Humorous and funny Howl poems and/or funny poems about Howl. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Howl funny poems!
Written by
Debra L Brown
Categories:
1st grade, 2nd grade, 3rd grade, bird, children, giggle, kindergarten,
The Owl and Raccoon
There once was a silly raccoon
He slept in a tree until noon
He came down to play
He decided to stay
He danced a jig to a tune
Val the Cross-eyed Owl
She saw his jig and said-"WOW"!
The Owl and Raccoon
Then danced to the tune
She stepped on his tail then he "HOWLED"
The raccoons name is Harry
Miss Val lets you and I get married
The Owl and Raccoon
Were married in June
They lived in a tree near the prairie
7-21-19
Written by
Pashang Salehi
Categories:
funny, happy, onomatopoeia,
Owl Whoo Whoo
Owl’s Whoo Whoo……
Do not ask me whoo is whoo.
I will tell you whoo whoo whoo!
Whoo can fly at night like me?
I don’t know whoo, don’t ask whoo.
How can I see things at night?
I know how is, you know whoo?
I hate morning and its Sun,
I like moonlight from guess whoo?
What is there, has always been,
Unseen, untold, I know whoo!
When you don’t know whoo is whoo,
Come at night, I’ll tell you whoo.
Whoo whoo is my sound at night
Can you sing like me whoo whoo?
2/2016 Haloo
For contest sponsored by Eve Roper
Owls Personification Contest
Written by
Dr. Upma A. Sharma
Categories:
allegory, funny, simile,
Night Owl
Night owl
Wake up all the night,
Asleep whole day bright,
Am I a night owl ?
Ward of seriously sick,
Moving my neck at three-sixty is a trick,
Am I a night owl ?
Disease in fluffy plumage,
Prey to hooked talons' curettage,
I am a night owl !
Aboard in the black hours,
Be dark sky or glitter of stars,
I am a night owl .
Inheriting the mystery and magic of night,
Taking a noiseless flight,
Blessed are the night owls !
Written on 5/8/14
Contest - Night Owl
Sponsor- Kelly Deschler
Written by
Paul Geiger
Categories:
humor, humorous, nature,
The Owl Family
You're on my doorstep
You want a family pic?
Got any mice—rats?
Written by
Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories:
bird, humorous,
Musings of a Wise Old Owl
Mused the owl roosting on a pine tree shoot,
"My colleagues think I'm not very astute,
But I wisely perch in pines,
Not on hot transmission lines!
If they singe their butts I don't give a hoot!"
Written by
Tom Wright
Categories:
funny,
Hoot E Owl Esq
Hoot E. Owl Esq.
By
Tom Wright
A scholarly old owl in the tree sat high,
Calling out to all, is any wiser than I?
He’d read his book,
From his overlook,
Whoo whoo ha hoo, was his erie cry.
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
humorous,
Wise Old Owl
You can never fool this mangy old dude
A wise old owl you should never pooh pooh
Can recite the alphabet
Backwards no sweat
Standing in line at MacDonald's totally nude
© Jack Ellison 2016
Written by
Natasha L Scragg
Categories:
funny, onomatopoeia,
Cheeky Owl
" You're a twit-ta-woo! "
The cheeky owl criticized.
" You are one too-hoo! "
Written 15th October 2021
For the Owl Haiku Contest
Sponsor Robert James Liguori
Written by
Melody Coster
Categories:
animals, fantasy, funny, imagination, pets,
Little Rock Hooty Owl
Little rock hooty owl
sits stoically poised
his roost, the computer tower
atop my desk.
Mr. C.W. Hoots is his name
though he never gives a hoot
least none that I can hear
but please, just call him "Hoots"
for this is what he prefers.
His eyebrows arch perpetually
in that usual scowl
that all good owls it seems
favor among their many faces.
Atop his perch he roosts
a starring contest between us
I will most assuredly lose
for those steely black eyes of his
get me every time.
Most oft times he seems so sad
perhaps a bit lonely too
I do believe that now is the time
to find this Mr. his Mrs.
for no one should be alone
and most assuredly not a pet rock.
Written by
Cheryl Hoffman
Categories:
humor, sleep,
The Night Owl
He'd be the only one wide awake under his roof,
writing poems and posting them all on poetry soup,
munching loudly on a midnight snack,
wife about to give powerful smack,
leaving behind his crumbs and not giving an owls hoot.
Written by
James Horn
Categories:
humorous,
Were Wise Old Owl
Were Wise Old Owl
What if I were a wise old owl?
And on face you could find a scowl
Never would give a hoot
At who I had to boot
Then give them a crying towel.
Jim Horn
Written by
George Aul
Categories:
humor,
Owl, That Hurts
I should not have looked from my good luck spot
to see dirty things that bring the eyes rot,
so while my eyes are burning
my head's completely turning...
can't stand humans in such a twisted knot!
Written by
Stephen Pennell
Categories:
funny,
The Owl and the Wizard
The Owl saw the vole and thought there is my tea
The vole saw the owl and thought he better recognise me!
Now Owls they are a.wesome and Hedwigs the be.st, But a vole for your tea is sim.ply the be.st.
with a swish of his tale and a fast speedy dive.
The voles life flew before him, as he thought he would die
But as quick as a flash and a loud sounding bang Sirious black appears out the ground
Now Hedwig loves wizards but wishes they would stick to the shapes that don't taste so good.
Written by
Pat Adams
Categories:
angst, bird, humor,
The Unimpressed Owl
Regally stationed on a branch
The wide eyed owl stared acute
His capable vision saw it all
But still he did not give a hoot!
Written by
Anna Nomaly
Categories:
funny,
An Owl That Is Secretly a Bear
Swooping feathers soft and bright
hiding faces in the night
Softly swooping the owl has risen
attacking small creatures with perfect precision
But hark!What's this? It's beady stare
is no belonging to... a bear?
How strange! What magic! Oh what fun...
But I think my bird watching club should run
Written by
Eric Niehoff
Categories:
animal, fun, funny, humor, poems, poetry,
Knight Owl
Owl Protect This Wall
“Who? Who goes there?
Owl be the judge, beware
Of your presence I’m aware
Your entry Owl impair
My warning you’ve ignored
I’m an expert with a sword
Your defiance I’ve deplored
Now we fight over discord”
He attacks from his midflight
A ferocious Owl knight
Displaying his great might
He defends the castle site
The entry was denied
Owl puffs his chest with pride
Failed attack he tried
No mouse will get inside
Written by
Charles Messina
Categories:
humor, morning, nursery rhyme,
The Owl and the Chipmunk
Sitting on a rooftop
About one hundred feet from me
Was a big old hooting owl
Eyeing a chipmunk in a tree
It was early in the morning
And the sun was on the rise
When his wings began to flutter
As the sun glared in his eyes
The chipmunk started chirping
As he ran away to play
And the owl kept on hooting
Because his breakfast ran away
Written by
Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 7th grade, 8th grade, 9th grade, humorous,
Ox Owl Jim Lost His Chance
There were lots of pretty girls
But only one with mahogany curls.
This one had shy amber eyes.
Which caught one big guy by surprise.
His name was Ox Owl Jim.
He called her on a whim.
Did not think he had a chance
But invited her to a dance.
Her name was Tori, and she was a doozy.
His mother called her a little floozy.
At the dance he saw plenty of vigor and vim.
She had way too much sophistication for him.
So he let her go home with another guy.
Once he realized she had caught the other man’s eye.
And he went home to his Mama, Ox Owl Ma.
Where he lives this day, with her and his pa.
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
bird, humorous,
A Normal Owl
A normal owl has no use
~ implicitly for a towel
Written by
Jerrold Prothero
Categories:
bird, food, funny, humor, humorous, silly, wisdom,
The Owl, Though Some Think It Is Wise
The owl, though some think it is wise,
Finds mice far more tasty than pies.
In matters of taste
Its judgment erased,
Its fees are too high, I surmise.
Written by
David Crandall
Categories:
bird, fun, humor,
Dan's Favorite Birds - 7 of 10 - Barred Owl
The barred owl - is he really wise?
He climbs trees instead of flies.
It is mostly in this regard
That he runs the risk of being disbarred.
Written by
Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
humorous,
Owl Wise Keep Your Advice to Yourself
Owl wise keep your advice to yourself
For who wants to hear it?
No one.
Even people who say they want it
Do not really want it.
They are not going to follow it anyway.
They are like you and me and Cousin Ted.
We follow our own advice.
Wrong, cockeyed or indifferent.
So owl wise keep your advice to yourself
Even if a sneaky cousin lies and says she wants to hear it.
Because she never does.