Humorous and funny Paris poems and/or funny poems about Paris. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Paris funny poems!
Written by
Ed Morris
Categories:
french, funny, humor, humorous,
An American In Paris
When Toby removed to Paree
The people all called him Tobee.
“That’s not me,” he’d plead,
Then finally concede
To be, not to be not, Tobee.
Written by
David Aaron
Categories:
humor, i love you, metaphor, nostalgia, pain, paris
Twenty Five
Paris gave us much
from romance to this plaster
white Eiffel Tower
Written by
Milan Georges Burovac
Categories:
addiction, adventure, america, desire, funny love, i love you
Paris Forever
choose this sun
you will have the body
I will be your skin
your city elsewhere
Paris I tell to him
here with me
Paris forever
us - bread and wine
us - street and air
Paris our love
Written by
Warner Baxter
Categories:
city, funny, girl, hilarious, paris, silly
A Girl From France
THERE ONCE WAS A GIRL FROM FRANCE
WHO DANCED ON STAGE WITH NO PANTS
SHE SHOWED OFF HER TUSH
BUT NEVER HER BUSH
SHE LEFT THE CROWD IN A TRANCE
Written by
Warner Baxter
Categories:
dance, funny, girl, hilarious, humorous, paris
Another Girl From France
THERE ONCE WAS A GIRL FROM FRANCE
ON THE STREET SHE WOULD SING AND DANCE
ONE DAY THERE WAS SUCH A HUSH
‘CAUSE SHE SHOWED A BIT OF TUSH
WHEN SHE RIPPED OUT THE SEAM OF HER PANTS
Written by
Mariana Pavlich
Categories:
funny, pets, places, uplifting,
Reflection In a Paris Cafe
French madamoselles Favorite harmonica music Cafe
Perfectly poised coifferd perfumed elegantly sipping in
Floral velvet suit gloves hat matching shoes+handbags
Sitting gossipping giggling intoxicating atmosphere
Exclusive Famous impressionist artists french cafe
Gladly accomodates all dogs from first class owners
Pink diamonde studded chihuhaua , Lola+pink poodle
Huge bulging eyes wet little nose snubs all doggy bags
Pink poodle ,Pepe patiently waits to order chicken pate
Waiter white apron whips pencil behind ear Anticipation
Accepts her envelope on small silver tray + huffs away
Written by
Arthur Vaso
Categories:
city, crazy, discrimination, giggle, paris, social
Wee Paris
In Paris
now you can pee
or wee
all while you sight-see
ah Paris
environmentally pee free
feminists however
must store their pee
only in private
can they set their wee free
Written by
T Wignesan
Categories:
humor, wife,
Limerick: Once a Dapper Diplomat In Paris
Limerick : Once a Dapper Diplomat in Paris
Once a Dapper Diplomat in Paris
Took to « wife » a Man for his Mrs.
« She » wanted a Baby
« She » married a Lady
Now Diplomat has Wife minus His.
© T. Wignesan – Paris, 2013
Written by
Pat Adams
Categories:
funny, silly, word play,
A Cheese Plant In Paris
Once a cheese plant in Paris caught fire
To save something was the desire
Not much to show
Wouldn't you know
Only De Brie was left to acquire!
Written by
David Crandall
Categories:
humor, hyperbole, paris, sports,
Armand Duplantis
I sat, uninspired, in my condo.
When on TV, no routine John Doe
Flew above a balloon
And then over the moon,
That amazing pole vaulter, Mondo.
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
humor, paris, word play,
Spring Break
Paris welcomes all for Spring Break
Yet some find they made a mistake
For April Showers
Are great for flowers
But never will quench an hard ache
Written by
David Crandall
Categories:
humor, hyperbole, sports,
Direct Flight - Paris to LA
Mondo left the ground to soar
in the Olympic games of twenty-four.
So, next Olympics, he would not be late,
He came down again in twenty-eight.
Written by
Brita Roy
Categories:
desire, humor, paris,
A Young Man From Paris
There was a young man from Paris, Who had an intense urge to kiss,
So he hugged tight the pillar,
Kissed himself in the mirror,
But he forgot to date his Miss.
Written by
L Milton Hankins
Categories:
fashion, humor, paris,
Fashion Statement
Most fashionable young people in France
Are wearing plaid shirts, flip-flops and striped pants
Saying we do not care
Tell us what we should wear
We’re not applying for government grants!
written June 16, 2021
Written by
Anais Vionet
Categories:
boyfriend, humor, parents, paris, sad love, travel
fly away
Peter had to fly,
was that just last night?
I have attachment issues.
I hate saying goodbye
- it always makes me cry
an embarrassing tear or two.
Holidays go so fast
relativity’s been proven at last!
Fourteen days of leisure
of sordid intertwined pleasures
on days free of study pressures.
This morning i was in despair
splayed out on an uncomfortable chair
with tangled, unbrushed hair
wearing faded PowerPuff underwear
bored, and wishing Peter was there.
Written by
Anais Vionet
Categories:
angst, crush, garden, humor, paris, scary,
unresponsive in the garden
I walked in the garden
yeah, that was me
I stepped on a plant
accidentally.
In my defense it was gloomy,
there was no moon
I would have missed it
if it had been noon
I’m afraid it was fatal
you’re the first with the results
it was limp and unresponsive
and it had no pulse
I decided I’d bury it - it was gone.
I’d do it after jogging, about dawn
I thought it improvident and beyond needs,
it turned out fine - it recovered - it’s a weed..
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Songs for this:
A Girl In Trouble (Is a Temporary Thing) by Romeo Void
Can't Be Sure by The Sundays
Written by
Anais Vionet
Categories:
anxiety, appreciation, humor, light, paris, school,
opinions
(a morning walk in senryus)
My home’s not two miles
from school, on beautiful fall
days I’ve been walking.
There’s one building, wrapped
in silver scaffolding, where
youngish male workers,
in luminous trade
gear, offer bleacher-level
fashion opinions.
We passersby love
the crumbs of mild discomfort
and edgy style takes.
Although I wasn’t
exactly dressed to impress,
they liked today’s dress
.
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Songs for this:
Private Eyes - The bird and the bee
One Two Three - Hooverphonic
I Know What Boys Like - The Waitresses
Written by
Martin Howard Samuel
Categories:
humor, london, money, new york, paris, silly
Taking Stock
Been to the London Stock Exchange
opened in 1571 by Elizabeth the Queen
and what's more saw the New York Big Board
the world's largest stock market ever seen
but when I took a trip to Paris
had no clue as to what to do
altho' I was educated in French
(parlez-vous?)
I believe brokers did so to discommode
as when yelling buying or selling
they communicated in Bourse code
Written by
Anais Vionet
Categories:
day, hope, humor, moon, paris,
noon moons
There was a moon over Paris—at noon
misplaced in space?
Awakened too soon?
noon moon,
I saw you floating alone
without a cloud in the sky
without a night of your own
And with the moon flying high above me
like cloud made of magical stone
I felt a wish I made celestially
might save me from being alone
noon moon,
I long for someone to care for
some one that I could be there for
someone to call all my own
.
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Songs for this:
Blue Moon (feat. vGumiho) by Derivakat
Blue Moon by The Mavericks
Written by
Anais Vionet
Categories:
dance, humor, paris,
conceits
consumer desire is a love language
wit is despair wearing lipstick
social identity is status management
About heartbreak:
Looking back is a good way to get a crick in your neck.
When it comes to s.e.x, I take a neutral position.
If you ever wanted to join
a sweaty, Paris, basement rave
now’s the time.
.
.
A song for this:
Bingo by La Sécurité
Written by
Anais Vionet
Categories:
autumn, fashion, humor, paris, school,
cry havoc
hunting the Rue Saint-Honoré
leaves me no breath
when women brawl for fashion
with warrants of gold
we become lions
every eye looks
taking hunter's aim
in piteous chase
the hares we hunt
are the new, the hot, the exclusive
not the lower marked
cry havoc
for animals heave fewer groans
only wars, revolt and poisons
attend more frightful chaos
one could come to hurt
but fault no villains
that is not our hunting language
we are confederates in chase
seeking the swaggers of success
.
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A song for this:
Baby You're a Superstar by Mark Roberts, Paul Fletcher, Patrick Sturrock, Emily Taylor & Dan Whitfield