Humorous and funny Paradise poems and/or funny poems about Paradise. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Paradise funny poems!
Written by
Martin Kloess
Categories:
funny, humor, paradise, sea,
Another Sailor's Tail Tale
They paddled till we reached the shore
Where I set them free to explore
Then back to the sea
This sailor did flee
They’ll not paddle me anymore
Written by
Volodymyr Knyr
Categories:
age, bible, eve, humorous, paradise, woman
Eve
Only Eve is a madam,
who is known from Adam.
Volodymyr Knyr
2014
Written by
Joyce Johnson
Categories:
funny
Limerick In Paradise
If I were a fly on their wall.
And heard about Adam’s big fall.
I’d say “God please try me.
I’ll do better than he
If I weren’t so unfairly small”.
For Michael's Fly on the Wall limerick contest won # 4
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
giggle, paradise, peace, planet, satire, sky
Do You See What I See
'When Jupiter aligns with Mars'
all I see are tiny stars
'When the moon is in the Seventh House'
I am in my wife's doghouse
'Harmony and understanding'
My car, my kids be demanding
'Golden living dreams of visions'
What I wear evokes derision
They call this 'The Age of Aquarius'
~ I taste turmeric on asparagus
___________________________________
Lines 1, 3, 5, and 7 are taken from 'The Age
of Aquarius,' a hit song released by 'The
Fifth Dimension' in 1969.
Written by
Robin Davis
Categories:
funny, vacation,
Problems In Paradise
A vacation on an island
Had me all shook up and cryin'
I was supposed to surf on top
Of waves but all I did was plop
On my front side really hard
Leaving it all red and scarred
Now I can't wear my bikini
Waves of terror were a meanie
My nice figure is now covered
As I lay on the beach hovered
By hot sun making me sweat
I can not even get wet
Because I look like an apple slice
Half of me red, the other white
Written by
Deb Wilson
Categories:
funny, husband, wife,
Trouble In Paradise
I once knew a man from the city
Whose girlfriends were all very pretty
He did live a charmed life
Till found out by his wife
Where she kicked him at was a pity!
Written by
James Horn
Categories:
humorous,
Either Heaven Or Paradise
Is heaven same place they call paradise?
Whatever you want always will suffice
While angels fly around and soon scatter
Saw me raising hell releasing my bladder.
James Thomas Horn
Retired Veteran
Written by
Ingrid Showalter Swift
Categories:
anger, food, hilarious, paradise,
Hell At the Paradise Pizza Shoppe
All hell broke loose, when Jerry ran into John at the Paradise Pizza Shoppe
Written by
Panagiota Romios
Categories:
humorous, paradise, places,
Saturday Crowds
Why go nuts in a Saturday crunch?
Many stores now open 24/7, you see?
Packed stores, like monkeys on tall trees.
Me, home with tea and a zesty lunch.
August 10, 2019
10:30am PST
NOTICE: this was listed originally as a limerick. A kind poet said it was not.
I had used another source that indicated a limerick could be four lines only.
I don't know anymore. So changing it to a rhyme. If you know about four
line limerick, .please Soupmail, me? Thanks.
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
animal, giggle, smile,
A Vision of Paradise
Of all the things upon this earth
I’d never want to be a horse
‘Cos first of all, how DO they sleep
when standing on their hooves, of course
Another creature I would shun
is lazy, smelly, weighs a ton
Flies buzz an inch from her dull eyes
You guessed a cow? ~ ‘twas no surprise
And finally, to top things off
I never want to be a chimp
I need respect, I’m not a clown
na-NA, na-NA, na-NA na-Na
So, if you smile when I sit down ~
I’ll turn my wrong end upside down
~ Iambic Tetrameter ~
Written by
Gerald Dillenbeck
Categories:
health, humor, integrity, passion, psychological, senses
Paradise Connections
The pursuit of erotic
exotic climaxing paradise
is not neurotic
about biological perfection
And almost entirely resilient
and resonant impressions
through sensory neurological connections:
Feeling touch
Smelling taste
Sighting sound
******** directions,
cooperative indiscretions.
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
bird, food, giggle,
Parakeet's Paradise
Ketchup and mustard blanket the meat
Tho' the onions and garlic don't smell very sweet
Mayo and lettuce produce a civilized tweak
for the worm sandwich I feed my pet parakeet
Written by
Aniruddha Pathak
Categories:
humor, paradise, passion,
Resetting privacy settings
The human history unfolding,
Adam eyed an apple so tempting,
He asked innocent Eve
A helping hand to give--
Let’s reset our privacy setting.
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Tongue-in-cheek |08.09.2024| Humour
Poet’s note: Adam and Eve were enjoying their bliss of innocence in Eden Garden, and Adam eyed an apple. We all know what happened. That was the first time Adam and Eve changed their privacy settings. The first was the fig leaf and found far too brief. Today, what with internet hackers and crooks all around, changing privacy settings has become common.
Written by
Abdul Malik
Categories:
humor,
Fool's Paradise
It is easy to dwell in happy places,
When two wise men meet—
They wrangle contentedly
over the ways of the world;
When two fools huddle together—
They concur on almost everything.
~Contest: Bitesize Poem#54
~Sponsor: Line Gauthier.
Written by
Josh Hicks
Categories:
confidence, crazy, freedom, fun, funny, paradise
My Balls
My balls smell like a crisp morning in the alpine suck them and you'll feel fine perhaps enjoying it more after we have a bottle of wine and dine
They're smooth as eggs and they shine just made that way by god's design
Once they're whipped out it's impossible to decline you'll be drooling at the mouth saying "they're mine" as you feel an excited tingling sensation down your spine