Humorous and funny Nostalgia poems and/or funny poems about Nostalgia. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Nostalgia funny poems!
Written by
Pat Adams
Categories:
humorous, nostalgia, word play,
The Good Old Days
One thing is for sure when tales are told
The "good old days" are sure to unfold
Now understand
What made them grand
Was that we weren't good and we weren't old!
Written by
Line Gauthier
Categories:
funny, grandparents, longing, lust, night, nostalgia,
Impure Thoughts
On her nightdress candlelight flickers
While underneath she wears blue knickers
Grandpa recalls Kentucky
The last time he got lucky
Grandma just rolls her eyes and snickers
AP: 3rd place 2025, Honorable Mention 2025
Written by
Cheryl Hoffman
Categories:
humor, nostalgia,
The 1st Television Misogynist
He was small and portly but their leader
didn't want anyone in the club being a cheater
with everyones full attention while seated
he reiterated his drastic thoughts and feelings,
Explaining to his buddies to steer clear
of the feminine gender some held dear
saying they were just a pain in the neck
so just to ignore them he told them was best,
The meeting was adjourned and Spanky closed the door
straightening his "Women Haters Club" sign once more
with Alfalfa feeling confident he wouldn't cave in
till Darla started flirting with him once again….
5-16-17
Written by
Brian Strand
Categories:
funny, nostalgia, social,
Flirty Dancing
valse,valet a,highland fling
viola,fiddle,music string;
minuet,pavane rondeau
tripping lightly to & fro.
flirty dancing,fancy free
quick-step and ladies excuse-me;
fox trot and last waltz slow,
holding close,as passions grow.
Written by
Michael Degenhardt
Categories:
children, funny, happiness, nostalgia,
The Child In Me
Soda pop and gum drops
A river full, so sweet
To be that child I once was
All that candy, I would eat
Not worry about a cavity,
the dentist or my skin
Just concerned with getting more
And filling it within
A jawbreaker, some nonpareils
Bazookas and candy dots
Sour apples and baby ruths
Oh I love it all a lot
Written by
Timothy Ray
Categories:
cinderella, destiny, fate, humorous, introspection, nostalgia
When It Comes To the Travails
when it comes to the travails
of the human heart
logic is a poor study
as Diogenes' wisdom gathers a lantern
searching in vain
there is a deeper reasoning
among the bats gathered in the belfry
ratiocination resting on a slippery slope
grasping at a coherent balance
amidst a pyroclastic flow
and although it makes little sense
it never really had to
the sensory faculty never met
with any goal other than
leap before the bottom falls out
and why Vulcans put forth their take
live long and prosper
it keeps the children coming
as well as the undying poetry written
in song as DJs are given to say
this tune is dedicated to
the one that got away
Oregon 10/23
Written by
Andrew Crisci
Categories:
depression, friendship, funny, love, nostalgia, places
Quadruple Limerick-The Australian Dingo
I raised an Australian dingo,
no name came to mind but Ringo;
he jumped on me,
ripped my clothes daily...
it costed me plenty of money!
Only once I left him alone;
good grief... my furniture was torn!
Oh, should I be mad...
or be kind instead?
I'll sleep over it for tonight!
All Ringo did was run, bark and howl,
mistaking a small cat for an owl;
They took him away
to the zoo today;
he'll whimper form his cage, not rest!
I'll take him back, lest he behaves;
his lesson he'll learn: good manners!
Now, Ringo just stares
to earn forgiveness...
it's fun to play with him and laugh!
Written by
Anthony Biaanco
Categories:
funny, nostalgia,
Snow Flake
summer snowflake...the ice cream man drifts by
Written by
David Aaron
Categories:
humor, i love you, metaphor, nostalgia, pain, paris
Twenty Five
Paris gave us much
from romance to this plaster
white Eiffel Tower
Written by
Marvin D. Schrebe
Categories:
kids, funny, nature, nostalgia, prayer, children
Falling Snow
Outside the snow is falling
The children are sleighing
Sometimes they start snowballing
Outside the snow is falling
“Dinner is served”, their Mom is calling
The children don’t hear what she’s saying
Outside the snow is falling
The children are sleighing!
Written by
Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories:
funny, nostalgia
Mickey Mouse
This is written with tons of tongue in cheek
But I loved watching Mickey Mouse each week
He was my favorite star
Outshone Donny Duck by far
A talking mouse ne'er to utter a squeak
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
© All Rights Reserved
Written by
Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories:
humor, nostalgia,
Clip Joints
Used to be I got haircuts for two bits,
Along with a shave and hair tonic spritz,
From the barber bawdy jokes
Juicy gossip from town blokes!
Now for twelve bucks a clip is all I gits!
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
(c) All Rights Reserved
Written by
John Trusty
Categories:
funny, nostalgia, seasons
Seasonal Inquiry
Buffalo Bob asked
of summer…fall winterspring
did Howdy do ya
*My season is Summer. For the seasons senryu contest with regards to Howdy Doody and
cast!
Written by
Jason Talbott
Categories:
funny, nostalgia, sportsold, old,
Deadliest Catch
Grandpa was a jolly old winker.
And I was a nine year old stinker.
He was a fish getter
But I did him one better...
I caught Grandpa... hook, line, and sinker!
Written by
Rocky Swartzfager
Categories:
funny, loss, nostalgia,
Toonami I Miss You So
Once, something we took for granted
Now gone, forever to be mourned.
My source of awesome anime has been transplanted.
Cartoon Network, you face an enemy scorned!
-----Note-----
Though it's been so long I still miss it. RIP Tom.
Written by
... Gigno
Categories:
funny, humorous, nostalgia,
Jerry and Tom
Jerry was running from Tom
The day it all went down
A mouse had the upper hand
And one cat wore a frown
On a quest with his mallet
As good as being in dark
That mouse was hard to get
Evading without one mark
Things were good for Jerry
He could always run away
Tom did what he always did
Plan for yet another day
Written by
Kim Robin Edwards
Categories:
humorous, nostalgia,
I Love Being Naked
I love being naked.
Taking my panties off,
and throwing them in the corner.
Taking my BVDs off,
and heaving them across the floor.
I love being naked.
No t-shirts on, no blue jeans on,
no under garment to wear.
Just the bare necessties.
Just me, myself and I, standing
all alone in my birthday suit.
I love being naked.
Absolutly, no clothing over my body whatsoever.
My body bursting with action.
Waiting to get a sun tan.
Waiting to quiver in the shower.
Waiting for soap to go all over.
I love being naked.
Will somebody please throw me a towel?
Naked Poem by Kim Robin Edwards.
Copyright 2005,2014..ALL Rights Reserved.
Written by
Patricia Sawyer
Categories:
animals, funny, nature, nostalgia
Hen ~
How Many
Eggs
Needed?
Written by
Cecil Hickman
Categories:
funny, life, nostalgia,
Porky Pig, Elmer Fudd, Bugs Bunny, Gpss
I’m hunting wabbits , are you going too.
Da duh da duh da downtown is a clue.
Watch out for that, doc.
I’ll think I will walk.
Ti, ti, ti, turn quick, wha, wha, what I do.
written for
Sponsor Carolyn Devonshire
Contest Name Techno-Limericks
Written by
Tirzah Conway
Categories:
angst, funny, nostalgia,
Np Dinging Seatbelt
What is it about seatbelts,
That cowboys find so bad,
And the worst offender of them all,
Would have to be my dad;
He leaves his belt unbuckled,
And it makes an awful ding,
What is so dang hard about,
Buckling the up the thing;
It dings and dings the whole dang drive,
Music can’t drown it out,
If you’ve heard that annoying buzz,
You’ll know what I’m talking about;
All it takes is a second,
Just buckle it and it’s through,
So pray that horrible annoyance,
Never happens to you!
Written by
Anne-Lise Andresen
Categories:
fashion, humor, nostalgia, , persona,
- Alarm Clocks -
Keep up with the latest news
Smart watches do more than just tell you the time
From ancient times we had clocks that were more environmentally friendly
Roosters were natural alarm clocks
It's the rooster that crows, but it's the chickens that lay the eggs
Personally I think it is time for a women's liberation
Up before the rooster crows ?
Thank you for long and faithful service ... the smell of fresh coffee
24.01.2017
Sun :) - A-L Andresen :)
Copyright © All Rights Reserved
Written by
Brian Strand
Categories:
childhood, funny, nostalgia, chocolate, , sweet love
Pocket Money Day
Nose pressed flat upto the glass,
Pockets tinkling full of brass;
Oblong jars,row on row
Candy -filled,to over flow.
Mintoes,chews and Pontefract cakes,
Limes and milk chocolate flakes;
Jelly beans and sweet love-hearts,
A few of each ,just to start.
Toffee whirls and butterscotch,
Long liquorice laces,all top-notch;
Aniseed balls,French bonbons,
Available now without coupons.
Sugared almonds and white mice,
Vanilla fudge,a penny a slice!
Just for starters a chocolate ice,
As it's going at half-price.
Barley sugar and a sherbert straw,
The shop bell tinkles as I close the door;
Is that th time! I'll have to skate,
Back into school,I can't be late.
Written by
Timothy Hicks
Categories:
celebrity, character, humorous, nostalgia,
One Last Hooray
Even at the very end
Mel Blanc was still cracking jokes.
It's hard to weep, reading his
tombstone inscription: That's all folks!
NOTE: Mel Blanc did the voices for all the Looney Tune characters.
Written by
Annie Lander
Categories:
funny, introspection, life, nostalgia, satire,
A Quiet Exit
A Quiet Exit
Poetry is disciplined
However, sometimes at the executive table
when a situation is not going according to plans
It's better to excuse yourself because of evil man
however, before leaving, relief a quiet fart
then make the exit, gracefully glance
over your shoulder and smile
watch and observed who sense your present.
Ladies and Gentlemen have a wonderful day!
Written by
Gerard Keogh Jr.
Categories:
adventure, art, dedication, funny, nostalgia, peopleme
The Further Adventures of Mr. Laurel and Mr. Hardy.
Stanleys' plane circles wild, fro and aft.
Ollie screamed up: " Throw me a raft!" Oh Ho Oh Ho Oh Ho Oh Ho.
with gathering gators
I won't be here later
One just gave my drawers a big draft. OhhhOhhh....
When they opened the gator to see
which intestine poor Ollie might be.
He plops out pratfall
then looks at us all
and smiles: " hm hm hm, I'm still me."
Stanley: " But I thought.. I thought you were eaten..oo whooo whoo whoo..."
Oliver looks at us, shrugs and throws his arms up.
( Cue music.)
Coo Coo Coo Coo, Coo Coo
THE END.
This is inspired by Miss Carrie Richards, one of the best.
This Is Another Fine Mess You've Gotten ME Into, Stanley...