Humorous and funny Ostrich poems and/or funny poems about Ostrich. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Ostrich funny poems!
Written by
Tom Wright
Categories:
humor,
An Ostracized Ostrich
A Limerick
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An Ostracized Ostrich
Written: by Tom Wright
7/22/2006
An ostrich, which was Sue so dubbed
Thought surely she had been snubbed
Though given wings, a pair
They wouldn’t lift her to air
Leaving her to think somebody flubbed
Written by
Bernard F. Asuncion
Categories:
animal, fun, hilarious, humor, humorous,
The Ostrich and the Gnome Grumble
An ostrich, named Ollie, so grand,
Tried to join a tightrope command.
He tripped on his toes,
And landed on gnomes,
Who yelled, "That's a sand-burying brand!"
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