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SONNET FOR A FRIENDLY TAX MAN
Once more the seasons turn to time for change
The sun adjusts to lower its trajectory
The fates have cause once more to disarrange
Emotions and confer an elan-ectomy
As many have observed two things are certain
Although we may resist a near demise
One sure contingency will raise a curtain
On that other threat to slowly jeopardise
With smile like crocodile and salutation
He writes ‘It’s been so long! Please get in touch’
Our ‘friend’ would really welcome our collation
Of generous donations to his clutch
Will Hell be desolate with fire that burns
Or eternity of endless tax returns
Already now begins Santa to receive many Christmas wishes
10286 letters arrived in his mailbox today ....
Oh ... so many to read - poor old man
Do you still believe in Santa Claus ..... I hope you do
If or when you stop believing in Santa Claus .....
will your Christmas gifts only include wool socks or underwear
A-L Andresen :)
Nights bring longer darkness, all I want to do is sleep,
Outside the weather worsens, the snow will soon be deep.
Vines heavy with grapes await to be made into ice wine,
Each headache after, is worth it, from the nectar so sublime.
Making pumpkin pie and sipping apple cider - ACHOO!
Better make chicken soup too, now I’ve got the Flu.
Everything is warning me that old man winter is on its way,
Recognizing this sad reality, oh yes, its also another birthday!
Written by Lee Ramage
August 30, 2011
For Carol Brown’s contest
“Fall is around the corner”
Won 2nd place
RAJAT KANTI CHAKRABARTY
creeping of the flesh
fondling in an old back seat
spooky cab rattles
haiku today november 28 © rajat kanti chakrabarty
humor, imagery, inspiration, november, poetry,
The Old Lady
was a real old crank,
she headed over to the Cat in the Hat
with a gas tank.
She threw the gas tank
at the Cat's head,
knocked him out
hoping he was dead.
While he was out
she tied him up,
strung him from a tree
and smacked him with a cup.
She went up onto the roof
where there was Thing 1 and Thing 2,
she was quite the violent woman
as she started beating them with her broom.
Thing 1, Thing 2 and the Cat in the Hat
couldn't take it anymore,
they all got themselves loose
she beat them, till they were sore.
Copyright © Cynthia Jones
The corn stalks are bare
Scarecrow in tatters
'Quoth the raven' "Nevermore"
autumn, food, holiday, humor, november, thanksgiving day,
Let's bow our heads and pray
Today's Thanksgiving day.
Poor old turkey got the axe
Bet he wished he'd never been hatched.
Turkey, mashed potatoes, yams
Consume mass quantities but never ham.
Eat too much and pop your zipper
"Hey Honey, where's the Alka Seltzer"?
Josette Davis Key 2013
anniversary, art, funny, future, november, riddle, space, voyage, wife, wisdom, work, writing,
a riddler on relief;
an ancient beat-
a walking priest,
An ancient thief-
floating on now,
foraging in the great wild,
...it was like a drum,
oh it was so fun,
yadda da da da.
RAJAT KANTI CHAKRABARTY
fun, humor, nonsense,
She ate the cake and had it too
Hide your face Sarah peekaboo
The cake had a rotten egg
Fell on baker's trouser leg
The baker made much of his shoe
Today's Limerick 21 November 2014/Limerick/ Copyright (c) Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty
Minister Jenna Williams
Is on the loose
Making more rhymes
For a new time
change, growth, happy, humor, imagery, introspection, november,
appreciation, celebration, holiday, humanity, humor, inspiration, new york,
It's November, There are three holidays in the month: Election Day, Vetern's Day, and Thanksgiving Day.
Everyone will be looking forward to Thanksgiving.
With special feasts lined up. Hams, Turkeys big and small, Pigeon Peas,
and Cocunut Rice, Mac and Cheese, Sweet Potatoes, Gravy, Stuffing of
Apples and Raisians and Corn Bread Stuffing Mix.
What a wonderful feast as this. And all the while we wait for the Big One in December.
Christmas what a treat? Toys for Boys and Dolls for Girls. I can't wait.
funny, humor, humorous, november,
I have a sad story that requires music that's played by a fiddle.
I've been wounded and I'm spending Black Friday at the hospital.
Gamestop announced that they were knocking 80 percent off of Playstation 4s.
Less than one hour later, paramedics wheeled me through the hospital doors.
I tried to grab a PS4 from a woman, I thought because she was a woman, she wouldn't put up a fight.
But she stabbed, clawed, poked and she even decided to bite.
I really wanted that Playstation 4 because of how little it cost.
But when that woman was through, a lot of my blood was lost.
I'm at the hospital on Black Friday and it's a real shame.
Why did I want that PS4, I don't even like video games.
baby, beauty, deep, humor, may, money, november,
POEM 19 THIS DREAM OF YOU
THIS DREAM OF YOU WHEN I REST MY BODY I LOOK TO YOU FOR LOVE,
I ALWAYS LOOK TO YOU FOR ALL THE WONDERFUL LOVING THING YOU SAID TO ME,
THE LOVE I FEEL FOR YOU IN MY HEART WILL LAST FOR A LIFE TIME FOR US.
YOUR LOVE & SWEET KIND WORDS KEEP ME AWAKE AT NIGHT TO SHOW MY LOVE FOR YOU.
BY:MR. JERRY BIG PAPA WELLS
bird, holiday, humor, november, thanksgiving day,
Gobble! Gobble! Gobble!
Quick! Quick! Quick! Please save me!
I don't want to end up...
on plates Thanksgiving Day!
Take me to the leader;
our President, I mean!
If you could feel my dread...
I need to be pardoned!
Alexandrine - Modified Poetry Contest (Winner: 3rd Place)
Sponsored by Dear Heart
Date written: 03/20/2020
8 lines, 6 syllables each line, Unrhymed
Linda Alice Fowler
celebration, food, holiday, humor, november, thanksgiving,
He thankfully grazed on gravel and grass
Suddenly he heard a deafening blast
He now rests with berries and nuts–
later becomes dreaded cold cuts–
and sausage dressing stuffed up his crevasse
Linda Alice Fowler
fun, funny, humor, humorous, november, october,
There once was a pumpkin named Jack
Who left home and never looked back
He faced a great harm
Once leaving the farm
Now fights off the Carver’s attack
Linda Alice Fowler
fun, halloween, holiday, humor, humorous, november, october,
I sat serenely on the vine
The sun on my rind sublime
Came the farmer’s wife
with a carving knife
I’ll nevermore feel the sun shine