Humorous and funny Oyster poems and/or funny poems about Oyster. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Oyster funny poems!
Written by
Andrew Battaglino
Categories:
father daughter, humorous,
Digger From Oyster Bay
Digger from Oyster Bay
There once was a digger from old Oyster Bay
Who did the right thing on a very wrong day
While taking a hike down a long winding trail
Saw his daughter and mailman delivering mail
Surprisingly on take your daughter to work day
Written by
Brian Eatherton
Categories:
funny
Eating An Oyster
As a fishless fish eater
Can someone tell me,
Is eating an oyster
Like gulping a big bogie?
Written by
Trey Hamner
Categories:
food, fun, funny, hate, poetry, sick, truth,
The Odious Oyster
There are few foods in this world that I hate
But there is one gnarly and nasty invertebrate
Against which I most assiduously discriminate
And I absolutely can not in any way tolerate
If forced to eat it I would surely asphyxiate
If compelled to consume, I would first self-immolate
Let me be clear for I don't want to obfuscate
If told to ingest it I would violently retaliate
The oyster is something that won't grace my plate
That bilious bivalve should be banished as bait
That odious oyster is fetid incarnate
I can honestly say it's the worst thing I've ate