Funny Poems About Ostrich or Ostrich Funny Poems

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Poem Details | by Tom Wright |
Categories: humor,

An Ostracized Ostrich

A Limerick About An Ostracized Ostrich Written: by Tom Wright 7/22/2006 An ostrich, which was Sue so dubbed Thought surely she had been snubbed Though given wings, a pair They wouldn’t lift her to air Leaving her to think somebody flubbed

Poem Details | by Clive Culverhouse |
Categories: bird, fun, funny, humorous, nonsense, sea, silly,

Ostrich Learning To Swim

an ostrich learning to swim in the sea
his neck like a stick floating vertically
swirling and rounding 
and bobbing a wave
an invisible hand stirs a big cup of tea