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Poem Details | by
Chrisdad Kojo Arthur |
Categories:
betrayal, hilarious, humanity, hyperbole, relationship, repetition, trust,
HUMBLE REQUEST
Life,if you could be nice to me for a second,
Trust me, I will make you proud
I will grow to become a legend
For even without words, my presence will be so loud
Trust me, I will make you proud
You and I will be respected by all and sundry
For even without words, my presence will be so loud
You, success and I will become one family
You and I will be respected by all and sundry
I shall defend you when men brand you unfair
You, success and I will become one family
Love, joy and happiness will we share
I shall defend you when men brand you unfair
under one roof we lay
Love, joy and happiness will we share
So life, please be nice and pave the way.
Poem Details | by
Pat Adams |
Categories:
animal, funny, word play,
Known by many as a Shih Tzu
All by itself, in it's own cage
One is a zoo, could it be true?
I know what it is, at this stage
All by itself, in it's own cage
With a cute little smashed in face
I know what it is at this stage
They are the same, the breed and place
With a cute little smashed in face
One is a zoo, could it be true?
They are the same, the breed and place
Known by many as a Shih Tzu
Poem Details | by
Joyce Johnson |
Categories:
funny, candy, sorry,
“A penny for your thoughts,” he said.
I took his petty penny.
Without a thought within my head,
I did not give him any.
I took his pretty penny
And added it to mine.
I did not give him any,
On candy I could dine.
I added it to mine,
Laughed at him when he cried.
On candy I could dine.
I wasn’t sorry I had lied.
Laughed at him when he cried
Without a thought within my head,
I wasn’t sorry I had lied.
“A penny for your thoughts,” he said.
Poem Details | by
Peter Lewis Holmes |
Categories:
fun, funny, music,
Antonio a tenor's ring,
in the bathroom he would sing
Gilbert and Sullivan was his thing,
oft he'd sound this manly zing,
in the bathroom he would: sing!
all his music he would bring,
oft he'd sound; this manly zing!
the kitchen staff could hear him sing,
all his; music he would bring.
Gilbert and Sullivan was his thing?
the kitchen staff could. Hear him sing!
Antonio: a tenor's ring.
Poem Details | by
Eve Roper |
Categories:
allusion, funny, sick, song,
singing a song of harmony
cheerfully sung eternally
covered in pink so perfectly
my silly desire of tenacity
cheerfully sung eternally
from just drinking herbal tea
my silly desire of tenacity
pink is all I wore for certainty
from just drinking herbal tea
rushed to the emergency
pink is all I wore for certainty
embarrassed I’ll be for eternity
rushed to the emergency
covered in pink so perfectly
embarrassed I’ll be for eternity
singing a song of harmony
7/22/2016
A Monorhyme and Pantoum form with no perfect meter
Poem Details | by
Justin Worthy |
Categories:
funny, irony, nature,
Now that I finally got high
I no longer have to watch the birds in the sky
Now I'm gonna fly, so say goodbye
Oh birds in the sky
As I'm swooping by
Through the night
Higher than a kite
Oh my teary eyes
Say goodbye
Cause now I'm high
The sky is ever nigh,
Because I got high
Poem Details | by
Daniel Cwiak |
Categories:
education, imagination, on writing and wordswords, humor,
Oh, to read the tragic tale...
Whether it be Scarlet Letter or Cursed Whale
Blithely do the words encompass the mind
Lifting the haze of their mysterious veil.
Whether it be Scarlet Letter or Cursed Whale
Can humor ever compare ?
Lifting the haze of their mysterious veil
Nary one ever written could depths pursue
Can humor ever compare ?
Blithely do the words encompass the mind
Nary one ever written could depths pursue
Oh, to read the tragic tale...
Poem Details | by
Charles Reese |
Categories:
day, children, funny, imagination, nature, night,
At night I shine upon my face
A gift I am when in the dark
I'm sent to you by heavens grace
No match is needed for my spark.
A gift I am when in the dark
But when it's day I never show
No match is need for my spark
At night I give a gentle glow.
But when it's day I never show
No secret though am I to see
At night I give a gentle glow
Now can you guess the name of me?
No secret though am I to see
I'm sent to you by heavens grace
Now can you guess the name of me?
At night I shine upon your face.
Poem Details | by
Jacquelyn Sturge |
Categories:
fantasy, funny, mystery, people, love, me, people, stars,
I love to watch the stars at night
I love when they come out to play
I love to see the moonbeam bright
And love when darkness turns to day.
I love when they come out to play
Like little people in the sky
And love when darkness turns to day
I see the twinkle in their eye.
Like little people in the sky
Playing with friends, dancing around
I see the twinkle in their eye
And on their face never a frown.
Playing with friends, dancing around
Forever happy this is true
And on their face, never a frown
It's only smiles for me and you.
Forever happy, this is true
I love to see the moonbeam bright
It''s only smiles for me and you
I love to watch the stars at night.
Poem Details | by
Kash Poet |
Categories:
food, funny, sweet, fish, green, sweet,
No more fish please
give us popcorn,
it's more nourishing
good for newborns!
Give us popcorn
no more nonveg,
good for newborns
veg advantage!
No more nonveg
give us sweet mom,
veg advantage
we should transform!
Give us sweet mom
fresh green cabbage,
we should transform
nonveg to veg!
Fresh green cabbage
it's more nourishing,
nonveg to veg
no more fish please!
© kash poet( 2nd August 2011)
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Placement: 3rd;(August 2011)
Contest:Pure thoughts on Nature (Photo based)
Sponsor:John Freeman
Poem Details | by
Alfred Berggren |
Categories:
humorous,
I got new shoes and style they don't lack.
But they fit oh so tight
and I think I should take them back.
My brother says they fit just right.
But they fit oh so tight
and I think they'll make a blister.
My brother says they fit just right.
He's just mean and doesn't like his little sister.
And I think they'll make a blister
when I walk to school today.
He's just mean and doesn't like his little sister
You'll see, later I'll make old smarty pay.
When I walk to school today,
I got new shoes and style they don't lack.
You'll see, later I'll make old smarty pay,
and I think I should take them back.
Author's Notes:
Poem Details | by
Alfred Berggren |
Categories:
humor,
I got new shoes and style they don't lack.
But they fit oh so tight
and I think I should take them back.
My brother says they fit just right.
But they fit oh so tight
and I think they'll make a blister.
My brother says they fit just right.
He's just mean and doesn't like his little sister.
And I think they'll make a blister
when I walk to school today.
He's just mean and doesn't like his little sister
You'll see, later I'll make old smarty pay.
When I walk to school today,
I got new shoes and style they don't lack.
You'll see, later I'll make old smarty pay,
and I think I should take them back.
Poem Details | by
Hat Bueckert |
Categories:
animal, funny,
I wish somebody would’ve told me
Since reincarnating as a camel
It is not all it’s cracked up to be
Thought it would be fun to be this mammal
Since reincarnating as a camel
I’ve taken my fair share of lumps
Thought it would be fun to be this mammal
I spit too much and have these awkward humps
I’ve taken my fair share of lumps
It is not all it’s cracked up to be
I spit too much and have these awkward humps
I wish somebody would’ve told me
March 14, 2023
Pick-A-Title, Vol 35 Poetry Contest
Sponsor: Edward Ibeh
Poem Details | by
The Didds |
Categories:
happiness,
Happiness may just be fun
Smiling as we go through life
Groaning at an outrageous pun
Infectious joy that is rife
Smiling as we go through life
Finding fun wherever we go
Infectious joy that is rife
Chortling at a comedy show
Finding fun wherever we go
The smallest thing to bring us joy
Chortling at a comedy show
Children gleeful with a toy
The smallest thing to bring us joy
Groaning at an outrageous pun
Children gleeful with a toy
Happiness may just be fun
Poem Details | by
Victor Buhagiar |
Categories:
smile,
Nonchalantly they practised skating artistically,
Both are considered champions in their own right,
At one point they separated, each to his own end
When he suddenly fell, unbecomingly on the ice.
Both are considered champions in their own right
One could see the surprise on her face.
When he suddenly fell unbecomingly on the ice.
Hands went to her dainty mouth to stifle a giggle.
One could see the surprise on her face,
At one point they separated, each to his own end
Hands went to her dainty mouth to stifle a giggle.
Nonchalantly they practised skating artistically.
Poem Details | by
M. L. Kiser |
Categories:
animal, cat, friendship, horse, humor, poems, poetry,
You are a wise and gentle horse,
I do so adore you, of course.
The days we spend in cuddled bliss,
so much like mama’s loving kiss.
I do so adore you, of course.
Your charm is an energizing force,
so much like mama’s loving kiss;
we have such good symbiosis.
Your charm is an energizing force,
let’s go find you some tasty gorse.
we have such good symbiosis,
apologies for the fishy halitosis.
4-22-2020
Image #2
Pantoum Rhyme - Personification Poetry Contest
Eve Roper
Poem Details | by
L Milton Hankins |
Categories:
cat, dream, fun, humorous,
Garfield knows the joys of relaxation
Happily, self-absorbed, his napping seems,
There can be no better explanation
For the bubble picture showing his dreams.
Happily, self-absorbed, his napping seems
We love Garfield for his senses keener
For the bubble picture showing his dreams
Explains his fun comedic demeanor.
We love Garfield for his senses keener
There can be no better explanation
Explains his fun comedic demeanor
Garfield knows the joys of relaxation.
SECOND PLACE WINNER
written July 12, 2021
for "Pantoum" Poetry Contest - Picture #2
sponsored by Eve Roper
All rhymes checked with Rhyme Zone.com
10-syllables per line checked with How Many Syllables.com
Poem Details | by
Subimal Sinha-Roy |
Categories:
animal, humor,
Mickey acts as ace basketball player
He soars sky high like a bird with the ball
Big sneakers flutter through airy layer
He isn’t bothered on the hard ground he’ll fall.
He soars sky high like a bird with the ball
He’s happy that’s how he’s able to score
He isn’t bothered on the hard ground he’ll fall
Knowing Minnie can’t be delighted more.
He’s happy that’s how he’s able to score
Big sneakers flutter through airy layer
Knowing Minnie can’t be delighted more
Mickey acts as ace basketball player.
July 27, 2021
Photo No : 1
Syllable count : 10 per line
Checked on howmanysylables,com
Rhyme checked on RhymeZone
Contest : Pantoum Rhyme 1
Sponsor : Eve Roper
Poem Details | by
Sandra Haight |
Categories:
cute, funny, silly,
A plump potato- I don't want to be!
This poster clearly shows an image, grim-
with chubby one on left looking like me-
on right, a perfect french fry, thin and trim!
This poster clearly shows an image, grim-
revealing how I'd be compared to now;
on right, a perfect french fry, thin and trim!
My goal- to let them pare me down- I vow!
Revealing how I'd be compared to now-
with chubby one on left looking like me;
my goal- to let them pare me down- I vow
a plump potato- I don't want to be!
July 18, 2021
Contest: Pantoum- Rhyme 1
Sponsor: Eve Roper
Picture Prompt: #3