Funny Poems About Ostrich or Ostrich Funny Poems

Humorous and funny Ostrich poems and/or funny poems about Ostrich. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Ostrich funny poems!

Written by Tom Wright
Categories: humor,

An Ostracized Ostrich

A Limerick About An Ostracized Ostrich Written: by Tom Wright 7/22/2006 An ostrich, which was Sue so dubbed Thought surely she had been snubbed Though given wings, a pair They wouldn’t lift her to air Leaving her to think somebody flubbed

Written by Bernard F. Asuncion
Categories: animal, fun, hilarious, humor, humorous,

The Ostrich and the Gnome Grumble


An ostrich, named Ollie, so grand,
Tried to join a tightrope command.
He tripped on his toes,
And landed on gnomes,
Who yelled, "That's a sand-burying brand!"

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