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Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: humorous,

Arms Like An Octopus



In spite of his charm and stunning good looks Been accused by the fuzz of being a crook Stole the hearts of young girlies With his humour quite earthy He had more arms than an ruddy octopus © Jack Ellison 2015


Poem Details | by Ray Gridley |
Categories: confusion, humor, ocean, sea,

The Octopus Question

The question I've pondered so deeply
A sensible answer it begs:
Does an octopus really have eight arms
Or should we be saying, eight legs?


13th April 2017

Poem Details | by Gail Lewis |
Categories: adventure, analogy, animal, funny, ocean,

Ollie the Octopus

Ollie the Octopus with his 9 brains
Broke his 3 hearts in a quick poker game
The blue blood that ran straight to his heart
Suddenly stopped before it could start
It didn't take long before he withered and died
And Ollie the octopus waved us goodbye

Poem Details | by Elton Camp |
Categories: funny,

The Octopus Loan Company

The Octopus Loan Company

By Elton Camp

The loan company name fits, if truth be told
For an octopus has eight arms to grasp & hold

And when an octopus gets a grip on his prey
It finds it can't escape--there is simply no way

The octopus will squeeze the victim's life out
No matter how much it will struggle and shout

Octopus loans, to be helpful puts on a facade
All its customers to take out a loan it will prod

It takes a while for the borrower to learn why
When his debt begins to alarmingly multiply

The day he came in, the customer will hate
When he see the increase in the interest rate

And there is no way that he can get away free
For his wages they won't hesitate to garnishee