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Humorous and funny Onomatopoeia poems and/or funny poems about Onomatopoeia. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Onomatopoeia funny poems!
Written by
Pashang Salehi
Categories:
funny, happy, onomatopoeia,
Owl Whoo Whoo
Owl’s Whoo Whoo……
Do not ask me whoo is whoo.
I will tell you whoo whoo whoo!
Whoo can fly at night like me?
I don’t know whoo, don’t ask whoo.
How can I see things at night?
I know how is, you know whoo?
I hate morning and its Sun,
I like moonlight from guess whoo?
What is there, has always been,
Unseen, untold, I know whoo!
When you don’t know whoo is whoo,
Come at night, I’ll tell you whoo.
Whoo whoo is my sound at night
Can you sing like me whoo whoo?
2/2016 Haloo
For contest sponsored by Eve Roper
Owls Personification Contest
Written by
Goode Guy
Categories:
analogy, humor, imagery, onomatopoeia,
Ogden Ash
I think that I may never see a
tree's sounds lovely as onomatopoeia
to see, to hear, just too profound
sound beats cool on worded ground
ain't it funny to hear a word
that IS what it is, coolly absurd
you may ask what constitutes onomatopoeia
can't say exactly, but hear it when I see it
© Goode Guy 2014-01-03
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onomatopoeia
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joyce_Kilmer
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ogden_Nash
Written by
Thomas Martin
Categories:
funny, onomatopoeia, time,
An Horological Dunce
"The only reason for time is so that everything doesn't happen at once."--Einstein
"what's time," asked the tyke
"just pick any time you like
since they all happen at once"
as knows any horological dunce
and dickory up my clock and strike
Written by
Wallace Kaufman
Categories:
animal, beauty, humor, language, onomatopoeia, senses
Carolina Wren
Where this time?
The pair makes several tries--
my hard hat, a can of nails, window ledge
all filled with leaves.
How do they judge
those inferior, this one prime?
It's predetermined,
I don't know how.
So too their songs--
he two-notes or three-notes,
and she chirrrs along.
Same songs, same positions,
morning in and morning out.
I wake to their repetition.
If they watch me, no doubt
they'd see my own routines,
but neither they nor I can find
what isn't wired in my genes.
Why does this human mind
hear Figaro, Figaro, Figaro
in his operatic voice?
Or is it video, video, video?
It's his song, but my choice.
Written by
Natasha L Scragg
Categories:
funny, onomatopoeia,
Cheeky Owl
" You're a twit-ta-woo! "
The cheeky owl criticized.
" You are one too-hoo! "
Written 15th October 2021
For the Owl Haiku Contest
Sponsor Robert James Liguori
Written by
Raven Howell
Categories:
giggle, language, literature, sound, symbolism, words
Onomatopoeia
Fuzzy borders
Between onomatopoeia
And exclamations
Written by
John Beam
Categories:
humor, hyperbole, irony, muse, onomatopoeia, philosophy
Upon Thinking
How do you eat white crow, said the master Nay, said the horses
Note -"If the master say the crow is white the servant must not say 'tis black." — English proverb
Written by
L Milton Hankins
Categories:
humor, nonsense, onomatopoeia,
Onomatopoeia
Our hen dropped an egg – plop!
Orange balloon stuck - pop!
Odd wee bird sang - cuckoo!
Obese farmer screamed - shoo!
Old satin skirt went - swish!
Once ripe grape trampled – squish!
One sound-word this – oh, pish!
Written April 2, 2021
Written by
Nicoli Estiamba
Categories:
funny, humorous, metaphor, onomatopoeia,
Clucking Hypocrisy
Chickens aim so high.
Aha! That's what I thought too,
When I hear you cluck.