, halloween,

Funny Halloween- Boo

Okay Blackie, this is the plan, you get in the pumpkin and hide and when the kids come jump out! No, NO not now, get back, inside, and wait PLEASE, . . . then we will d a n c e ~ ~ Knock, KNOCK, K N O C K- Now yell, B O O ! No, NO Blackie not m e o w . . . BOO! _____________________________ October 10, 2016 Poetry/Nonet plus one line/Funny Halloween - Boo Copyright Protected, ID 16-837-036-0 All Rights Reserved. Written under Pseudonym. For the contest, May I Dance With You, sponsor, Galeo DS Second Place

Poem Details | by Jimmy Anderson |
Categories: funny

Message In a Bottle - Jinn - Jimmy

If you're reading this message beware.
I was trapped in here centuries.
I've escaped into the air.
I'm roaming in the breeze.
Freedom paid by fare.
Hope I won't freeze.
I am rare.
Hear sneeze?

Poem Details | by Robert Pettit |
Categories: funny,

Message In a Bottle-Beer-Robert

If you see a little brown bottle,
you’ll know that bottle is from me.
Floating in the vast ocean,
you will see it quite soon.
Open that bottle,
read my message.
It’s for you.
I need

Poem Details | by Shani Fassbender |
Categories: funny

Not So Techie

Grandpa gets up to change the channels
Grandma has a rotary phone
Microwaves scare them to bits
Garage door openers
ATM machines
Self-checkout lines
Cell phones

Poem Details | by Orma Sullivan |
Categories: funny, happiness, happy, happy,

No, No Nonet

I want to be happy but I won't

be happy 'til I see Dick's dance.

Buzz Berkely had her number,

Ruby tapped out thunder.

A hundred legs moved

lights that dazzled.

Dick's quick kiss,



Nonet:  Contains 9 lines,  line 1- 9 syllables, line 2- 8 syllables and so on; any subject;
            rhyming is optional.

Poem Details | by Sara Kendrick |
Categories: funny,

The City Mouse

The city mouse hitched a bumpy ride In a demolition dumpster To the spacious country side When he landed on the Ground, he ran so fast Without a sound~ Quiet mouse Loved the Ride

Poem Details | by Joe Flach |
Categories: funny

Message In a Bottle - Burp - Joe

This bottle once was full of cold beer
Now only this dumb note is here
The author’s mind not so clear
Message garbled, I fear
Hoping land is near
Trying to steer
Must now veer
Oh Dear

Poem Details | by Nigel Fawcett |
Categories: funny

Naughty Sexet

A poem by my far away friend
inspired the following ditty
in the form of a sexet:
Jack did, Diane did not
Jack was much too hot!
Bodies on fire
with desire
The Earth

Inspired by Christie Moses' Naughty Ditty.
Sorry Christie for this plagiarism
but it is the highest form of flattery!

Poem Details | by Sandra Hudson |
Categories: funny, on work and working, people, work

Another Day At Wally World

Wal-Mart has removed its door greeters,
Replacing them with purchase eyes
Grabbing receipts at exits
Waving them like white flags
Yes, they paid! They paid! 
You may pass; thanks!
Do the dance,

Poem Details | by Robert Pettit |
Categories: funny

The Un-Welcome Mat

Do not
Want to hear 
Your sales pitches.
I need no brushes.
I do not eat cookies.
I donated blood last week.
I have a good vacuum cleaner.
I have no time to read magazines.
Please do not tell me your religion.
Do I look like I wear makeup?
I have an alarm system.
You do not need my vote.
I just cut the grass.
I do not smoke.
So you can
Just get 

This is a double nonet

Poem Details | by John Foster |
Categories: art, funny, on writing and words,

The Nonet

The poetic form of the nonet
Makes one count syllables, and yet
Flows from one line to the next
While making sense of text,
Each line reducing
A terse

Poem Details | by Sharon Ruebel |
Categories: funny

Dusk Till Dawn

I cherish the time from dusk till dawn
That's when I get my mojo on
Never use it as you think
Simply put, I use ink
Words all in my head
Written in bed

Poem Details | by Karen Feist |
Categories: funny, happiness, husband, love

The Kiss

My toes curled under as he kissed me.
Our lips locked in passion so strong,
Knee caps cracked in reaction
When the suction was gone.
Heels touched the floor
I looked up
At his 

Poem Details | by Sara Kendrick |
Categories: death, humorous, life,

Its Own Flack

If I'd known, I would live to this age I'd taken better care of me Times when I walk, my hip croaks At once my knee slips~ cracks It has its own flack Then my neck pops Down I flop Saying Heck I Decide It is time Death could visit Need a bucket list A trip to Oregon first No! Mark that off~Can't do that I suffer from motion sickness That barf bag would ruin the whole day
Sponsor: Dr. Ram Mehta Contest: Nonet Form Written October 6, 2013 Croak~Making a deep sound Flack~publicity(the noise publicizes old age) Bucket List~A list of what a person wants to do before they die Barf~Vomit

Poem Details | by Maggie Huscroft |
Categories: confusion, funny, philosophy


Geometry's so complicated
It is somewhat overrated.
Parallelograms amuse,
Trapeziums confuse,
But if you dangle 
This triangle,
I bet you’ll
get the

Poem Details | by Jacob Wölf |
Categories: childhood, food, funny, sad

A Toddler's Malediction(Backwards Nonet)

Box of 
Cookies, way
Up on the shelf
All I can do is
Stare at you, it saddens
me, for i am too small to
Reach you, For I am a toddler 
Who has yet to learn to walk and talk.

I think its pretty funny.....
it is what we all think of toddlers

Poem Details | by Kelly Ortega |
Categories: food, funny, girlfriend-boyfriend,

Romantic Dinner

Saying Whatever, Why don't you care
Why should I have bothered with you
I tried so hard without thanks
Should have made Beans and Franks 
I had slaved all day
In the Kitchen
now you get 

Poem Details | by John Freeman |
Categories: funny

"eke Sheik"

I would have done things of useful truth
Recalling all days of my youth
Would have finished my spinach
More muscle percentage
Would  have done my math
Taken more baths
More girl friends
More gin

Would have been an Arabian sheik
Romances would never be  bleak
Oil wells I would need not seek
Fuel price would never peak
My wives would be meek
Speak to take leak
Sandals reek
Oh freak!

Surely no one desires life this led
Lounging all day in roses bed
Grapes by beautiful wives fed
All nodding, go ahead
Oh the awesome dread
Of this life's tread 
Dream's stead

Poem Details | by Joseph Spence Sr |
Categories: food, funny, imagination, nature, places, seasons, visionary,

Crab Feast (Nonet)

It runs gracefully across the sand 
Feet leaving prints as it passes 
Gracefully moves its own way 
Delicacy for some 
It’s now on the run 
Dashing for hole 
Peppered spice 
It’s hot 

Poem Details | by Adell Foster |
Categories: art, funny, life, people, , cute,

Stage -What

An impressionist  took to the floor. 
‘Til the real deal gave him what for, 
then began playing the lute
Dressed in a cute zoot suit. 
And cool ‘gaitor shoes 
was clowned 
and left 

Poem Details | by Caren Krutsinger |
Categories: funny,

Leg Hair

I know I shaved the hair off this week
The razor was a solid brand
I felt my legs afterwards,
They were smooth as baby
Yet today I saw
My legs are dark
Curly hair
Grew all

So maybe it was a week or two
Could possibly might have been
I shaved them hard on my knee
Hair floated down the drain
Grooming is no fun
The hair grows back
Hard and fast

Poem Details | by Jessica Arteaga |
Categories: funny, imagination

Hard Working Santa

Does Santa Clause have a vacation?
He does only work once a year
But toy building must take time
Maybe after Christmas
He takes a small snooze
But the elves yell:
"Hey Kringle!"
"Make more

Poem Details | by M. L. Kiser |
Categories: animal, appreciation, cat, fun, funny, humorous, nature,

Astray Stray

“I hate cats”, she said a Million times. “They’re always biting, scratching”; “They rub all over you and Leave fur on your clothing.” Weeks later she called, “We’ve got a cat.” She told me; “It won’t Leave.”